I was travelling to Japan last year to stay with my Japanese cousins, as well as seeing all the technology and really cool looking miniture gadgets, like lasers for instance, nothing could distract me. But whilst travelling from London to Japan, I had to change flight at Hong Kong, I bumped into this really nice American girl, she looked a lot like Elisha Cuthbert, she was also going to Japan. She was on a world tour or something and suggested that we'd hangout in Japan. So in the end I couldn't resisit and ended up ignoring my cousins at the Japanese airport, and phoning them saying I caught the wrong flight and I would get back to them as soon as possible. I ended up spending my all my previous summer savings with her in one week. I had a pretty good time with her. When she went to the airport on the last day, I brought all my stuff as well, saying I was going back to England, at this time, I phoned my cousins saying I'd be at the airport. She left, and I met my cousins, I told them that I'd used all my money on trying to get the flight tickets to get here, I practically lived off them for the next 3 weeks of the remaining summer holiday, and they were extra nice, I've never told them what had happened..I kinda regret it now. But hey, as young as I was, I had felt the experience of an adventure.

Okay, okay, okay. I hid the body out by that McDonald's sign off the interstate. There, happy?

^ >.< Oops, that was the body I effed in the nose....

I was wondering why he had mayo all over his face. I guess that wasn't...mayo.

Sorry, dear. =P
I haven't really told anyone, but I told you that earlier on AIM. :D


*huggles*

;o Oh yeah, that was my mayo.

Just from my mayo jar.
Want sum?

I guess you missed the stain in the butt.

HAHA. Oh, how you make me chuckle, Jordan, dearest.

aww jordan... try sex, doesn't hurt at all

lols; i pee in the shower too ; but only when i cant help it.
i peeded in the public a few months ago in december and sat on teh snow and turned it yellow.

I'm embarassed of having created a pointless topic and having it closed.
It's my fault for not searching thoroughly, anyway.
I, too, pee in the shower sometimes. -blushes-

°i broke the rules in ultimate frisbee today....i got mad when no one on my team was trying and they were just standing still so I just would chuck the frisbee as far as i could down field and sprint after it to catch it...also known as passing to myself....which is against the rules...i did it more than 10 times to get 5 goals and give us a one point advantage when we ended...

°i just realized the reason i get mad that people ask if me and lindsay are going out because i wish me and alix had a relationship like me and lindsay so then people would ask if me and alix are going out

- I drank last night with my friends
- I went out even tho i told my mom i wouldnt
- I think angelina jolie is hot as hell
- Sometimes i make excuses not to hang out with friends
- I like him and he likes me back, but hes too old for me..
- I cant wait until ozzfest
- I question my sexuality sometimes
- I really really want a car for my birthday but i dont tell my parents that
- Im scared i wont get my license
- Last week in Cancun i drank everyday, and it was awesome.
- I think some of my (girl) friends are attracted to me


yeah, i have quite a few.

I have a crush on a pretty girl named Yuri Oh.

i sleep in my underwear at night.

aww jordan

*sings* loooooove hurts!! haha ok ok


1 i got drunk and had sex with my cuzins girlfriend
2 i jacked my enimies girl from him and i slept with her and dumped her
3 i put a slug im my teachers coffie and she drank it and she called in sick the next day and i feel horrable about it.....


thats it.......for now...

im in luuuurve.
with someone..that i shouldnt be with..and so on.










oh, and hmm..i hate all my friends. all of them, yes.

ok here it goes

1 im secretly ghetto and i can do the crip walk perfectly (but it looks weird cuz i sometimes dress punk haha)
2 iknow every verse of the oscer miyer weiner song
and
3 i secretly love taco but i dont want to tell my friends cuz they'll think im a "poser" (im mexcan/guatemalen/korean)

-Im getting plastic surgery next week.
-I met 50Cent.
-I sleep naked.
-I like to eat pickles.

- I like black people.
- I'm obsessed with my boobs.
- Now, I'm embarrassed.


Me too, Steve, me too. (the GUNIT part)

You met 50? When? Where?

-i cried before i went to bed last night
-and the night before that
-i love him still.
-i dont want a break.
-ive never been this emotional to a guy before
-i wish i didnt have feelings.

At his concert last year.

By the way, your signature is hot.
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I made my mother-in-law watch my daughter for 6 hours yesterday so John and I could have sex.

I got an F on my report card.