Scary Shit Stories, Omigod, it's back again! |
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 Jul 28 2005, 06:10 PM
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 Ima Robot  Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729  |
I took a shit in my backyard. I al;so shat in this bathroom without a stall door, and a black sink, and what looked like shit smeared all over the floor. The dude's room was worse, cus it had things like, " I need asses for my big cock, see me at 8:30." SO gross.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:12 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I pooed and then went to the computer. I sat down in the chair and told Kelly "I just pooed and my butt feels all funky now." and she went "lmao." Yeah.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:13 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jul 28 2005, 6:12 PM) I pooed and then went to the computer. I sat down in the chair and told Kelly "I just pooed and my butt feels all funky now." and she went "lmao." Yeah. Lmao. I remember that.  
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Jul 28 2005, 06:22 PM
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 no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
I used to poop when I was little... not anymore
[EDIT] I mean poop on pants [/EDIT] |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I walked into a public bathroom once and saw someone taking a dump, but he used his fingers to go up his ass and scoop them out. EEW, I told everyone that day.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:24 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
QUOTE(Aestuarium @ Jul 28 2005, 4:22 PM) I used to poop when I was little... not anymore Seriously? Ew. You're not healthy. Go eat some bananas, it makes you shit. |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:25 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Jul 28 2005, 6:22 PM) I walked into a public bathroom once and saw someone taking a dump, but he used his fingers to go up his ass and scoop them out. EEW, I told everyone that day. Eew. It was a he!? Eeeeew.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:26 PM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
haha you know what I mean ¬¬
prunes are more effective |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 67,852 |
I went into a restroom and i heard this lady moaning..then i heard this sound bloop bloop..the poop dropping into the water splashing..
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Jul 28 2005, 06:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jul 28 2005, 7:25 PM) Eew. It was a he!? Eeeeew.Oh yes, like I'd enter the womens restroom.  I just wanted to go take a piss and people don't lock those doors and I just opened it slightly and THERE HE WAS DIGGING UP THE ASS. Oh I love this topic.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:30 PM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
ROFL
that's creepy |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:51 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Gawd, I can't believe you guys enjoy this...Also, this one time, I heard about this guy who shat in a sink!
I a;lso made my sister pick it up. Hehehehe, she thought it was ONLY dog poo...*evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!!
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Jul 28 2005, 07:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
QUOTE(Death2Smilee @ Jul 28 2005, 7:51 PM) Gawd, I can't believe you guys enjoy this...Also, this one time, I heard about this guy who shat in a sink! I a;lso made my sister pick it up. Hehehehe, she thought it was ONLY dog poo...*evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!!You're the one who made the topic. 
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Jul 28 2005, 07:13 PM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
I know, right?
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Jul 28 2005, 07:25 PM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
My dad had to poo, but my mom was in the shower...so he dug a hole outside and crapped in it...
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Jul 28 2005, 07:39 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(oneandonlytammie @ Jul 28 2005, 6:25 PM) My dad had to poo, but my mom was in the shower...so he dug a hole outside and crapped in it... lmao my dad would just go into that bathroom neways.... |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:39 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
My dog, Brandy needed to go to poo poo but there was no one there. So to hide her poo poo. she went downstairs to take a poo and rip off the carpet to hide the poop LOL.
my dog is smart, but stupid for ripping the carpet! |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:44 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
One time I pooed in my cat's litter box when I was like, 5.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:15 PM
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 straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
when I was at camp we were gonna go on a canoe trip and then our counselors were telling us how we were gonna have to poop on the trip... and they told us we had to dig holes... and then they demonstrated the "buddy poop" where you lean against each other and share a hole... lmao
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Jul 28 2005, 08:29 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
I went to the washroom during Socials, and to my horror I discovered someone had shit on the toilet seat, smeared it all over the outside of the toilet, and left a fresh dollop of it on the edge of it. Terrified, I ran out of the washroom and went back to Socials, still feeling the urge to pee.
Oh, and in elementary, a guy named Trevor shit on the boy's washroom's wall behind the urinals and smeared it all over the place. The janitors refused to clean it and so, Trevor's teacher had to clean it up herself (by the way, his teacher was the Head Teacher/Vice Principal). He got the head teacher wiping shit off the wall, how hilariously sick. |
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Jul 28 2005, 08:36 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Dude, that's sad and twisted...but horribly funny, yes.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:41 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
woa
evryones getting so bored their talking about shating in the toilet... haha why do you think im here wen i was little somone 4got to lock the doors and then i opened it.... TO BE CONTINUED |
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Jul 28 2005, 08:49 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
eww.
 i rermember going to BJ's and on my way out, a peigon pooed on my hand... it was embarassing & scary lol.
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Jul 28 2005, 09:03 PM
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While I was on a tour in China, we took a bathroom break at some unsanitary place. The bathrooms had no doors. And if you know those chinese bathrooms, you have to crouch to pee, instead of sitting on a toilet. Anyway, I needed to go badly, so i just went to look in a random one. There was already a girl in there, with her ass facing me..with..stuff...coming...out...
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Jul 31 2005, 11:29 AM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
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woot, that bathroom was really gross... *shudders* Edgewater Park... lol (at least I think that's what it's called) and you forgot to mention that in that bathroom the floors weren't just covered in shit... there were little white dots... *shudders* that was sooooo gross!!! |
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