my secret, the unveiling |
 Jul 9 2005, 02:47 AM
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 dripping destruction  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929  |
yea... i'm not who i say i am. i'm actualy a 19 year old living in a library. i read the books and stuff during the day.
i usually hang out in the nonfiction section, because not too many people go there. the trick is to always wear clean clothes, because then the librarians don't catch on. anyways; just hide out in the nonfiction section during closing time, then the couches are quite nice to sleep at. i use the comptuer in the library. i do eat; i do reports of kids for money. i can haul usually 100 dollars a day, but if there's a big report due the next day, i can haul 500 bucks a day. it's actualy a pretty good life. you know, one thing i hate is when people don't put books back. the put them in the wrong place. EDIT: i would like to add.  amy lee is hot. |
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Jul 10 2005, 12:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,746 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,931 |
^ he hacked into the library security system. duh.
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Jul 10 2005, 12:12 PM
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...umm... I'm not sure whether i should believe you. Where are your parents? don't they care?
This is a bit ridiculous but funny :P |
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Jul 10 2005, 12:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jul 10 2005, 2:06 AM) mmm. don't use that image. i want to use that one... i'll have to figure out how...  Haha. Ha....  It's okay, I'll be packing today and off tomorrow, won't have much time for anything. |
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Jul 10 2005, 01:09 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Jul 9 2005, 9:16 AM) this reminds me of that author episode when him and the other girl got locked in the library. thats cool. and go to sleep =] Arthur?  I used to watch it everyday. The other girl was Francine. 
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Jul 10 2005, 01:19 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(mocassinsx29 @ Jul 10 2005, 1:09 PM) Arthur? I used to watch it everyday. The other girl was Francine. arthur is an aardvark, but what is francine? they leave most the computers on at night, becuase they're lazy. and there's a t1 connection, but no one else is on. which is why i get flood control so damned much. er... i'm 19. (to the question abotu parents)
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Jul 10 2005, 01:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,746 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,931 |
^ francine is a bear.. or a monkey.
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Jul 10 2005, 02:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,534 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 170,127 |
errm. that's cool, true or not.
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Jul 10 2005, 03:00 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(perplexism @ Jul 10 2005, 1:23 PM) ^ francine is a bear.. or a monkey. but... it's got to start with f... arthur the aardvark mr. ratburn the rat buster the bunny brain the bear francine the _____
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Jul 10 2005, 03:01 PM
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...fuzzy bear. or monkey.
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Jul 10 2005, 03:01 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(perplexism @ Jul 10 2005, 3:01 PM) ...fuzzy bear. or monkey. francine the funky monkey!
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Jul 10 2005, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,746 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,931 |
...nice. :D
this is bugging me; i'm googling it right now. edit: ha! found it: QUOTE Muffy and Francine are both monkeys from pbskids: http://pbskids.org/arthur/parentsteachers/...aq_friends.html |
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Jul 10 2005, 03:14 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(perplexism @ Jul 10 2005, 3:04 PM) ...nice. :D this is bugging me; i'm googling it right now. edit: ha! found it: from pbskids: http://pbskids.org/arthur/parentsteachers/...aq_friends.html cool. :-D it is funky monkey but where's her tail?
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Jul 10 2005, 03:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,746 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,931 |
does buster have a tail?
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Jul 10 2005, 04:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
QUOTE(xldubaliciousx @ Jul 9 2005, 3:22 AM) It totally reminds me of The Terminal.. yeah it does..except that was an airport ...werid... |
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Jul 11 2005, 01:45 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Jul 10 2005, 12:09 AM) Ah, I hope they let you use their employee bathrooms [you know, they do have showers. damn librarians =|] ok fine you've made me reveal it. there's this librarian, she's 17 and has a part-time job as a librarian but goes to the local high school. she made me a copy of the key to the employee's room. only problem is, it's the women's room.  oh well. i use it after hours anyways. sometimes she stays later too... and yea.... |
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Jul 11 2005, 02:24 AM
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 I love Havasupai Group: Member Posts: 1,040 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,878 |
You're my HERO! I'm glad you're not following the flock. Remember what happens to sheep...
 QUOTE the mad scientist will use the lemming wool to create suits out of lemming wool and will get g8 to wear it. g8 will go on a hike, and because it's lemming wool, one will jump off a cliff and the rest will follow.
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Jul 11 2005, 02:25 AM
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Wtheck ? You're 19 !??!
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Jul 11 2005, 02:26 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
ill come visit you ? which branch and where? [/sarcasm]
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Jul 11 2005, 02:56 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
oh, i forgot to mention, to couches i sleep on aren't the crappy ones in the lobby or the magazine area.
it's the leather one in the women's employee lounge. it's quite comfy. |
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Jul 11 2005, 02:57 AM
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:hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jul 11 2005, 12:56 AM) oh, i forgot to mention, to couches i sleep on aren't the crappy ones in the lobby or the magazine area. it's the leather one in the women's employee lounge. it's quite comfy. You do other kids' homework so much, you don't even have time to do your own, huh ? =P |
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Jul 11 2005, 03:00 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jul 11 2005, 2:57 AM) You do other kids' homework so much, you don't even have time to do your own, huh ? =P YES. it's a hell of a life. in a bad way. but then again, in the women's employee lounge there is a 72 inch plasma screen TV with DVD player. and access to library DVDs, i have. (yoda talk there) i always have to remember to put it back on E! tho. |
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Jul 11 2005, 05:16 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,053 |
what an interesting life you have.
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Jul 11 2005, 05:55 AM
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somehow, i just don't believe you. o_o; no matter how you say it or put it, i just don't. someone could catch you and wouldn't anyone have told the librarian already? or maybe they pity you but i doubt it. o_o; i think this is some sort of joke but i'm not sure. it just seems too unrealistic. why would you have to live in a library? wouldn't you have a family to go to? and if you make at least a hundred dollars a day, wouldn't you be able to rent a place already? o_o; yes, sorry if i offended you and if you really do live in a library then... i have no idea what to say.
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Aug 21 2005, 10:54 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
WHO RESSURECTED THIS!
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Aug 22 2005, 12:35 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
^ Who could it be?
 Borders is so much cooler than the library. |
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