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post Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17 sad.gif, anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.

Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex
me: say what?
mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex
me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs*

Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!!

So what's your best birthday present?

I'M SOO HAPPY

(sorry, i'm a little wierd whistling.gif )
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 03:11 PM
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Your mom is awesome. Hope you'll have fun with it. wink.gif Anyway, the best present that I got is that my parents gave me a portable Playstation two, and a new bike. happy.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 03:34 PM
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best present ever..I guess so.. wacko.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 03:41 PM
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Haha that's the oddest present I've ever heard being given. laugh.gif But hey, if it makes you happy, I suppose that's great! My best birthday present? Probably...this Johnny Depp portrait I got for my sixteenth birthday or the fact that I had an entire Hello Kitty-themed party. hehe.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 04:57 PM
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haha congrats on that. thats great......
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:14 PM
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I could never imagine my mom saying that to me haha..
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:17 PM
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wow!! thats a pretty good present when i think about it. she's letting you know that its ok to have sex so that means you can do it and she could be in the same house if you wanted.

my best present was...umm...i dont know
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:23 PM
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Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex
me: say what?
mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex
me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs*

if i hadnt read the rest if it...i wouldnt been like WTF! lol
my mom would Never say that to me......
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:24 PM
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woah, you must of live in a very conservative family.
17 and already not a virgin, that is too soon.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:28 PM
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Oh, Sandraaaa. I'll give you a birthday present you'll never forget. shifty.gif

*Cough* Because not many people get/forget string cheese on their birthdays. *Gigglesnort*

Oh, and happy early birthday! You naughty girl, you. wink.gif

That's an odd present, but... whatever floats your boat.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:31 PM
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Hahaah, when I read that, I was like " Your mom is going to give you sex?!" Anyway. Congrats?
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:34 PM
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...good for you?
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:03 PM
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hmmm how... sinful. thats cool. uh my best present thatd had to like a slaice of cheese and a grape
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:05 PM
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Haha, have fun with that present laugh.gif

And happy 17th XD

My best was..an ipod _smile.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:08 PM
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my best presents? digital camera [<-my love!] and my guitar.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:11 PM
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yeahhhh....my mom/dad would never give me permission to have sex. they'd prefer that i stay a virgin all my life.





besides that...happy birthday
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:21 PM
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Interesting present, my best present was christmas and bday (there so close that we combine them) i got new skiis and an ipod photo.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:24 PM
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Woah, now that is a good gift! Haha.

They do know the legal age is 18, right?
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 26 2005, 6:24 PM)
Woah, now that is a good gift! Haha.

They do know the legal age is 18, right?
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Thats what America is comming to i guess, where parents let their kids have illegal sex.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:46 PM
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wow..my mom would never say that to me.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:49 PM
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Haha wow..that's a weird present, but hey, it's good to know you're mom lets you now. Haha..
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:50 PM
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Hahaha, that's a cool birthday present. My mom would NEVER say that to me.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 11:46 AM)
thats kinda surprising. like outta no where.. she just says you birthday present from me is sex.... that just did NOT sound right to me...

but i would wanna have a b-day present liek that.... =X
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Ha, ditto.
Moms rarely say you could have sex.. My mom said I can't even have a bf until I'm 18!

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My best birthday present would probably have to be.. a laptop.. maybe..
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Apr 26 2005, 3:51 PM)
Ha, ditto.
Moms rarely say you could have sex.. My mom said I can't even have a bf until I'm 18!

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My best birthday present would probably have to be.. a laptop.. maybe..
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Haha Toby, my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 18, too. =P And I think I'm getting a digicam for my birthday! happy.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 07:22 PM
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haha nice gift!. my mom would never say that haha
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 07:24 PM
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Haha. What a cool mom. ermm.gif
 
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