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Skyline Drive
post Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM
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Random things to do :

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "why the poems don't rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 01:12 AM
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haha, i like 18
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 01:44 AM
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I'm going to try number seven starting now and ending never, in accordance with the prophecy.
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
that made me laugh
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 01:48 AM
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Haha, I like 17, 18 and 19. Those made me laugh. :P
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 03:58 AM
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LOL. Those are funny, made me laugh laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 28 2005, 10:12 PM
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happy.gif laugh.gif imma do 3 and 10
 
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post Jul 28 2005, 10:19 PM
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LMAO.. I AM PRACTICALLY LAUGHING MY A** OFF...

this funny. =D
 
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post Jul 28 2005, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

LOL! I love this one.
 
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post Jul 28 2005, 10:32 PM
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LMAO, those are great. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2005, 03:38 PM
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nice ones
 
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post Jul 29 2005, 03:53 PM
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oh those are good, ill be sure to try em out wink.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"



HAHAHAHAHAHA
i did that once when i was little.... shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 10:37 AM
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wow hilarious but some i dun really understand
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 01:01 AM
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Oh i like the one with the kids I would have totaly believed that when I was little and started crying. laugh.gif cry.gif I have one for you- Go play tag on the highway,

That could be interesting!
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 02:20 AM
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hehe i like number 1 and the punctuation one i will definitely have a go but i utterly hate people who do not use punctuation soo is this why they do it ehhhh

rockbottom
heh
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 12:38 PM
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I dont get it not use punctuation thats just wierd why would anyone not use punctuation creepy dot dot dot
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 01:04 PM
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hahaha i like # 17
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 01:09 PM
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I'm going to have kids just for number 19.
 
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post Aug 13 2005, 09:09 PM
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cant wait until i can do 19 =]
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
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19 is funny
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
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19 is funny
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM)
Random things to do :

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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haha i love those ;p buh i dont have children ;p buh its still funny hahaha ill try to try #17 ;p AND 3!
 

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