well. the funniest so far is this one:

i was talking with "him" and then he said "my mom is gnna be gone for the week nxt week."

me: oh. thats cool. you have anything to eat or do you want be to bring you food. [as a joke]

him: you wnna come over???

me: wha the fcuk?!

him: yeah.

------later on-----

my friend: he probably thot you said "wanna fcuk"

me: ......

lol.
One time my boyfriend told me "Hey Leslie, did you know that if you say 'turtle' really slow, it sounds like gullible?" and then I was all "TUUUUUURRRRTLLEEE" and he started cracking up.
That's not the funniest, but it's the first one that came to my head.
My boyfriend and I have so many funny moments. God, I love him.

Awwww thats so cute. Unfortunately (sp?) I dont have a boyfriend and i dont talk to my crush. Oh wait i just remembered one day me and Maria were doing this stupid report about fashion history so Maria was all like look theres Josh! (my crush) And we were laughing histarically(sp?) but no one notticed and when i turned around Josh was behind us just looking at us like were carzy. yeah i turned so red from the face.

HAHAHAHA. oh god. you guys are so smart.

here's a funny moment with my crush/best guy pal. well we went to the mall together ... and like we were in CVS. and he was like omg torrie! like lets go to the condoms !! and said it all loud ... and we're only 14. but w.e i thought it was funny. and like i was acting really rude. and he was like what's wrong. and i said "OMG BRYAN IM PMSING LEAVE ME ALONE!" and he was like um can you warn me the next time you have your monthly flow. anyway ... i thought it was funny ... afterwards. but then he was telling me about what condoms he would use. and i was laughing hysterically... the cashiers at CVS were staring at us. but w.e. then we went to rita's waterice and like i got a mango water ice ... and we were sitting and he knocked it out of my hand and i was like OMG bryan ... i was hungry ... and i started to cry. but i picked it up and ate it anyway. not the stuff that fell on the ground ... but the stuff that was still in the cup. anyway ... yeah ... well i thought it was funny. i guess you had to be there err something.

xoxO
torrie

La. he came over to my house during the night when he wasnt supposed to.

he climbed up my two story window just to see me. He got in, jumped into my bed, bounced off and landed in my closet. you had to be there.

Well it wasn't funny at the time, but we laughed about it today. During track i was doing high jump and my shirt got caught on the bar and came off completely. Right in front of the guy i like.

this happened afterschool with my crush and some other friends. well, at the park my guy friends take my shoe along with my friends for fun, throw it around, etc. well they took my friend's shoe, and like everyone was trying to get it back. it was like 10 boys&10 girls fighting over the shoe haha. anyways. we were all like surrounding my crush, cause he had it. &like i almost got it but then he tripped me&my friend down on the floor. so we were on the ground. then they moved&stepped ALL OVER ME! then my other friend, who is a bit chubby fell on top of me . after that, my crush fell too cause like my friends love beating him up so yeah. he was stepping&kicking my head it hurt&i was like exhausted. not to mention, my friend got bit in the ass

Guys always wanna f**k they can't get over them horny selves..who can blame'em..lol..

i was sitting in my bf's arms and we were w/ other friends too. so we were talking about all the scary movies like exorcist. He knows i get freaks bout that stuff so we were just having this long convo bout that. Then his bro walks in and tries to scare all of us, and I basically screamed in his ear and jumped. He must be deaf.. ^____^

playin round ...argg not much kuz i hardly see him, i only see hiz bez friends nd i usually spend mo tyme w/ them than w/ him [[which is sadd ]]

nothing really happend to me....i told my crush a joke and that was it. the joke was:

Q: why did dairy queen get pregnant?
A: Because Burger King forgot to wrap its whopper

omg i found that so funny lol and u guys and ur bfs/exs/crushes r so cute i wish my crush was liek that

oh gosh one time i was talking to him online and he said something that he wasn't happy about .. instead of typing that 'sucks' - i typed that 'sex'. he always brings it up

that is freakin halarious!!! omg!!

Before goin out with my bf we would flirt a lot like holdin hand durin lunch & ect. but we had this joke we would always do whenever one of us r wearin sweatpants we would try to pull then down in school but one day i saw him at the mall .. he said hi & then i said hi back then he left to look for shoes ... i followd him came up behind him & YANK he`s sweats down haha i couldnt stop laughin & he turnd reddd after that whole thing & now we`re goin out he would he wasn`t embrass at all

mMm, me and my bf always mess around.. we'd put each other in headlocks.. lol yeah.

well one time, i was using the computer.. he was poking me on the side.. i didn't pay attention, so i tried poking him behind my back, felt him bend over and his leg lifting up to 'dodge' my poke.. and he goes.. "WHOA you almost poked me there!"

once me and my friend called my crush using *67 and when he picked up... we started playing "toxic"- britney spears and then yeah we hung up...


oh and once me and my friend were waiting for our parents to pick us up from the wall so we called my crush using *67... agian... and then he picked up and then we talked... (he still didnt know who we were) and then he was all "where did you get my phone #?" and my friend was all "your ass" and he was all "oh ok then bye"

lol... yeah you had to be there... cause of the way he said it... it was funny

Oh my gosh, y'all have made my day! XDDD

Hmm...I don't think I've had any super funny/embarrassing moments with my crush..well, a couple small things, but um..yeah. NO, WAIT. I HAVE ONE. Ugh..It was sooo embarrassing

Ok, well, first off, I need to say a few thing so that this'll make sense. My crush & I are homeschooled, & we both take co-op classes at a church. There's an hour break inbetween two of the classes, so I always hang with him & his friends during that hour. Anyways, we were hanging in a classroom for the break. It was my crush, me, & about three of his friends. In the classroom was a bowl of little sugar packets (for coffee) & my crush kept stealing some of the sugar & eating it. Lol, we were all just kinda joking around. My crush started getting hyper (mainly an act ) and so, I kept trying to keep him a way from the sugar. It was really fun, we were running around the room & he kept trying to get past me. We ended up in the front of the classroom. There were some long tables in there stretching from wall to wall & I was in the gap between the tables, blocking my crush from the sugar. Then I put my hands on the tables & lifted myself up & started swinging a little, playfully kicking my crush's feet/ankles. We were laughing, & then one of his friends all of a sudden said in a babyish-mocking voice- "Aww, look! They're flirting!" We were both like- "wtf? uh...?" We both kinda denied it. It was SO SO SSO SOOO EMBARRASSING!! omg But still funny when I think about it..heh.

But I WAS flirting & Hopefully he was too

Him: Have you heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Me: Yeah, I tried them.
Him: YOU TRIED THEM???
Me: Oysters, yeah. Regular oysters.
Him: Oh, oh...do you know what they are?
Me: I don't think I wanna know.
(silence)
Him: They're bull's balls.
Me: I said I didn't wanna know!!!!


Don't ask me how we got on the subject.

My crush, me and a few others were talking in school and we were doing amazing talents. So one girl was like I can lick my elbow, and I was like I can wiggle my ears. Then my crush was like i can do somethin funny with my nose. So he starts wiggling his nose ina really funny way and then the teacher walks in and she was like " Tim, take out your vocab book and copy the dictionay in the back." lol!! it was so funny

Man, me and my crush ALWAYS do fun things... okay, maybe more like stupid things, but it's fun nevertheless XD

Example: We were learning about The Blues in english class, and out teacher gave us packets that had the terms that were most common in blues songs. One of them was crossroads, and I drew on my paper a crossroad with cars crashing in the middle. Then there was the term "hollered" and I drew a dude yelling out curse words. Then there was this term called "Strange fruit", so my crush drew this retarded tomato that he read in a manga once (and it's kind of our inside joke). The term after that is "The Thrill is gone", and he drew: USE VIAGRA! [Floppy short line] to [giant straight line that goes off the paper]!

Then that same day after school, I was walking to my friends house and I happened to pass by him, so we walked together (apparently he knew that I liked him), and then we're waiting in the corner. Now, the guy I like has long hair for a guy, so some people tend to mistake him as a girl. This highschool kid comes up to my crush with a videocamera and asks my crush "Can we see your boobs?" XD we were laughing like crazy!

yeah... >_>;

Hahah actually there's been many instances where my boyfriend and I say funny things lol and we're dying from laughter haha.

Actually there was this one time where my boyfriend was sleeping on my arm and *ahem* he started drooling there was this lake on my arm and... Yea okay you get the picture.

After that he'd be laughing and he says in this ULTRA-CUTE way "EEEEEEWWWW" haha. I get so mad but I laugh afterwords lol. Hahah!

Okay maybe not just one time, a number of times. Ewww. T_T

i fart on him. romantic, i know.

LOL oh my gosh! That's so funny! Whoo. I'm okay.

theres this thing at school when we had this like field day thing and there was this blow up thing and i feel down and my crush feel on top of me and we were just laughing our butts off