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my moms an idiot, she thinks i`ll lose my virginity
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post Mar 14 2005, 11:56 PM
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my moms stupid. i was asking her one day if i could wear a tampon [ i dont kno why i was asking her i shoulda just got one and shoved it up in there ] and she said `no, you`ll lose your virginity` i was thinkin` WTF. you can only lose your virginity wihen a penis enters your vagina. i felt like strangling her hammer.gif

has your mom every said anything completely stupid that made you angry or anything ? my mom does it alot.
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 11:58 PM
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no..? lol not that i can remember
how would u lose ur virginity if u were a tampon..u can only lose ur virginity when u have sex..
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 11:59 PM
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My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:03 AM
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my best friend's mom says the oddest things...for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty... ermm.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:26 AM
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yes. she's so prejudiced when driving, it drives me nuts.
"women are such horrible drivers!"
so what, are you a man? huh.gif pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:37 AM
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my mom is like yours and thinks ill lose my virginity to a tampon.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:44 AM
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Yes, my mom says things that are slightly stupid. Sometimes she contradicts herself or she will use a word similar sounding to the one she means to use or she was just say utterly ridiculous things. It's quite funny actually. I don't really get mad about it.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:51 AM
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My Mom knows perfectly well that you won't loose your virginity to a tampon.
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My Mother pwns all of yours'
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 01:03 AM
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That's rediculous. what a moron. My mom uses tampons only and so do i. they are the best thigns int eh world, I can't stand pads. My mom does say some pretty stupid stuff. but we both love our tampons happy.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 01:16 AM
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QUOTE(WhiteLotus* @ Mar 15 2005, 12:51 AM)
My Mom knows perfectly well that you won't loose your virginity to a tampon.
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See, you have to understand though that there are alot of cultures/religions out there that believe that the hymen is virginity, and that use of anything that can tear the hymen, can cost you your virginity.

I can't remember what article I read, but there was one lady who went so far as to have to a surgically added hymen, because she had pre-marital sex or something.

But, apparently my mom pwns as well, seeing as though she let me wear tampons when I first got my period. Though I must admit, it was akward being 10 and wearing tampons.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 04:56 AM
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My mum says that kind of stuff sometimes too. XD
But yea, you can't lose your virginity while wearing a tampon. I read that tampons are placed differently then that of a sexual intercourse.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 05:09 AM
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QUOTE(chii @ Mar 15 2005, 1:03 PM)
my best friend's mom says the oddest things...for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty... ermm.gif
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^ Well, a lot of people think that actually. ermm.gif I dunno, I guess it depends on what earrings you wear in those extra piercings.. studs, dangles, or hoops.


QUOTE(stephinika @ Mar 15 2005, 1:26 PM)
yes. she's so prejudiced when driving, it drives me nuts.
"women are such horrible drivers!"
so what, are you a man? huh.gif pinch.gif
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^ LOL!! laugh.gif My dad is one of those people who say that. _dry.gif He is so sexist when it comes to driving.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 05:44 AM
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I forget which box it is.. but print off information from either playtex or tampax and it answers a question like that.

Yes, she is really really ignorant sometimes.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 08:53 AM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Mar 15 2005, 12:59 PM)
My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"
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hahahah my mom does that too.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:09 PM
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how would u lose ur virginity if u were a tampon..u can only lose ur virginity when u have sex..


well, wearing a tampon can break your hymen..but that doesnt necessarily mean you won`t be a virgin

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for example she thinks that having more than one piercing on your ears is slutty...


o wow i have 12 lmao
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:21 PM
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hahahaa...thats why i didnt ask if i can wear one...cause i knew i'd probably get the same answer or something of that sort...i think parent are just...clueless...i recently had an argument cause they think that i cut school...EVERYDAYY...cause i come home at like 11:40...sigh...i told them getting left back would mean an extra year with them...why would i do that to myself...

but all in all i still love them biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:25 PM
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i recently had an argument cause they think that i cut school...EVERYDAYY...cause i come home at like 11:40...sigh...i told them getting left back would mean an extra year with them...why would i do that to myself...


wow how do you get out that early??
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:33 PM
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hahah...that's pretty funny! My mom and I actually get along really well, but I could totally relate to the story about rushing me to get home. Happened all the time in high school!
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 07:11 PM
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My parents are dumb, too.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 07:13 PM
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you just need to give your mom a tap on the face... with the back of your hand :D
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 07:23 PM
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My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, contradictory things.

Mom: (Says some stuff in Cantonese)
Me [on cell phone]: "Don't rush me, mom, I just came out of the band room! I can't FLY home!"
Mom: "I'm not rushing you! I'm just telling you to hurry up! Don't give me that attitude!"


hahahaa...I found that funny laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 08:25 PM
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]hmmmmm my mom has said tons of stuff..idk like i was going to a party once, and it was just a stupid little party (i was just going because i felt bad for the girl..but shh..) and my moms like (in front of my friend) now remember, no smoking any pot or drinkng..yes yes mom ik..
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 08:30 PM
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haha that's pretty funny

well... my mom said a lot of funny stuff, can't blame her, just trying to make conversation.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 08:33 PM
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Yeah, my mom says stupid stuff all the time... it really annoys me too. And I'm sure if I asked my mom if I could use a tampon, she'd react the same way, so I have to keep it a secret that I use them...
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 08:43 PM
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yea she says some weird stuff, exsspacially when were in front of my dad pinch.gif
 
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