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post Jun 28 2005, 11:21 PM
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Why is bread square and sandwich meat is round? God I get bored in Summer.
 
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angel-roh
post Jun 29 2005, 02:15 AM
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I guess because they wanted to make it like that? Well not all hams are round... mellow.gif

Maybe they just did to make different shapes of ham. get used to it.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 09:28 AM
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mabye they started out like that. mabye the sandwich wasnt invented until after those two shapes of meat and bread were etsablished >_> ^_^
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 09:46 AM
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You know I never really thought about that.....
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 10:39 AM
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Haha...^^
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 10:47 AM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jun 29 2005, 12:50 AM)
Let's just get the bread factory people and the meat factory people to come together and decide on making both triangles.

Let it be over with.

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That made me laugh.. laugh.gif

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Because when you cut the crust off, there is still enough room for the deli...:P
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE(b0st0ngrl @ Jun 29 2005, 11:47 AM)
That made me laugh.. laugh.gif
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It was a good responce.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 10:55 AM
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for the same reason that hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of eight......
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 10:58 AM
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Or why people say they sleep like a baby but yet baby's wake up ever 2 hours... I dunno there are alot of great question's to be answered.
 
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Trust me im full of these.. happy.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 03:24 PM
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its just easier to cut a turkey/chicken into round pieces. just take its body and chop it into little slices. no need for square shapes. bread is made in square pans im guessing. I DNO. tahts just my guess.
 
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Answer this first:

Why is it that our asses are round, but not square? mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 03:55 PM
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umn..wow what a question
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:05 PM
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it'd be pretty boring if all bread were the same shape.. lol
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:28 PM
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Answer to bread/ ham:

Once upon a time, there was a queen. She was very mean and very much a brat. She got her way or you lost your head.
One day, a chef was hired by the queen against his will. She asked him to make her a dish and wash her gloves. Well, the chef had known her favorite meal was a special salad blend of ham, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. He began preparing the salad, and went after every detail. He mixed it perfectly and he made it into the most beautiful salad you had ever seen. As he finished the salad, he decided to take the salad to the queen. But he remembered the gloves, HE NEVER WASHED THEM. He ran around frantically and saw te filth they were covered in. "I COULD NEVER DO THIS IN TIME" he thought. He looked for the goo silverware "maybe she can use a fine utensil" but those had been taken by the mold of the drawers. The Chef had to think quick, for the queen called for her meal. He did all he could do, he took the ham, the cheese, the lettuce and two slices of bread and put them together. He cut the ham to fit the bread, square. He made the chese likewise."Maybe she can eat this with her hands and not get dirty.."
He took the dish to the queen and she looked at it questionably "What is this?" she said. The chef thought for a moment and used his last name "A sandwhich your grace. You can eat it with your hands, and not mess up that fine attire."
The queen picked it up and ate it. She was astouded "This is great!" she said excitedly, but then she began to choke. The chef didn't know what to do, he called for guards, who immediately helped remove the clogging. The queen was so embarassed at being caught and seen as weak, so she made an excuse. "What did you put on here?" The chef was clueless. She opened the bread and saw SQUARE HAM. She threw it in fake fear "AHH HEATHEN HAM! HEATHEN HAM!" she yelled. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" the chef didn't stand a chance.

And from then on, by royal decree, all ham must be circulare and not square ina heathen way.

But the ham laws of 1976 broke that and ham was free to be square again. But people already had circular ham cutters and were to lazy to change them.

The ass question:

They arn't square, because then plastic surgeons would have to charge more for certain products. Therefore, by natural selection, peoples asses are round, because ones that are square have to pay more to make them bigger or smaller.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:39 PM
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because of inconsistencies between bread makers and meat makers

it's an age-old rivalry
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:45 PM
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um .. becus that's how they make it ..
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:49 PM
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I like my story better...
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 04:52 PM
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Well, if the bread pans were round, it'd just roll around in the oven. Plus, I don't think the heat would be even, making the bread not as good... or maybe I'm just talking too much nonsense since I've been watching 10 episodes of Yakitate!! Japan in a row (anime about bread baking)... but alas, I have no clue.
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(hiromi @ Jun 29 2005, 5:52 PM)
Well, if the bread pans were round, it'd just roll around in the oven. Plus, I don't think the heat would be even, making the bread not as good... or maybe I'm just talking too much nonsense since I've been watching 10 episodes of Yakitate!! Japan in a row (anime about bread baking)... but alas, I have no clue.
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Not if there using a grate... and it would stop rolling at one point so thats not it...
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 09:33 PM
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See, that doesn't make sense. I give you a history lesson on the heathen ham and you still wonder?

I'm insulted _dry.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2005, 09:38 PM
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It was too long and didn't cut to the chase and im lazy and didnt want to read it sorry. :-P
 
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QUOTE(CrazayChristian @ Jun 29 2005, 5:28 PM)
The ass question:

They arn't square, because then plastic surgeons would have to charge more for certain products. Therefore, by natural selection, peoples asses are round, because ones that are square have to pay more to make them bigger or smaller.
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Haha, that made me laugh. :D
 

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