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 Mar 21 2005, 09:16 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808  |
QUOTE A blonde was hanging by her stomach and man walks by and asks, "What are you doing?" The blonde replies, "I'm trying to hang myself." "Well, if you want to hang yourself, tie the rope around your neck," he suggested. "No, I tried that and I couldn't breathe." lmao thaz funny |
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Mar 23 2005, 04:30 AM
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 Syaoran...kawaii... Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,627 |
Everything was funni...juz didn't get the last one...hmmm *thinks deeply*... ...
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Mar 23 2005, 07:23 AM
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 «¤gïé#02¤»© Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,871 |
lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a law student myself haha...:)
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Mar 23 2005, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
i dont' get the lasst
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Mar 24 2005, 12:01 AM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
lol funny. but i didnt get the last one
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Mar 24 2005, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 23 2005, 7:23 AM) lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a law student myself haha...:)  care to explain? heh. i cracked up at the donut seed one. hahah. |
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Mar 24 2005, 12:10 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
haha.. like everyone else.. thought all of them were funny except the last one..
didn't get it either. |
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Mar 24 2005, 06:34 AM
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QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 24 2005, 2:07 PM) care to explain? heh. i cracked up at the donut seed one. hahah. Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? 
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Apr 6 2005, 09:55 PM
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I MADE UP THE DOUGHNUT SEEDS!
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Apr 7 2005, 06:39 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
lmao-funny jokes
but i still don't get the last one |
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Apr 29 2005, 01:45 PM
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LOL the first two were good, i don`t get the lawyer joke tho.
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Apr 29 2005, 02:00 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
the only one i actually got was the one with the donut
LOLSS it was funny |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:06 PM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
 rofl. That's funny.
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Apr 29 2005, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 6:34 AM) Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? I think thats what he meant, but by the ending, you can't tell. "The cow was there". I loved the other ones though. |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:54 PM
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gRaCiE Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997 |
this is pretty old..i think i read it bfore...
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May 12 2005, 09:50 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 5:34 AM) Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? Yes. Everyone was complaining about the cow and came to the house. But the cow was complaining about the lawyer and came to the house. |
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May 12 2005, 09:58 PM
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i like all of them! i'm a blonde too...and i understand the last one.
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May 13 2005, 10:37 AM
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those are good. i finally get the last one lol
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May 27 2005, 07:14 PM
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funny...took me forever to get the last one...
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May 28 2005, 10:18 PM
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The first few are nice. I've heard the last one but it had a different ending.
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Jul 15 2005, 11:05 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i liked the blonde jokes..
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Jul 16 2005, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(goofipinay @ Mar 21 2005, 5:54 PM) erm... i think the lawyer sent the cow there so it wouldnt bother him.... No. The cow was annoyed by the lawyer, just like everyone else was annoyed by the cow, so they went back to the house. 
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Jul 16 2005, 10:07 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
For the last joke.. the cow got annoyed by the lawyer. Hope everyone gets it now..
Anyways, I've heard all of those. 
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Jul 17 2005, 02:15 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 172,522 |
haha! the first one was funny! no offense to all the ppl who don't like blonde jokes or are blonde. but the rest were funny 2!
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Jul 17 2005, 12:11 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
haha dese are funny
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