Parents..., say the darnest things |
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 Jun 24 2005, 05:25 PM
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What are some of the weirdest things your parents have ever said?
Lol, today I asked my mom, "Did you cut your hair?" Mom: "No, why?" Me: "It looks different." Mom: "That's 'cause I vaccuumed it." Me: "..WHAT?!" Mom: "Oh no wait! What is that thing..you do?" Me: "..blowdry?" Mom: "Yeah, that!" Me: *Literally falls off of bed laughing.* Mom: "That's not funny." Me: "Haha, yeah it is." |
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Jun 24 2005, 05:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
lol is vacumed like sucking in and blow dryer blows. lol vaccummed
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Jun 24 2005, 05:34 PM
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 dudeee! Group: Member Posts: 873 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,897 |
i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i only have my permit).. anyways, i was trying to change lanes but this guy driving a lexus makes a turn from the opposite side of the road and tries to come into my lane.. we were about an inch from hitting each other so i turned the steering wheel the other way and went back into the lane i was in before...
this whole convo was in korean.. dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out! me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english.. dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***) me: where the hell did you learn that from?! dad: 
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Jun 24 2005, 05:36 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
When I was 12...my mom asked me if I was a lesbian.
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Jun 24 2005, 05:40 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
my dad thought i was like 17 or somewhere around there whenever i was 14. he also thought my birthday was like in june whenever it's in october. it funny in a way but it makes me upset that my own dad doesn't even know my age and/or birthday!
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Jun 24 2005, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 12:34 PM) dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out! me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english.. dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***) me: where the hell did you learn that from?! dad:   my dad actually did that. he said "puck you!" to this guy who overtook us.me - i want one baby brother/sister. mom - i get my period me - the butt? (i wasnt thinking & i regret saying that) parents - *mad look on their face* where you learn that? me - sex ed. (i lied) (i talk in pidgin. not an accent, just a way of talking in hawaii. if you ever come to hawaii, you might notice some locals talking this way.) |
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| *x____duckii* |
Jun 24 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jun 24 2005, 6:40 PM) my dad thought i was like 17 or somewhere around there whenever i was 14. he also thought my birthday was like in june whenever it's in october. it funny in a way but it makes me upset that my own dad doesn't even know my age and/or birthday! Aww, poor Frankie.  Anyways, my mom used to day, "You are so fresh!", but it was funny because since she has an accent, so yeah... |
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Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
oh yeah...and whenever my mom REALLY likes something...instead of saying NICE she says like NOISE. it makes me laugh.
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| *x____duckii* |
Jun 24 2005, 06:17 PM
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^ That's very noise of you.
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Jun 24 2005, 06:26 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
*sigh*
Me: Do you have a pen I can use? Mom: ... what? Me: Do you have a pen I can use? Mom: Oh.. no.. we don't have pineapple juice. 
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Jun 24 2005, 06:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
me and my dad are in the car. he gets mad really easily if the people ahead done drive fast.
Me: hahahaa; your not gonna get past that light. Dad: oh yes i can (in chinese) Me: noo your not Dad: ohh yess i amm Me; no your not. Dad- c`mon babbbyyy.. let me past; c`mon babayy -the car in frontof us pastes throught the green light just as it turned red- me:AHAHAHAHAAA -points at him- dad- FOOK. (F***) |
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Jun 24 2005, 07:57 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
my parents are so dull. sometime i wish i can have a parent like paris hilton [even though i hate her] she goes out party all night haha
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Jun 24 2005, 10:57 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
Me: Oma. what do you want?
Mom: I want a f*ck. Me: what?! ROFL! HAHAHA you mean you want a fork? Mom: Yes, a f*ck. Me: .... oma. say PHO. Mom: FUH Me: 퍼크 Mom: 퍼크. Me: wow that still sounds like it. Um... it's FOOOOORRK. Mom: F*****************CKKKKKKKKKKKK. Me: ok i give up. it's funny how they cant say the right pronunciation lol. |
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Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I got my ear pierced twice and I have to keep an earring in the newest piercing, (so it doesn't close up) so one day it was like this:
Mom: Catherine? Me: Yes? Mom: Do you have something on your second hole? o_o; |
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Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Yes, us parents are quite the bunch.
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| *jooleeah* |
Jun 24 2005, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 6:36 PM) When I was 12...my mom asked me if I was a lesbian. That's because of...you know who. =/ I think. I can't quite remember. My parents.....they're just weird. I can't remember a certain time where they were being really weird, though. |
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Jun 25 2005, 12:56 AM
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Hadas Group: Member Posts: 234 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,359 |
lol my dad pronounces things in the FUNNIEST ways.
he said determine like det-err-MINE (like gold mine) so funny! oh yea once he dropped a gallon of milk and it broke and there was a ton of MILK all over the floor.
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Jun 25 2005, 04:08 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
MOM: " nee stop it ah " <--chinese dialect ( you are stop it )
she mean to said " nee stupid ah " <-- you are stupid. |
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Jun 25 2005, 05:18 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
God, I don't really remember. I'll edit this when I remember.
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| *Weird addiction* |
Jun 25 2005, 05:37 AM
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mom: Sandra, give me a bottle of sperm
me: WHAT? mom: give me a bottle of coke me: you said sperm mom: what? i said coke you fool me: no, you said sperm mom: go to your room!! I don't know if she actually said it or i missunderstood what she said, god i was pretty sure she said sperm, now i'm confused 
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| *Kathleen* |
Jun 25 2005, 07:48 AM
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QUOTE Yes, us parents are quite the bunch. Aw, but you're a cool female parental unit.  QUOTE Me: Do you have a pen I can use? Mom: ... what? Me: Do you have a pen I can use? Mom: Oh.. no.. we don't have pineapple juice. HAHA. Yeah, my parents do that. It's funny. QUOTE i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i only have my permit).. anyways, i was trying to change lanes but this guy driving a lexus makes a turn from the opposite side of the road and tries to come into my lane.. we were about an inch from hitting each other so i turned the steering wheel the other way and went back into the lane i was in before... this whole convo was in korean.. dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out! me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english.. dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***) me: where the hell did you learn that from?! dad: shifty.gif That's funny; my mom can't pronounce it right, either. But chyeah, I love when my mom talks about her gay friend, and constantly calls him a 'her,' and so I tell her, and she's like, "I'm not calling her a girl!" So I just shake my head and...yeah...just shut up. |
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Jun 25 2005, 09:46 AM
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Hydro Azn Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 155,718 |
QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 5:34 PM) i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i only have my permit).. anyways, i was trying to change lanes but this guy driving a lexus makes a turn from the opposite side of the road and tries to come into my lane.. we were about an inch from hitting each other so i turned the steering wheel the other way and went back into the lane i was in before... this whole convo was in korean.. dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out! me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english.. dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***) me: where the hell did you learn that from?! dad: lol..that...just made my day |
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| *mzkandi* |
Jun 25 2005, 02:11 PM
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My mom once said to me and my brother
"Come inside or you'll be as black as the sun" We were like huh 0_o |
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Jun 25 2005, 02:47 PM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
For some reason everytime i have this convo with my parents i feel more stupid
Me: Mom/Dad have you seen my such and such? Them: No. Ware you put it? Me:............. If i knew where i put it i wouldnt ask you >.< |
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| *paul murphy* |
Jun 25 2005, 02:53 PM
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Dad: What did Mrs. Doran say?
Me: Nothin much Dad: Mrs. Taylor? Me: Said you were a great teacher to her daughter. Dad: Mrs. Doran? Me: Uh...nothing. Dad: Anybody else say anything? Me: Don't think so Dad: What about Mrs. Doran? Me: 
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