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 Apr 19 2005, 05:26 PM
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Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butter l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. So next time someone asks you for your name, don't forget what your new name is now (; and just a random fact that i learned today: children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day! so make a poor adult laugh with your new name or at least tell them what our president's new name is! LOL. (: hehe, i went from Brenda Nguyen to Crusty Lizardbrains 
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mickybeans ever wanted a new name? ;) Apr 19 2005, 05:26 PM
iheartsimba Chim-Chim Bubblepants
Wow. Apr 19 2005, 05:28 PM ocpimple Geoff Miller to Goober Cootiebrain Apr 19 2005, 05:29 PM Angel_Cece no fair-- crusty rhinobisquits !!!... Apr 19 2005, 05:29 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx zippy wafflechunks
yuh-hum. Apr 19 2005, 05:43 PM
krnl0v3r QUOTE(xXYouMeBedNowXx @ Apr 19 2005, 5:43 PM)... Apr 23 2005, 11:18 PM Funky Buddha Sweet, my new name would be
Flunky Girdlechunks Apr 19 2005, 05:43 PM sm0kinm0nky Squeezit Cootiesprinkles
cool name Apr 19 2005, 05:51 PM saysaydaplay crusty bananabuns ..lol Apr 19 2005, 08:02 PM lilphoenix i remember this... i just pulled it out of my junk... Apr 19 2005, 08:02 PM KERP1UNK heh thats from those captain underpants books, huh... Apr 19 2005, 08:15 PM avalon* My last name only has 3 letters..hahah. Apr 19 2005, 08:17 PM aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT QUOTE(allthatglitterss @ Apr 19 2005, 6:17 PM... Apr 19 2005, 08:50 PM ThIz*aZn*GuRL QUOTE(allthatglitterss @ Apr 19 2005, 8:17 PM... Apr 23 2005, 11:08 PM x_ELENT lol i remember reading this in captain underpants ... Apr 19 2005, 08:33 PM shanny hehe..thats funny
poopsie girdlebrain
nice. Apr 19 2005, 08:36 PM Nicolatofu Buttercup Bubble Tush.
That's so cute! I... Apr 19 2005, 08:39 PM bluecrystals QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ Apr 19 2005, 3:39 ... Apr 20 2005, 09:56 AM FoOd Dinky CootieShorts...
My oh my..... I would have ... Apr 19 2005, 08:54 PM xPn0ykG8o8x mine is chim-chim appleface.
very interesting Apr 19 2005, 11:41 PM Funky Buddha Chrissy's lazy butt is too tired to post hers ... Apr 20 2005, 03:49 AM starlette I'm Zippy Girdlesniffer. Thats hawt. Apr 20 2005, 04:17 AM Stuckie Buttercup Wafflenose
My name is Buttercup Wafflen... Apr 20 2005, 08:17 AM Chaos13 Loopy Sniffer...weird....... Apr 20 2005, 08:34 AM [X]poised i dont have a 4th letter to my last name.
So i... Apr 20 2005, 09:42 AM SpedMonkee Joshua Reynolds to Snotty Girdlechunks Apr 20 2005, 10:14 AM Szeh But my last name doesn't have 4 letters. we... Apr 20 2005, 10:28 AM iwannakisshim Cheeseball bubblenose Apr 20 2005, 01:59 PM _sarcastic_ crusty girdle-hiney
i love it Apr 20 2005, 04:09 PM YoGrandpaIsFine KELLY TRUONG.
Boobie GizzardHiney.
Eew. Reminds ... Apr 20 2005, 04:09 PM KissMe2408 t = tootie
i = cootie
l = brain
"a rando... Apr 20 2005, 04:29 PM ermfermoo I'm Chim-chim Liverhead.
This is from Captain... Apr 20 2005, 04:32 PM Cake. zippy wafflehiney... Apr 20 2005, 05:48 PM chaneun loopy apple butter Apr 20 2005, 05:49 PM x3__iGiVEup Hehe I remember this from the captain underpants b... Apr 20 2005, 06:30 PM littlewhite mine is tootie coffiesniffers Apr 21 2005, 12:04 AM StanleyThePanda Loopy Gerbilbiscuits
hahahaha Apr 21 2005, 10:50 AM xcaitlinx chim-chim rhinofanny
hahaha Apr 21 2005, 04:52 PM sweetxsimplicity Chim-Chim Apple Nose Apr 22 2005, 12:06 AM Teesa crusty chickensniffer? ew.. Apr 23 2005, 11:11 PM xoxo_koala_kisses_ ...Boobie Gerbillips. Apr 23 2005, 11:11 PM islandgirl4eva Zippy Girdlehiney...LMFAO. Apr 23 2005, 11:14 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx WE ARE ZE WAFFLECHUNKS! Apr 23 2005, 11:27 PM tchotchke Zippy Chickenchunks. Apr 23 2005, 11:52 PM b0st0ngrl Poopsie Cootiesniffer XD Apr 23 2005, 11:55 PM bab3egurl8o5 dinky apple-lips ..lol thats pretty cool. Apr 24 2005, 12:40 AM hiromi Zippy Applehead o_O;;; Apr 24 2005, 07:49 AM belg Loopy Girdlepants!
hahahahahahaha Apr 24 2005, 07:57 AM MzShortieAlli DINKY LIZARD BRAINS Apr 24 2005, 10:16 AM CHOKEandDIEx Crusty Gizzardchunks.
interesting. Apr 24 2005, 02:29 PM Kenado Flunky Cootiebrain! Apr 24 2005, 02:30 PM smrkangl Chim-Chim Chickenpants.
nice to meet you. Apr 24 2005, 02:39 PM JC4P snoty applehonker Apr 24 2005, 05:26 PM Babiexdreamerz Snotty WaffleTushie?
Okay.... Apr 24 2005, 05:31 PM taggy505 Tootie Bubble Buns.
Yes! Apr 24 2005, 06:02 PM TheSpoon buttercup wafflebutter
o_O Apr 24 2005, 06:12 PM YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(TheSpoon @ Apr 24 2005, 6:12 PM)butterc... Apr 24 2005, 06:18 PM funbobby Lumpy Chickenhead
Hmm beats my gaelic name when I ... Apr 24 2005, 06:20 PM LadyXTor I am the almighty LOOPY GIRDLE ___?___. I don... Apr 24 2005, 06:25 PM __xxfrappachino<3 lol..poopsie apple face XD Apr 24 2005, 07:57 PM aznxdreamer buttercup waffle chunks..wow..why does it make sen... Apr 25 2005, 11:21 PM toodlepops. Loopy AppleBuns.
Wow, interesting. Apr 26 2005, 12:54 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii Poopsie Bubblehead
Yup yup
Just call me Poo Bubble... Apr 28 2005, 12:54 PM x LUV x ALWAYS x dont have a fourth letter in my last name - its on... Apr 28 2005, 10:23 PM ROARxD COOL; my first name is dorkey
buh i cant find my l... Apr 29 2005, 05:15 PM azn hunni xox Pinky Apple-Fanny May 22 2005, 04:56 PM alliegrl_x Pinky Apple Pants
Its not as funny =( May 22 2005, 09:37 PM emazing Pinky Girdle Tush. It's neat, and you got this... May 22 2005, 10:45 PM RED_RUM haha my name's Buttercup Rhino-Hiney. i like i... May 23 2005, 12:56 AM ItzOnlySydney from :
Sidney Conway
To:
Gadget Bubblesquirt
has ... May 23 2005, 01:01 AM D1SMANTLED Poopsie Picklehiney. May 25 2005, 05:33 PM mona lisa Zippy Cootiehead. Haha, cute. May 26 2005, 03:35 PM pAtRiCk_sTar Gadget Pizzabicuit. lol May 26 2005, 06:05 PM d0nchikit0 Why is it that.. I've seen this before..
Oh Y... May 26 2005, 06:32 PM Animeloverhk93 Boobie girldlechunks May 26 2005, 06:37 PM Mireh Boobie Waffle Chunks. May 26 2005, 07:50 PM SimplePlan_Luvr Mai new name [Boobie Cootie Juice] Hey! At le... May 26 2005, 07:58 PM not_your_average radhika raman to gadget appleshorts. May 27 2005, 11:31 AM iZnEedSuMcOkE Loopy Gizzardlips
haha!! i wonder what gi... May 27 2005, 11:35 AM alli boobie bubble brain May 27 2005, 02:04 PM sweet_devil Fluffy Girdlechunks...hmm it has a ring to it... May 27 2005, 06:13 PM esharp Eric Allen to Chim-Chim Bubbletush... thatz a big ... Jun 9 2005, 08:18 PM Jihea_Pak O_o Zippy Applebutter Jun 10 2005, 04:09 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 Zippy Bananashorts! haha Jun 10 2005, 07:59 PM Paradox of Life Ahaha, Captain Underpants. I already took this ... Jun 11 2005, 01:03 AM i heart john Boobie AppleTush. Jun 11 2005, 11:30 AM sammi rules you Pinky Monkeybutter.
awesomesauce. Jun 11 2005, 11:36 AM Days Nearly Over Pinky Chickenbrain Jun 11 2005, 11:38 AM Days Nearly Over Pinky Chickenbrain Jun 11 2005, 11:38 AM Days Nearly Over Pinky Chickenbrain Jun 11 2005, 11:38 AM jeSs1cA stinky liver shorts
lmao Jun 11 2005, 11:57 AM Statistik snotty applehiney
wtf? Jun 11 2005, 01:43 PM kissablexeva what if my last name doesn't have a fourth let... Jun 12 2005, 02:41 AM not_your_average Gadget Applehead. Umm.. weird. Jun 13 2005, 03:42 PM youdrivinmegrapes haha I saw this before I'm Fluffy Applesniffer... Jun 13 2005, 04:37 PM dreamerOi zippy cootie nose. hahah how cute. Jun 13 2005, 04:54 PM lilliannnn boobie girdle sniffer
wow too cool.. Jun 13 2005, 11:23 PM lbjshaq2345 snotty girdlebuns Jun 14 2005, 02:17 AM tangerineChic haha. thats good. my new name is Snotty Gizzardlip... Jun 14 2005, 02:24 AM [x]Mari[x] Loopy Appleshorts. >D I did this somewhere befo... Jun 15 2005, 12:12 AM  |
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