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 Jun 25 2005, 04:02 PM
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 ich heisse Meli.  Group: Member Posts: 909 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,016  |
This wasn't my mom, but my close friend's mom. She, Lila, and Elise were in the front hallway, and Angie and I (Angie is Mrs. Jonas' daughter) were in the kitchen. We hear this LOUD laughing coming from the front room, and Mrs. Jonas was just like "what? what?"
Angie and I go back in there, and they basically repeat the conversation this way: Lila: (who lives on a farm and was moving closer to us). I was telling Mrs. Jonas about how we have to sell our cows and how one of them is wet. Mrs. Jonas: What do you mean by wet? Lila: well, that means we can get milk from them... Mrs. Jonas: Oh! I've been wet!! I start dying, but Angie just looks at her like "Mom, I canNOT believe you just said that..." |
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Jun 25 2005, 06:51 PM
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 ramble on... sing my song.. Group: Member Posts: 175 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,976 |
lol. that's pretty funny! your mom must have been having a long day..
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Jun 25 2005, 07:05 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(pure_potential89 @ Jun 24 2005, 3:25 PM) What are some of the weirdest things your parents have ever said? Lol, today I asked my mom, "Did you cut your hair?" Mom: "No, why?" Me: "It looks different." Mom: "That's 'cause I vaccuumed it." Me: "..WHAT?!" Mom: "Oh no wait! What is that thing..you do?" Me: "..blowdry?" Mom: "Yeah, that!" Me: *Literally falls off of bed laughing.* Mom: "That's not funny." Me: "Haha, yeah it is."  ..what the hell? I posted this topic in NS, and that's mine. ..err, shouldn't you post your own thing and not someone else's? |
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Jun 25 2005, 08:55 PM
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HAHAHH! All of these are amazingly funny.
Last Thanksgiving me and my mom were watching the Macy's Day Parade and there were little pigs walking in front of the marching bands.. so I asked. Me: Mom, how do they train the pigs to walk on a leash? Mom: I don't know. I guess they ask them to. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Mom: The marching band.. It was soooo funny. Maybe you had to be there. And yesterday my dad comes downstairs and goes "PEACE UP, A TOWN DOWN." |
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Jun 25 2005, 10:01 PM
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LMAO i vaccumed it... i don't really know what my parents say...
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Jun 25 2005, 10:13 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
^ same here, "I vaccumed it", gosh parents these days don't even know what to call a "blowdryer"
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Jun 26 2005, 07:12 AM
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 dudeee! Group: Member Posts: 873 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,897 |
oye.. i have another one.. haha.. i was trying to explain to my dad that my friend was at a party and couldn't come to dinner with us.. it went something like this..
(again this convo was in korean) dad: invite tara to dinner me: she can't go.. she's at a pa-tee (party.. i said it with a korean accent so my dad could understand) dad: what?! me: pa-tee!! dad: what did you say?! me: party!!! (in english) dad: ohhhh ok! see, i've lived in the US for so long that i don't understand when you say english words with a korean accent! see, you have say it like this: parrrrrty.. not pa-tee.. parrrrrty... me: ......you don't know english dad.... sigh.. 
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Jun 26 2005, 07:32 AM
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 former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
purple ponies (self deleted 12/30/06)
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Jun 26 2005, 10:42 AM
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 Life's random. . . Group: Member Posts: 193 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,977 |
Just cause they can't speak english that well. . .
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Jun 26 2005, 12:32 PM
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Me: Mom, have you seen my cell phone?
Mom:.... Me: Mom? Mom... MOM! Mom: Huh? Oh yeah, um, the computer's working... |
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Jun 26 2005, 02:06 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,038 |
my parents are fobs too.
it's not like they say anything funny... it's just they can't pronounce anything right. |
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Jun 26 2005, 02:17 PM
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Lol, my mom mistakens some words too.
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Jun 26 2005, 05:08 PM
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 PRiNCESSxDANi91 Group: Member Posts: 50 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,101 |
My sister asked my mom how come she wasn't eating anything and she said "`cause I'm going to eat your sister's buns" and I was like "YOU'RE GOiNG TO EAT MY BUNS?!?!
 " and my mom was like "no no no I mean your hot dog buns" and I was like "I don't have a hot dog let alone buns for it" and she goes "you sick minded child I meant the buns from the hot dog your eating" and I'm like "oohhhhhh" `cause I don't eat hot dog buns. It might not be funny to you `cause you weren't there but it was just weird.
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Jun 27 2005, 09:40 PM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
^ HAHAHHAHAHAA that was hilarious!!
 Perverted minds.. 
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Jun 27 2005, 09:53 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
If I was to listin to my mom I would get dumber....
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Jun 27 2005, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 5:36 PM) When I was 12...my mom asked me if I was a lesbian. Awww =)
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Jun 27 2005, 10:01 PM
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"Is it pronounced 'peanut' or 'penis'?"
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Jun 27 2005, 10:05 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 6:34 PM) i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i only have my permit).. anyways, i was trying to change lanes but this guy driving a lexus makes a turn from the opposite side of the road and tries to come into my lane.. we were about an inch from hitting each other so i turned the steering wheel the other way and went back into the lane i was in before... this whole convo was in korean.. dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out! me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english.. dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***) me: where the hell did you learn that from?! dad: lmao thats funny, i love when he's like after he said it
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Aug 3 2005, 03:50 PM
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me: dad i heard on a commercial for the news that viagra can be used to cure diseases now...but i didnt watch to find out.
dad: like what...depression? lmfao. if you dont get that p/m me. |
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Aug 3 2005, 03:59 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
my family were out to eat and my dad works with this guy who has a blind daughter who was applying to college. and he said i wonder what she is going to study and i looked at my mom and she said if you say braille im going to kick you. (im not really that harsh....)
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Aug 3 2005, 04:07 PM
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Me: (picks up a food item labeled $4.99) Mom, can we buy this?
Mom: No, it's cheaper at the other market. Me: How much? Mom: $4.98 |
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Aug 3 2005, 04:24 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
this happened two days ago, we bought some food from burger king
me: where`s my ranch? dad: i gave it to you. me: umm no u didnt dad: yea i did i handed it to you. me: NO U DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dad: yes i did. sister: heres ur ranch i found it on the side of the car me: see i told u! u didnt =P dad: yes i did, it just walked on the side of the car. wow. |
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Aug 3 2005, 05:29 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
mom : yo ucant wear tampos, you'll lose your virginity.
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Aug 3 2005, 05:34 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Aug 3 2005, 5:29 PM) mom : yo ucant wear tampos, you'll lose your virginity. lmao my mom said that too ------------------------------------- +listening to The Birthday Massacre - Video Kid+ Mom: is that Madonna? Me: no... not really funny but it was weird...cuz TBM sounds nothing like Madonna |
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Aug 3 2005, 05:41 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
Well. It's usually my dad who says the "darnest things" but yah.
There's a lot to tell but I'll give one that's stuck in my head. [This happened before I graduated from the 8th grade.] Me: "Man. I'm graduating soon. I can't believe it." Dad: "Oh yah huh. When is it?" Me: "This Friday I think." Dad: "Oh okay. When is your brother graduating?" [My brother was a junior at the time.] 
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