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| *chaneun* |
 Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM
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A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" |
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Mar 21 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true...  Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
LOL!!! Very nice.
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Mar 21 2005, 10:16 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
that was crazy..... lmfao, okay its funny, it took me a min.. man im getting slower
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Mar 21 2005, 10:25 PM
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it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4
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Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM
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 «¤gïé#02¤»© Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,871 |
nyhahahahahaha...rofl!
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Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM
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 This is all my luck, it's all I got. Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,532 |
LOL!!!! Thats hilarious!
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Mar 22 2005, 04:10 PM
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omg.
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Mar 22 2005, 04:53 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
haha funny...:)
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Mar 22 2005, 06:18 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
haha took me a while. but funny.
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Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 21 2005, 11:25 PM) it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4  ^ yeah that was kinda funny =] |
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Mar 22 2005, 09:02 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! that made me laugh for hours lol
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| *salcha* |
Mar 23 2005, 01:03 AM
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haha, i guess it was a small laugh :]
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Mar 23 2005, 04:13 AM
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 Syaoran...kawaii... Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,627 |
ewww...but funni!
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Mar 23 2005, 03:40 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
HAHAHAhaha.
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Mar 23 2005, 04:20 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
i definately do not want to be invited for dinner at their house
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Mar 24 2005, 02:23 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats a good one
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Mar 24 2005, 02:26 AM
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so funny!
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Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA funnyyyy
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Apr 21 2005, 07:00 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
wait... so that pitcher ISN'T lemonade?
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Apr 21 2005, 08:47 PM
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^ haha
 lol thats funny :] |
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Jun 5 2005, 08:03 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
Lol hilarious.
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Jun 6 2005, 11:24 PM
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ROFL
hahaha..nice...=D |
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Jun 7 2005, 02:44 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
That's pretty funny. Nice icon btw (cat attack).
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Jun 8 2005, 03:34 PM
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hmm..sounds familar...
but i will let the dead be dead and rest in peace |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:54 PM
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