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jesus was BLACK!
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post Mar 26 2005, 01:31 PM
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alright my friend told me this joke and tried to convince me that Jesus was black.

Alright think about it.


1. Jesus always called people 'brother'

2. Jesus always listened to gospel music

3. Jesus didn't get a fair trial.



I dont have anything against blacks and jesus, i just thought this was pretty funny.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 01:39 PM
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har har har. i didnt laugh. and i dont get #2?
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 01:44 PM
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Lol. pretty funny.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 01:45 PM
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lol. funny. but He wasnt black. (:
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:47 PM
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I've heard this before.


Cute, but he wasn't black.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:47 PM
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lol
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:34 PM
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um..okay.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:44 PM
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actually he couldve been black
since he was from the middle east
eh....ionno my teacher said sumthin bout that...and how we picture him white cuz religions started in europe or sumthin..
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:47 PM
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it made me crack a smile...
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 08:53 PM
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I had a slight grin..
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:28 AM
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lol it made me smile ..
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 11:10 AM
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grin went up.

grin went byebye.

okay i'm bored now.
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Mar 26 2005, 6:47 PM)
it made me crack a smile...
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:38 PM
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yawn.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 05:46 PM
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I knew jesus was black. No one believed me though. Jesus is a nigga! god bless!
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 11:44 PM
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isn't he tan? haha. i watched on the discovery channel about how he had dark skin because he lived in egypt and had to blend in or something.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 02:12 PM
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maybe hes mexican. or filipino,chinese,el salvidorian,indian,cambodian,afghan,white,black or mixed.

does anyone REALLY know.

no. they dont. cos there are no real pictures of god. everyone just portrays him as white because we live in a society today upheld with the hand of a whiteman.

maybe he iS white. maybe hes NOT.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 09:43 PM
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heh, not funny
white people can say brotha and listen to gospel music too
so there >.>
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Mar 28 2005, 8:43 PM)
heh, not funny
white people can say brotha and listen to gospel music too
so there >.>
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Of course they can and thats why you're representin' with your peace sign, right?

I kid, I kid biggrin.gif

Jesus was black biggrin.gif
 
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QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Mar 28 2005, 8:43 PM)
heh, not funny
white people can say brotha and listen to gospel music too
so there >.>
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Of course they can and thats why you're representin' with your peace sign, right?

I kid, I kid biggrin.gif

Jesus was black biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 09:56 PM
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gee you people dont have a good veiw on black people if they never get a fair trial
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE([f)
eleeza,Mar 26 2005, 4:47 PM]I've heard this before.
Cute, but he wasn't black.
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but what if he was? I SENSE A DEBATE FOURM TOPIC!

oh and to go w/ that gow/e guy, I'm from the middle east and i'm like 75% black skinned as in, very very TANNED...so he maeks a point! tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 11:38 PM
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Jesus is evrythang.
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Mar 28 2005, 9:54 PM)
Of course they can and thats why you're representin' with your peace sign, right?

I kid, I kid  biggrin.gif

Jesus was black  biggrin.gif
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lmao, yes.
that reminds me of kip from napolean dynamite
..."peace out"
hehehe rolleyes.gif biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 08:15 AM
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HA..........yes he is everything
 
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