Mommy Where do..., babies come from? |
 Apr 17 2005, 05:38 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true...  Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954  |
Before I learned about "the birds and the bees" I though that when couples got married someone would just hand them a baby and they became parents. so once they said their "I do's" they would recieve some random baby.
Where did you think babies came from before you learned the horrible truth? Sorry if there is a topic already I searched pretty hard for one. If there is already just close it. |
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Apr 25 2005, 04:34 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
i was told you buy babies at sears.
 puh. like that's true. *shakes fist at false stories* |
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Apr 25 2005, 06:32 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
my parents always told me that if you wanted a kid, God would give you one.
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Apr 25 2005, 06:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,265 |
I never really cared about where babies came from, I think I always knew where they did anyways.
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Apr 25 2005, 06:44 PM
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 im popCORNY Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,357 |
i never really thought about it when i was little
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Apr 25 2005, 07:23 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
the baby store. i had this whole image and everything until kabooey..there goes my innocence.
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Apr 25 2005, 07:25 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
When i was little, I thought babies came from behind those casher places or storage rooms in stores. Ppl would just buy them.
Got it from a comic.[jerry] |
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Apr 25 2005, 08:23 PM
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 XOTY*06 :D Group: Member Posts: 2,635 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,747 |
rofl, i never asked my parents!
 and i never really wondered "where" babies came from, until i got older and found out.
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Apr 25 2005, 08:51 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
my parents would tell me that my mom was pooping. and she farted me out.
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Apr 25 2005, 09:09 PM
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dont be fooled by the post count Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,584 |
hrm my parents never actually gave me that talk. i never really thought about it either..i guess i just knew. o_O
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Apr 26 2005, 12:54 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,044 |
i thought that it was like in the stomache..
and they cut open the stomache.. -_- yeah i didnt know how it got there either. lol... i was weird when i was little. |
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Apr 26 2005, 03:32 AM
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 come and get me! Group: Member Posts: 190 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,600 |
actually i dont remember if i ask my parents where do babies came from.. but as far as i can remember i thought babies were bought into a store...
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Apr 26 2005, 08:35 PM
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 live life to the fullest <3 Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,474 |
i thought it came from the storks that delivered them p_p you know like on television shows
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Apr 26 2005, 08:47 PM
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 I can rot your brain ;] Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261 |
My parents never told me squat.
They still don't, but I try to bring it up. =) Actually, it makes me irky talking to my mom about it. x[ My mom calls me a prostitute. I'm not even slutty, not one bit. Anywhoo...yeah I learned it all in 5th grade...and those movies we're not supposed to watch when we're little kids. XD |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:48 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
at first i didnt know what sex was but then i stumbled upon a porn video and imma like this is sex... hahaha i didnt wonder how babies were made. it didnt occur to me as important
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Apr 29 2005, 03:15 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599 |
i don't think i ever really cared. i knew babies came from moms and dads but i didn't really care how. and when they told me i was like oh...okay...never would have guessed that
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May 26 2005, 06:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
i would think that yu iehter find htem at teh dump or they come out when yu poop.
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May 26 2005, 07:08 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
I don't think I ever really thought about it. I soppose I knew that mommy gave birth to me, but I didn't know what went on beofre that
 I jsut thought she magically got pregnant
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May 26 2005, 10:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Apr 17 2005, 5:29 PM) I knew that babies were made when two parents went to bed, got naked and started kissing, but I didn't know exactly what "sex" was. So I thought people went to bed naked and got pregnant. Yeah.  yup like me...i never thought about it though. and i never asked. i found out on my own. |
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May 26 2005, 10:08 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
i never really cared..
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May 26 2005, 10:14 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 17 2005, 5:50 PM) She said she adpoted me, but i know she didn't  wow... thats a pretty screwed up answer from her. i didn't really care about how were they born. my cousin's friends who are around 8-9 years old keep asking eachother that and one of them even asked a teacher. The teacher freaks out and says, "You aren't supposed to know this yet." ahahaha. |
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May 26 2005, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(x3__iGiVEup @ Apr 25 2005, 8:51 PM) my parents would tell me that my mom was pooping. and she farted me out. ROTFLMAO!!! - my mom would say "the baby making shop" - and i always thought you could buy them at wal-mart lmao |
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May 29 2005, 05:08 AM
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 oink Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836 |
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MARRIAGE RING IT HAD SPECIAL POWERS! ahha now i no the truth...
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May 29 2005, 05:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,338 |
Lol... I never really thought about it
 I knew they came from mommy's stomach, but I just assumed you could make one whenever you wanted 
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May 29 2005, 01:10 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
haha when i was young i asked my mom and she said that babies floated out fromt he bellybutton of course i didnt believe her so i served the net and found out the truth haha.
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May 29 2005, 11:13 PM
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 ...who created this mess...? Group: Member Posts: 451 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,244 |
QUOTE(Jordan Inc. @ Apr 17 2005, 6:42 PM) i dont think i ever asked this question before. as a kid i thought you automatically get a baby when you marry. Heh, me too. Then I watched something on the Discovery Channel animals having babies.
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