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Mommy Where do..., babies come from?
WrathOfOnigo
post Apr 17 2005, 05:38 PM
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Before I learned about "the birds and the bees" I though that when couples got married someone would just hand them a baby and they became parents. so once they said their "I do's" they would recieve some random baby.

Where did you think babies came from before you learned the horrible truth?

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imafreakinazn
post Apr 25 2005, 04:34 PM
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i was told you buy babies at sears.
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puh. like that's true.
*shakes fist at false stories*
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 06:32 PM
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my parents always told me that if you wanted a kid, God would give you one.
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 06:37 PM
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I never really cared about where babies came from, I think I always knew where they did anyways.
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 06:44 PM
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i never really thought about it when i was little
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 07:23 PM
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the baby store. i had this whole image and everything until kabooey..there goes my innocence.
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 07:25 PM
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When i was little, I thought babies came from behind those casher places or storage rooms in stores. Ppl would just buy them. mellow.gif Got it from a comic.

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post Apr 25 2005, 08:23 PM
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rofl, i never asked my parents! laugh.gif and i never really wondered "where" babies came from, until i got older and found out.
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 08:51 PM
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my parents would tell me that my mom was pooping. and she farted me out.
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 09:09 PM
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hrm my parents never actually gave me that talk. i never really thought about it either..i guess i just knew. o_O
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 12:54 AM
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i thought that it was like in the stomache..
and they cut open the stomache.. -_-
yeah i didnt know how it got there either.
lol... i was weird when i was little.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 03:32 AM
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actually i dont remember if i ask my parents where do babies came from.. but as far as i can remember i thought babies were bought into a store...
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 08:35 PM
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i thought it came from the storks that delivered them p_p you know like on television shows
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 08:47 PM
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My parents never told me squat.

They still don't, but I try to bring it up.
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Actually, it makes me irky talking to my mom about it.

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My mom calls me a prostitute.

I'm not even slutty, not one bit.

Anywhoo...yeah I learned it all in 5th grade...and those movies we're not supposed to watch when we're little kids.

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post Apr 29 2005, 02:48 PM
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at first i didnt know what sex was but then i stumbled upon a porn video and imma like this is sex... hahaha i didnt wonder how babies were made. it didnt occur to me as important
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 03:15 PM
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i don't think i ever really cared. i knew babies came from moms and dads but i didn't really care how. and when they told me i was like oh...okay...never would have guessed that
 
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post May 26 2005, 06:28 PM
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i would think that yu iehter find htem at teh dump or they come out when yu poop.
 
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post May 26 2005, 07:08 PM
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I don't think I ever really thought about it. I soppose I knew that mommy gave birth to me, but I didn't know what went on beofre that blink.gif I jsut thought she magically got pregnant

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post May 26 2005, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Apr 17 2005, 5:29 PM)
I knew that babies were made when two parents went to bed, got naked and started kissing, but I didn't know exactly what "sex" was. So I thought people went to bed naked and got pregnant.

Yeah.
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yup like me...i never thought about it though. and i never asked. i found out on my own.
 
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post May 26 2005, 10:08 PM
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i never really cared..
 
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post May 26 2005, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 17 2005, 5:50 PM)
She said she adpoted me, but i know she didn't  wink.gif
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wow... thats a pretty screwed up answer from her.

i didn't really care about how were they born. my cousin's friends who are around 8-9 years old keep asking eachother that and one of them even asked a teacher. The teacher freaks out and says, "You aren't supposed to know this yet." ahahaha.
 
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post May 26 2005, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(x3__iGiVEup @ Apr 25 2005, 8:51 PM)
my parents would tell me that my mom was pooping. and she farted me out.
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ROTFLMAO!!!



- my mom would say "the baby making shop"
- and i always thought you could buy them at wal-mart lmao
 
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post May 29 2005, 05:08 AM
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I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MARRIAGE RING IT HAD SPECIAL POWERS! ahha now i no the truth...
 
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post May 29 2005, 05:13 AM
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Lol... I never really thought about it ermm.gif
I knew they came from mommy's stomach, but I just assumed you could make one whenever you wanted rolleyes.gif
 
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post May 29 2005, 01:10 PM
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haha when i was young i asked my mom and she said that babies floated out fromt he bellybutton of course i didnt believe her so i served the net and found out the truth haha.
 
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post May 29 2005, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE(Jordan Inc. @ Apr 17 2005, 6:42 PM)
i dont think i ever asked this question before. as a kid i thought you automatically get a baby when you marry.
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Heh, me too. Then I watched something on the Discovery Channel animals having babies. mellow.gif
 

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