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Heathasm
post Oct 7 2005, 01:17 PM
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condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN.

lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard.

PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped.

after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration.

happy ass ramming !
 
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itsARIE
post Oct 18 2005, 03:46 PM
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^ _smile.gif okay! just get back to me in 7 or so years _smile.gif but hey, if you don't, good for you! I will be impressed :D
 
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post Oct 18 2005, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(___misshilton @ Oct 18 2005, 4:46 PM)
^ _smile.gif okay! just get back to me in 7 or so years _smile.gif  but hey, if you don't, good for you! I will be impressed :D
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Just because you succumbed to some guys' whims, doesn't mean everyone else will. wink.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2005, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 18 2005, 2:52 PM)
Just because you succumbed to some guys' whims, doesn't mean everyone else will. wink.gif
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if, and just if, that was said in any mean context, i don't think that it was neccessary!
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 07:03 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Oct 16 2005, 3:04 AM)
From a guy's perspective, its not really worth the effort. The reason why it may feel better than regular intercourse is because a girl's ass is obviously tighter, especially if she has an active sex life.

I like being able to move around a bit. Not bite my lip because I'm pushing in as hard I can and praying that the condom doesn't break.

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yeah, some guys actually don't like it because they feel like it'll squeeze their ding dong off

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if, and just if, that was said in any mean context, i don't think that it was neccessary!

well . . . he has a good point. not alot of women are willing to try it

but, mipadi, its not always the guys "whim" that convinces the girl she wants to try it out wink.gif
most guys actually have to be persuaded to try it cause they don't want to hurt her. goes a little something like:
Girll:"NO i WANT you to do it!"
Guy:"i dont think . . . ."
Girl: "please, i want you to"
Guy: "ok" *plug*
Girl: (10 seconds later)*turns into elvis* "KTHXVERYMUCHBYE"
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 04:26 PM
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woman on top is the best but.. throwing your legs up and hittin that butt is fun.. especially since if you dont want to get her pregnant you have a place to cum.
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 04:54 PM
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^^ mm..graphic.

anal sex is not meant to exist. sex is penis==>vagina. VAGINA. and plus its dirty, in a hygenic way. i dont see why guys would want to get poop on their weewees
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 04:57 PM
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It's not sex if it's anal =O
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 07:00 PM
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Does anal penetration count as intercourse?
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 07:11 PM
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^I heard it doesn't count as intercourse
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 07:30 PM
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uh whatever anal sex anal intercourse anal penetration its all the same to me
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE(inforce @ Oct 20 2005, 4:26 PM)
throwing your legs up and hittin that butt is fun.. especially since if you dont want to get her pregnant you have a place to cum.
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I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 08:19 PM
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ahahha no you can't.. well if after you come you wipe your thing on hers then you will or if shes laying and it spills out on her vagina.. but now.. she wont have a butt baby.
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 09:19 PM
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yeesh cum in the butthole is NOT sanitary
 
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QUOTE(SkaironFrenzy @ Oct 20 2005, 8:59 PM)
I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/
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lol no.
 
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I'm just absolutely unwilling to try that. .
 
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post Oct 21 2005, 10:43 PM
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Im just gonna add a little info to this....

Answering elba's question.... Yes it is gonna HURT without lube or any kind of slippery liquid.......Have u ever had an Indian burn or rug burn? Imagine that in ur a-hole. Right.....not a good sensation is it? haha...But with practice and plenty of lube , anal would be satisfying...excluding the part that u could shit all over ur guys cock...thats another topic haha......

Oh and about that info......

NEVER EVER just go from f**king the ass to f**kin the P**sy or getting a blow job, the anal has alot of harmful bacterias that can give a women a vaginal infection so if ur gonna go back to wherever u were b4 the butt, u should or the guy should wash his penis b4 continuing.... and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.
 
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QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Oct 21 2005, 8:43 PM)
and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.
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HAHAHA laugh.gif you know your stuff...
 
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post Oct 22 2005, 05:24 AM
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Not something I'm willing to try. stubborn.gif
 
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post Oct 22 2005, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Oct 21 2005, 3:19 AM)
yeesh cum in the butthole is NOT sanitary
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that made me laugh
 
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post Oct 22 2005, 12:55 PM
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you should be very clean and sanitized. and very lubricated. just becareful. lol
 
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I dont think i will try it. It looks like it would be a bit painful, eh? cry.gif

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@ aznxdreamer- that last sentence made me laugh. biggrin.gif
 
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post Nov 6 2005, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Oct 21 2005, 7:43 PM)
Im just gonna add a little info to this....

Answering elba's question.... Yes it is gonna HURT without lube or any kind of slippery liquid.......Have u ever had an Indian burn or rug burn? Imagine that in ur a-hole. Right.....not a good sensation is it? haha...But with practice and plenty of lube , anal would be satisfying...excluding the part that u could shit all over ur guys cock...thats another topic haha......

Oh and about that info......

NEVER EVER just go from f**king the ass to f**kin the P**sy or getting a blow job, the anal has alot of harmful bacterias that can give a women a vaginal infection so if ur gonna go back to wherever u were b4 the butt, u should or the guy should wash his penis b4 continuing.... and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.
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Wow very informative. Learn something new everyday. Before I read this I was clueless about anal sex.
 
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post Nov 6 2005, 05:50 PM
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okay so when I grow up, I shall promise myself to only do it doggy style with someone who knows it VERY well (even though as you said, the first session, no matter who you do it with, is not that good)

but i prefer missionary of all things rolleyes.gif
 
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post Nov 6 2005, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(andromeda_90 @ Nov 6 2005, 5:50 PM)
okay so when I grow up, I shall promise myself to only do it doggy style with someone who knows it VERY well (even though as you said, the first session, no matter who you do it with, is not that good)
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There's a difference between so-called "doggy style" and anal sex.
 
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Haha. I LOVE this thread. Keep the amusement coming, guys. (No pun intended.)
 
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