one)) i'm gay?



PUAHAHHHHH.... [laugh in their face]



two)) ...have you looked in the mirror lately?



three)) [not a guy but anyways..] really? well..your girlfriend was telling me..



four)) shut your face. [(= thank you mr johnson for that stupid quote...]



or just 'shut your face' to all of them. nicee...blahhhh..

i'm sorry, i can't help with these because i've never had the misfortune of being in these situations.

but uh, i know that some of these comebacks, if you said them to those people they'd laugh. let me give it a try:

you're gay (and you're not)
oh damn, how'd you know (Sarcastically- sarcasm is the greatest gift of all)

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
just be like, yeah i know i'm a ______ (unless it's something degrading, just say that if it's something that means like a mean or nasty person)... if it's degrading just be like, excuse me? don't trip fool, look who's talking

they question your manhood
uhhh...? ask them why they're so interested.

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
just be like well that's your opinion man, ______ kicks ass.

i mean they can't really say anything back to that.... and if they do, they're just saying it to say something, you know you got em bad ;). just laugh at whatever they say after you said that.

Haha. Telling, nice idea Val.

oh and remember!!: look at them like they're lower than you when you say this. act like they aren't worth your time. practice if you have to, that's KEY.

that`s true. my cousin up in WA says that the gay people up there get really hurt about it

1.) go to h*ll
2.)*pulls out track spikes*
3.)*pulls out drum sticks*
4.)*pulls out lacross stick*

i have alot of wepons on me.

The person "says your fat"
me"well your ugly...you know what you need a licences to be that ugly"

i think this only really offends guys tho

you're gay (and you're not)
now how did you know!?! or i maybe quote somethign lisa simpsons said "people who question other about their sexuality usually have some problem with theirs"

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
you have alot of time

they question your manhood
yes, your right i am not a true man. you moron

or an answer to al of those from stephine tanner "how rude"

Wow, you brought this topic back from more than a year ago.
I just looked back at my post and realized that my comeback is really stupid.

i'm gay? really? thats news. don't tell Revrion Johnson.

tell them to grow some balls and sprout a d**k

jp tell them not to be mean

this is fun

^Don't triple post, please.

This topic is soooo last year.

Well ive had a problem with a girl calling me a lesbo behind my back & she doesnt know I know she's been saying it, so If she says something to start it, I'm just gonna say "I know you like me cuz you say my name so much, but sorry, I'm not like that."

And other times I just say something like "Dig a hole & die" And then walk off.

No matter what it is I always say this (When its someone I really hate):

-Eat sh*t and Die

-Im going to find your family, Slit your throat and rape your family

-Why dont you take your fake T*ts cause no one wants them around here

-if someone talking about my looks I say: Not like you look any better you fat whale/anorexic (if they bigger or small then me, depends) b*tch. You lookin like you have down syndrome and a major burn victim.

I got more but It contain to much profanity for this site...haha

look! haha made ya look

ide just say "your mom!" really quick and it shuts em up , or "your bald headed granny" haha

1: isn't yuna from final fantasy?
2: your mom's from final fantasy
1: your mom IS my final fantasy...
2:you're gay
1:omg, no, you're gay!
2:stfu noob
1:did you just say noob? did you honestly just say noob?
2:i pwned your mom last night on counter strike
1:my mom doesn't play counter strike...
2: oh....well, uhhh
1: yeah thought so



ok this is geting silly

i usually say

YEAHH. WELL. THOUGHT SO.

or i bring out the ghetto in me and cuss them out with the profanity
usually consisting of motherf**ker bitch slut hoe ripper runner trollop hooker harlot
or my own: crawler. yeah if its just joking around i'll sah yeah well thought so but if its serious i will SMASH ON YOU AND MAKE YOU SO DUMBFOUNDED you will cry.

yes i've done that many times before.

look the sky! *points*

I tell them either:

1) Shut up, you're ugly.

2) Go home.

purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)