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sex-ed, i helped my dad teach it.
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post May 13 2005, 08:49 PM
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what my dad does for a living is he talks to 6th/7th graders about sex and choices. i was helping him one time, and he was like, "you can get Herpes not by just going all the way, but just by the skin in the sexual area of yours rubbing against the skin of the sexual area of someone elses. " then he said, "NO condoms are not good enough. u can still get HERPES" and then i was like,
"YA IF I WAS YALL I WOULD JUST USE A TRASH BAG."
and this one kid raised his hand and said, "should i use Glad? or Hefty?"
then my dad said to me, "demonstraight to them about a broken heart." and i was like " SURE OKAY." and then i took two rubber gloves with velcrow attached to them, and i said, "HEARS KEN. hears barbie. ken comes over to barbie and says OH BARBIE I LOVE U. and babie goes OH KEN I LOVE U TOO!" and i started making the gloves kissing, and then i said, "and then barbie and ken started having.....sex." (audience gasped) and i stuck the gloves togeather and the velcrow stuck. "but then" i said, "barbie and ken split apart." (and of coarse i ment they broke up.) and i pulled the gloves apart, and it made a velrow sound. and i said, "thats the sound it makes when u break up." and one kid said, "EW SO U MEAN ITS LIKE STICKY WHEN THEY GET OFF EACHOTHER?" and i was like, "NO! I MEAN THATS THE SOUND OF UR HEART BREAKING WHEN U BREAK UP AFTER HAVING SEX!"
but i never saw my dad teach a class, and he was really good. it wasn't the stupid cartoon movie like back then, it was all like demonstration and power point. and the kids were on the edge of their seats.
 

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surfhottieoffcoast   sex-ed   May 13 2005, 08:49 PM
toodlepops.   You helped your dad teach sex-ed? That's kinda...   May 13 2005, 08:59 PM
clarissa   wow, that's interesting. i would feel kinda we...   May 13 2005, 09:01 PM
JC4P   lmfao i wanna teach sex ed!   May 13 2005, 09:03 PM
SimplePlan_Luvr   QUOTEwow, that's interesting. i would feel kin...   May 13 2005, 09:05 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   Lmao, daddy teaches kids .. but its kind of wierd ...   May 13 2005, 09:06 PM
sharerol   That's...interesting. I'd feel reallyyyy ...   May 13 2005, 09:28 PM
x__aNgeLiQue   QUOTE(sharerol @ May 14 2005, 10:28 AM)That...   May 14 2005, 10:02 AM
mona lisa   Rofl. I love that. I'd be scared. Don't kn...   May 13 2005, 09:29 PM
PreludeTears   wow how akward   May 13 2005, 09:33 PM
electric shock   well, SOMEONE in the world has to teach sex-ed. mo...   May 13 2005, 09:52 PM
blkpride   Makes for interesting dinner conversations, huh? I...   May 13 2005, 10:01 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   QUOTE(blkpride @ May 13 2005, 8:01 PM)Makes f...   May 13 2005, 10:37 PM
helllla jankyyyy   Wow. I would never teach sex-ed with my dad. He ge...   May 14 2005, 12:35 AM
Days Nearly Over   Hahaha, my dad doesn't even seem to be the typ...   May 14 2005, 08:35 AM
xcaitlinx   lolol that kid who said " should i use hefty?...   May 14 2005, 08:39 AM
x LUV x ALWAYS x   i'd be kinda uncomfortable if EITHER of my par...   May 14 2005, 08:39 AM
Maestro   Haha that's kinda cool, but also weird. Good s...   May 14 2005, 10:10 AM
FoOd   Wow, I'd feel very uncomfortable...if I was te...   May 14 2005, 10:38 AM
SMUSHiENESS   It'd feel starnge if someone asks you "wh...   May 14 2005, 11:36 AM
Szeh   Very creepy. I wouldn't like to teach sex-ed w...   May 14 2005, 11:42 AM
aznxdreamer   wow...that was an interesting story. sounds like ...   May 14 2005, 04:52 PM
ahhishkaren   I remember when I was like 10, a bunch of trampy a...   May 14 2005, 06:32 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE   Okay. I find this just a tad weird. =/   May 14 2005, 06:39 PM
ROARxD   haha thats cool(=   May 25 2005, 05:17 PM
IamRad   hahah i find it awesome that u could actually teac...   May 25 2005, 07:33 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore   did you teavh them how to put a condom on with a c...   May 25 2005, 07:36 PM
tooeffingcrazy   You acually did the barbie thing...o.o How does th...   May 25 2005, 07:38 PM
blkpride   daughter.......wow. that must be really awkward   May 25 2005, 08:30 PM


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