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 May 7 2005, 01:46 PM
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 JULiiANA FAYE.  Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749  |
i searched centipede nothing came up so i think i should tell it then lol my dad said this joke to me it was hillarious!
 if it doesn't work on u.. its ok i under stand  A guy went to the pet shop and said.. i want the most exotic pet that nobody has.. Pet owner: ok well we have a talking centipede The guy: great how much? pet owner: $1,000 The guy:$1,000? for just a centipede??!! Petowner:he taaaaaaalks!! The guy: ok i'll buy him!! So the guy takes the centipede home he sees the centipede moving around in the box.. he then sees it crowl around.. the guy asks him "hey do u want to go down town with my friends and i?" no answer, the guy then sees it moving and not answering.. so then he thinks he gets riped off! so then he says a little louder this time "hey! do u want to go down town with me and my friends?!!" still no answer.. now hes really worried and he was about to go back to the store for his money back.. he can't take it anymore so he kicks the box. then yells "HEY DO U WANT TO GO DOWN TOWN. WITH MY FRIENDS AND I?!!" he looks in side the box.. the centipede: SHUT UP ALLREADY I HEARD U THE FIRST TIME! I'M GETTING MY SHEOS ON!! The guy:  HAHAHAHAH HAHAha ok if u dont' get it.. i'll explain.. u see the centipede has about like 100 legs or somthing like that? so it tkaes him about a long time to get all of his sheos on.. HAHA THAT JOKE JUST CRACKED ME OUT SO BADLY!!! lol 
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May 7 2005, 02:09 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha thats funny. you dont need to explain it. i think we all get it.
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May 7 2005, 02:32 PM
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JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
QUOTE haha thats funny. you dont need to explain it. i think we all get it. lol i know.. its just that to make sure everyone gets it 
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May 7 2005, 09:25 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
oh i didn't get it at first but i did know that they had like 100 legs.. lol i'm slow.. funny joke though.
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May 7 2005, 09:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,180 |
thats a cute joke, but it didn't make me laugh.
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May 8 2005, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ May 8 2005, 3:09 AM) haha thats funny. you dont need to explain it. i think we all get it.  i agree, it was funny, you don't need to explain it we all get it |
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May 8 2005, 09:24 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
>_> I didn't get it at first but I still thought it was funny. Does that mean I'm retarded? =(
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May 8 2005, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(sweet_devil @ May 7 2005, 11:42 PM) i agree, it was funny, you don't need to explain it we all get it some people might've not gotten it. Like i, for an example. heh. thanks for explaining it. :D it made it funny because i didnt get it. |
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May 9 2005, 04:17 PM
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THAT MADE ME LAUGH
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May 9 2005, 11:12 PM
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JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
YAY FINALLY PPL LAUGH! i told my friends that and they are like
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May 9 2005, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,249 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
it`s really funny!!! [[ jst so u kno, i got it the first time dat`s y it`s funnier ]] |
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May 10 2005, 09:20 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
i get it =)
OH BY THE WAY, you have the same name as me. at least i think so by your signature. my name is Juliana. |
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May 10 2005, 11:06 PM
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JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
QUOTE OH BY THE WAY, you have the same name as me. at least i think so by your signature. my name is Juliana. wow thats amazing  your the first person that have ever told me they had the same name on cb! that is so cool lol
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May 10 2005, 11:18 PM
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 reluctantly gazing Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555 |
i understood it, but it didn't really make me laugh =/ much like ITSBONKERS.
its cute though, but there are lots of centipede jokes out there nowadays. not hard to find them, really, but i havent really seen one in cb. |
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May 11 2005, 12:00 AM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hahaha. That mad me smile. Psh, the centipede would've said something the first time.
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May 11 2005, 12:02 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hehe that was cute. That made me smile. I'm stealing it. mwah haha.
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May 11 2005, 01:25 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
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ahha, that's a tee-hee joke; clean jokes are harder to come by now-a-days. EPROPS |
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May 11 2005, 03:55 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
Haha that joke is really cute.
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May 11 2005, 10:26 AM
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 Small Town Girl Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,487 |
My dad told me that joke too. Love it
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May 11 2005, 07:13 PM
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JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
QUOTE hehe that was cute. That made me smile. I'm stealing it. mwah haha. QUOTE My dad told me that joke too. Love it
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May 12 2005, 12:05 AM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
Haha that was cute.
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May 12 2005, 12:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 213 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,730 |
Lol. That was interesting.
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May 13 2005, 06:46 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
lol i heard that one before....its not THAT funny but still..its cute
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May 13 2005, 07:15 PM
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That made my day.
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May 13 2005, 09:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
lol thats funny
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