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The Low Kick, hurts like a mofo
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post Jul 2 2005, 11:35 AM
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uncountable times.

ever had your friends play "open nuts" with you?

yeah. it hurts like a biotch.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 03:59 PM
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that sounds like possibly the least fun game ever
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Jul 2 2005, 2:59 PM)
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that sounds like possibly the least fun game ever
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haha yeah.

once i was lying down and a friend dropped a lamp on my crotch mad.gif

beat the shit outta him. in his crotch. haha.

and then all those times in the locker room... _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 04:29 PM
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sorry, i might be being dense.

you arent dahding with anew screenname ar eyou? but dustin, and asian, and whatnot.... jus tasking
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 04:55 PM
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haha no.
i have no idea what or who you're talking about.

but i just started posting here like 4 days ago.

not all azn people look alike. but a lot do i guess.
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 03:24 AM
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lol, i lost my mojo, it hurts liek hell
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 08:16 AM
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Me never but i would suppose it hurt a lot. After the first time its sort of funny to watch but after you have to feel for the guy. My friend probably got kicked more than 6 time and mostly by the same girl most of those times. Usually they kick you cause u say something perverted or insulting. Never done weither that constituted a a low kick
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 09:50 AM
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QUOTE(azn.peace.maker @ Jun 24 2005, 2:31 PM)

I don't keep count but probaby 4 times in my life time? ehh reasons why it sucks to be a boy  _dry.gif

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Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 09:53 AM
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QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 10:50 AM)

Don't EVEN get me started on why it sucks to be a girl...besides we don't kick there unless you deserve it.

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Sweet, another "I'm worse off than you" debate. I'm gonna go get some popcorn and watch this unfold.
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 12:30 AM
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Too many, but not kicked. My friends would call "bangcock" and just slap me there....oww.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 9:50 AM)
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 21 2005, 9:53 AM)
Sweet, another "I'm worse off than you" debate. I'm gonna go get some popcorn and watch this unfold.
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Thank you mipadi. All "I'm worse off than you" debates are inconsiderate and immature, and in the case that you even do win the debate, how much better do you feel? NONE! Congratulations, you are an idiot. Moving on...

I wouldn't let a girlfriend kick me there (not without saying goodbye or being pissed off), and since she isn't a guy (and hopefully, never has been a guy), she doesn't know how it feels to be kicked in the crotch, and therefore, I don't see as she would have the knowledge to know if I deserve it or not.

I haven't been kicked there intentionally very many times and usually it was an accident when playing rough with someone. I was riding a girl's bike one time and they aren't designed to friendly for us guys. I didn't know this until I flew forward off the seat one time and banged into the bar balls first with nearly all my weight. That had to have hurt for at least 10 minutes. I don't remember, I was in a lot of pain.

I have prostatitis, whatever the hell that really is. I get testicle pain from time to time. It can last for hours, and sometimes the only cure is ejaculation (Thank God I'm not catholic). But whenever I do that during that time, during the end it feels like the aftermath feeling of being kicked in them. I can be quite moody when I am sore in that area, but lately I've learned to deal with it a lot better. I am have been quite paranoid, walking really slowly as not to jolt them and being overly protective of them. Since they are extremely tense and sensitive, the lightest touch hurts. Luckily, I've never been bumbed or hit there during these periods. One guy was being a complete dumb arse, and came pretty close, and if he would have hit me, there wouldn't be much left of him to talk about. Due to the swelling I can get as well, a hard hit could probably rupture one of my testicles.

My best description of it to women, is think about the worse splitting headache you have ever had. Make the pain constant and multiply it by at least 10, and that's what our testicles feel like for awhile. That goes without the loss of breath, with the addition of nausea as some guys might get.
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 02:52 AM
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post Aug 2 2005, 02:48 PM
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didn't realize a lot of guys got hit there that much
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE(Vozedale @ Jul 23 2005, 7:30 PM)
Thank you mipadi. All "I'm worse off than you" debates are inconsiderate and immature, and in the case that you even do win the debate, how much better do you feel? NONE! Congratulations, you are an idiot.
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you win the debate _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 10:07 PM
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Dozens and dozens of times...*sigh*

This one girl in Junior High thought it was funny to repeatedly do it....


...That's the only time I've hit a girl in my short lifespan...
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 10:14 PM
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kicked there? like....once...ive been lucky.....but i have felt the pain...
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 10:25 PM
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Oh god... I was playing miniture golf... And freind swung at it like it was alive and was gonna kill her... Well it flew towards my nuts... I blacked out then I woke up in the office place thingy... It felt like a retracted testicle man... Ive never been the same since *twitches*
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM
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Being elbowed in the boob hurts a lot too... mellow.gif

But I guess it's just something a girl will never understand: how much it really hurts being kicked "down there."
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 11:14 PM
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QUOTE(maia_dc @ Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM)
Being elbowed in the boob hurts a lot too... mellow.gif

But I guess it's just something a girl will never understand: how much it really hurts being kicked "down there."
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it probably hurts more for girls to have sex the first time. oh yeah, and try shoving a baby through your cock.
getting hit in the boob doesnt hurt that much. it hurts for like..two secconds and its gone, apparently getting kicked in the region lasts for a while.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 2 2005, 11:14 PM)
it probably hurts more for girls to have sex the first time. oh yeah, and try shoving a baby through your cock.
getting hit in the boob doesnt hurt that much. it hurts for like..two secconds and its gone, apparently getting kicked in the region lasts for a while.
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they have drugs for that like epidurals... but carrying the child can cause some serious back and neck pains... But still for thoose 5secs ladies... We win cause it shockes the whole body into submission.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 12:18 AM
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Countless times. I remember once where I thought my babies had died. Actually no, 2 situations. One where I pissed off my friend, so she kicked me there... v_v really...really... hard. I was already on the ground, but no she had the nerve to kick me there again... v_v I swear, I thought they were dead and that my lower-stomach was gonna explode.

Another time, I was playing tennis with my friend. I'm a tennis newb, he's an experienced player. Once I wasn't paying attention 'cuz I was staring at this one girl. Turned to look, I saw that ball coming towards me at rocket speeds. I had no time to react as it went straight towards and smashed the nads....
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 12:36 PM
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This may be a little off-topic, but once at my camp a guy got hit there with a softball. I'm not sure if it was aimed there or not but he was on the ground for about a half an hour. pinch.gif That was bad...
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 11:37 AM
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[quote]I get testicle pain from time to time. It can last for hours, and sometimes the only cure is ejaculation (Thank God I'm not catholic). But whenever I do that during that time, during the end it feels like the aftermath feeling of being kicked in them. I can be quite moody when I am sore in that area, but lately I've learned to deal with it a lot better. I am have been quite paranoid, walking really slowly as not to jolt them and being overly protective of them. Since they are extremely tense and sensitive, the lightest touch hurts. Luckily, I've never been bumbed or hit there during these periods. One guy was being a complete dumb arse, and came pretty close, and if he would have hit me, there wouldn't be much left of him to talk about. Due to the swelling I can get as well, a hard hit could probably rupture one of my testicles[quote/]

Dude, that sounds serious, have you had it checked? and do you check yourself frequently?

I get a testicle pain sometimes when I sit upright driving, was doins some research and came across this forum.

I havent been kicked there as far as i can remember, I know when fighting (play) with my gf she has hit me there, but not too serious (I then get her to kiss/rub it better!!).
I remember trapping them between my leg and the runner along the side of my bed when I had bunk beds, that hurt like a BITCH, and so have been carefull when climbing over objects ever since.
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 12:52 PM
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some lucky people has no idea how much it hurts . i been kick , punched , and grabbed . it hurts like fkc
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 01:29 PM
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you know a girl getting kicked in the nether regions isn't all that better. cause our clits are just a much smaller version of a guy's penis. it's full of nerve endings and is very, very sensitive.

i was sitting on my couch with my legs folded underneath me loosely so there was a small open space there. my sister threw me the control and it smacked right there. i thought i was going to cry. cry.gif
 

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