The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo |
The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo |
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
Inspired by wanting to rid the boys' locker of the many many many polls:
We've all heard of the low kick. So how many times have you been kicked there? Me? I believe once or twice. Once in the last two years. And one a long time ago.. |
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*mipadi* |
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QUOTE(Endless_Symphony @ Aug 7 2005, 2:29 PM) you know a girl getting kicked in the nether regions isn't all that better. cause our clits are just a much smaller version of a guy's penis. it's full of nerve endings and is very, very sensitive. It's not really the penis that causes great pain, though, but rather the testicles. |
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
^ that's true.
and the pain travels up.. |
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![]() Sing to Me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 ![]() |
i'm not undermining the pain guys go through. i'm just saying that girls have a slight idea of how it feels. i used to do the low kick on guys who peeved me but after awhile... i stopped in fear of cutting their family line. ^^ honestly, guys have all that stuff just...hanging there. you seem so vunerable.
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#54
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![]() The Blue Panda Of Doom ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 195,223 ![]() |
Well I've been kicked there by my little sister but she is only 3, but in my old school theer was the game called "napsack" (which is kinda gay) well everyone goes around using their hands as whips and whiping guys down low, and it hurts like crap because the pain goes up to your stomach and you cant walk.
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i would LOVE to do that to a guy ATLEAST ONCE in my LIFE
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![]() Drowning by numbers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,026 ![]() |
haha funny stories
![]() but i guess none of it compares to this article I found in the newspaper: ![]() "Woman tears off ex's testicle in party rage February 10, 2005 - 3:19PM A British woman tore off her ex-lover's testicle when he rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead in Merseyside, flew into a rage and yanked off Geoffrey Jones' left testicle. It was later handed back to him by a friend saying: "That's yours", Liverpool Crown Court heard. Jones ended his relationship with Monti last May, but they remained on good terms, the court was told when Monti pleaded guilty to wounding last month. They went to a party together on May 30, then for drinks with friends at Jones' house. As the night wound down, Monti told Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Jones's shorts. In a statement, he said: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." I got it from Here but you need subscription..well just don't piss a girl off. ![]() |
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![]() Another ditch in the road... you keep moving ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 ![]() |
SmartPrice, you're describing symptoms of epididimitis. its not serious, but its painful. it can be treated with a course of santibiotics, go see your doctor
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![]() yeah, whatever.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,628 ![]() |
I kicked my friend there on accident once...His expression was priceless.
How painful is it? |
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![]() HOY!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 ![]() |
i play soccer... havnt gotten kicked but i used the wrong head to hit the ball.
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hahahahahhaha
WOW thats all i gotta say lmao *sigh* a while ago my bf's friends were like posting pics of their friends after they got sacked. i thought it was pretty stupid of them. ppl who play games with that are just downright retarted =) i wonder if my bf has ever been hit there...well i dont think i'd do that to him..im not violent ...but i wonder if he knows what it feels like...hmm i ought to ask him soon. i feel bad for you guys...oh n the nudge in the boob isn't soo bad. my bf's accidently nudged me in the boob soo many times haha.maybe its cuz of the PERFECT height difference..so i need to be careful when standing behind him XD but yes...interesting topic. |
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*incoherent* |
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it really hurts especially if kicked/hit hard enough. it makes you feel like you're going to throw up. my little brother used to think it was funny to hit people there. wait til he grows up cuz paybacks a bitch.
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i dont think ive ever bene kicked their becuz im not an a-hole... :)
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I'm 17 and a guy. I got kicked there by my gf's sister and it hurt like hell. She's 14 and had her soccer spikes on when she did it. I guess I shouldn't have grabbed her butt. I was on the floor crying for 10 minutes. I was sore for like 4 hours and had the worst stomach ache you could imagine. I'm glad my gf wasn't home to see it happen. I was so embarassed. But at the same time suffering horrible pain.
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![]() the crip killa. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,628 ![]() |
thirce. Hurts like a bitch...and it was for no good reason either...
For those of you who don't know what it feels like...its like a really hard hit on your funny bone...it just spreads all over then you feel a really shard stinging pain, thats where you usually collapse unvolintarity...and if you ever broke something badly, got stiches, or surgury...the pain after is what makes you stop breathing. Sounds good huh? |
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 ![]() |
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QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 9:50 AM) [size=1] Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.[/font] Perosnoally I agree. How many of men could carry a baby around with it growing kicking for nine months then sitting in labor for more than eight hours? Or try the period. ![]() ![]() About the topic my brothers (not really) I kick them there all the time and they play a game to hit each other there all the time. ![]() ![]() QUOTE(sbrav77 @ Oct 21 2005, 5:55 PM) I'm 17 and a guy. I got kicked there by my gf's sister and it hurt like hell. She's 14 and had her soccer spikes on when she did it. I guess I shouldn't have grabbed her butt. I was on the floor crying for 10 minutes. I was sore for like 4 hours and had the worst stomach ache you could imagine. I'm glad my gf wasn't home to see it happen. I was so embarassed. But at the same time suffering horrible pain. Why the hell did you grab her butt? Especially when she's fourteen and you're like seventeen!? Hello, I woulda kicked you there five hundred times or until my leg got numb. Seriosuly if my siste'rs boyfriend ever had the gall to grab my butt, god I would tel her......a pretty picture does NOT come to mind. |
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I accidently elbowed my boyfriend there once.
I didnt mean to. |
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![]() The Hooded Warrior ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 ![]() |
QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 10:50 AM) Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it. Woooooo lets compare apples and oranges shall we, as opposed to an two apples or two oranges. No no I don't think you can all that well QUOTE(Endless_Symphony @ Aug 7 2005, 2:29 PM) you know a girl getting kicked in the nether regions isn't all that better. cause our clits are just a much smaller version of a guy's penis. it's full of nerve endings and is very, very sensitive. i was sitting on my couch with my legs folded underneath me loosely so there was a small open space there. my sister threw me the control and it smacked right there. i thought i was going to cry. ![]() I've been hit directly on the head of my penis by one of those street hockey balls, and this ball was shot at me while I was playing goalie, it hurt but not as much as one would think the testicles is where it really hurts. QUOTE(lassipiktunn @ Aug 7 2005, 6:26 PM) QUOTE(Latina Babii @ Oct 21 2005, 11:51 PM) About the topic my brothers (not really) I kick them there all the time and they play a game to hit each other there all the time. laugh.gif Guys crying over that is beyond hilarous. Thoug they explained it to me. Then I just hit them again shifty.gif Muahahaha, no wait yeah I did lol I would like to personally punch both of you in the ovaries and hopefully then you might know what it feels like to have pain inflicted upon testicles, because the ovaries are analogous to the testicles. The only time I find stricking a males testicles to be acceptable is when hes trying to rape a girl, or is physicaly assualting her. So if you ladies are in a that kinda of situation go ahead a kick to your hearts content, maybe youll rupture one or two. As for the games some guys play where they intentionally try to hit each other, thats just fsckin idiotic. |
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QUOTE I would like to personally punch both of you in the ovaries and hopefully then you might know what it feels like to have pain inflicted upon testicles, because the ovaries are analogous to the testicles. The only time I find stricking a males testicles to be acceptable is when hes trying to rape a girl, or is physicaly assualting her. So if you ladies are in a that kinda of situation go ahead a kick to your hearts content, maybe youll rupture one or two. As for the games some guys play where they intentionally try to hit each other, thats just fsckin idiotic. Personally I'd love to see you try. Aren't guys supposed to be nice to girls? Besides that's just one thinga guy has to do, it has to balance out, you don't hurt much until pregnancy. ![]() |
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![]() cB Assassin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 ![]() |
^ Guys are suppose to be nice to girls. ALTHOUGH! Men and women are created equally. So if women can do to men, well yeah. I mean I personally don't hurt women, but tell you the truth some of them deserve it, just like some men deserve it.
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Oct 23 2005, 12:11 PM) ^ Guys are suppose to be nice to girls. ALTHOUGH! Men and women are created equally. So if women can do to men, well yeah. I mean I personally don't hurt women, but tell you the truth some of them deserve it, just like some men deserve it. Well guys have bigger muscles then us and alot of them act all big and macho that's why I hit my brother's because they're always telling me "og we're so muich stronger than you girls!" so, well, let's just see how much stronger they are when they're rolling on the ground crying their eyes out because of a GIRL! I only did it because they deserved it, I've never hit any guy but my brothers their. |
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![]() omnomnom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 ![]() |
I learned the groin kick in class.
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I think once... but thank god it was not a direct contact so it didn't really hurt as much...
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![]() The Hooded Warrior ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 ![]() |
QUOTE(Latina Babii @ Oct 23 2005, 8:23 AM) Personally I'd love to see you try. Aren't guys supposed to be nice to girls? Besides that's just one thinga guy has to do, it has to balance out, you don't hurt much until pregnancy. ![]() First off you cant compare pregnancy to being kicked in the testes nobody can and I don't see why people try to use pregnancy or any type of single sex based event as a comparison, only a hermaphrodite has a chance of knowing both sides. I have been kicked in the testicles by a girl while I didn't hit her back, I just pretty much lost all respect for her from that point on. Will you being a girl stop me from hitting you if im angry enough and you've struck me in the groin, that would depend on the situation and how I feel about you. But chances are I wouldn't hit you. However if you purposefully go out of your way to hit a guy in the groin and it just so happens to be me i'll have no moral problem hitting you. QUOTE Well guys have bigger muscles then us and alot of them act all big and macho that's why I hit my brother's because they're always telling me "og we're so muich stronger than you girls!" so, well, let's just see how much stronger they are when they're rolling on the ground crying their eyes out because of a GIRL! I only did it because they deserved it, I've never hit any guy but my brothers their. As for that thats only genetically you could easily go to the gym work out and become stronger and just punch them in the stomach and watch them try to breath after you knocked the wind out of them. But that would make you unfemine wouldnt it, and we all have to conform to society view and standards. But on another note somebody said something about equality between males and females. The truth is there will never be complete equality its just not possible physically, legally, morally, or because of the ideals of people. All you have to do is take a good look around all you'll see this. |
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