Stupid things guys say, haha |
 Feb 28 2005, 08:56 PM
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Your mom goes to college..  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541  |
Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things
ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw No lie^^ |
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Mar 2 2005, 10:19 AM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
Some boys are so dumb! Lucky there are a few out there that get periods, and undstand that they suck...
Lucky Me!! |
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Mar 2 2005, 05:03 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
my schools in spanish but everyting they says is comedic.
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Mar 2 2005, 07:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 43 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,946 |
lol ok heres one.
Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there. Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of? Brett: solid. Me: no Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.* * NEXT PERIOD * Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW! Me: yes? Brett: its a liquid Me: GOOD! Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick? Me: *headdesk* _____________________ Ryan: hey meg, did you sit in something red? Me: Omg! *tears up* Ry: meggy meggy its alright, we can get the paint out of your pants. Me: omfg. *cries* Ry: *holds me* really meg we have some good paint.. er.. getter.. outer? Me: ry its not paint you cute idiot *cries* i started my period. Ry: aww ... blood paint, how sweet. *teases me* Me: OMG *pinches him* ^ it was stupid but cute cause he made me feel better. ^^ brett is an idiot sometimes Some guy: Hey baby can i hold your barbie cause i cant hold you? Some other guy: I have a bull.......... you wanna ride it? *wink wink* ^ morons |
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Mar 2 2005, 07:16 PM
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okay, staiyng on the period topic...
The day of my first period I'm like "omg mom, I think I got my first period" my brother malcolm walks into the room "what? you finally learned how to use puntuation?!" I'm like "no you idiot it's....oh nvm...." how out of it can you get??!?! 
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Mar 2 2005, 07:22 PM
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^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
well, this is more a funny thign a guy can do, not say..and acutlaly it was kidna mean, I still don't know wether it was on purpose...
I'm in woodworkign screwing soem screws into my project and one of the guys walks over and is like "oh wait, I tihnk you're doing that wrong" I'm like "what? it looks good to me" and he's liek "wiat, let me look at it" picks it up "hmmm" he fiddles with it a little bit and examins the screw...the clock is ticking away..I'm getting kinda fed up at this point "omg, it's fine, give it back please" and he's liek "wait, hold on...." SNAP "omg, I'm so sorry it jsut..umm...snaped it was ummm..fine before...I" I'm like "omfg you moron! give that back" he's liek "wait, I can fix it jsut a moment.." SNAP BANG, the wood crashes to the floor "you clumsy off give that tooo me" my eyes fill with tears against my orders "oh, well, thanks" I turn away" and he's liek "I'm really sorry...here" I turn around and he hands me a peice of wood completely unfished and rough, I'm like "thanks jeff "...I sure hope he didn't that by axident by golly cause, grrr, otherwise he can say goodbye to his straight nose... 
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Mar 3 2005, 05:52 PM
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 j'adore =) Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 107,848 |
here are a couple of the funniest lines i've been told!
"there's something on your leg....my hand!" (not so much a line but it still made me laugh) "if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together!" |
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Mar 3 2005, 07:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 57 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,407 |
"Girl, you must be tired 'cus you been running in my mind all day."
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Mar 3 2005, 09:06 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 |
QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Mar 2 2005, 6:04 AM) this is a conversation between one of my friends from church and i... boy: so how many shirts are you packing for the retreat? me: 4 shirts... and 4 camis. boy: aight, good. boy: wait... what's camis? me: camisoles. boy: .... yeaaaah? what are camisoles? me: ... you're kidding me. boy: ... me: they're the tanktops with spaghetti straps and... they... have a... *cough* built in bra. boy: huh? confusing. boy: what's a built in bra? me: dude, you could figure that out by common sense. what's wrong with you?? boy: T^T boy: so you wear a bra, and then the cami, and then a shirt, and then a jacket? i got it! me: no, you don't got it. the cami already has the bra prepared for you. the bra is attached to the cami. boy: oh. OHHHHHH. me: ... yea. how quaint.  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
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Mar 3 2005, 09:28 PM
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 hiya. Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,187 |
QUOTE(karamelle @ Mar 2 2005, 3:22 AM) okay, so my friend danny a long time ago was on the phone with me, and somehow we got on the topic of mydol. Hes like, whats mydol. And I was like are u kidding? then he was like (to his sister) Kaylynn bring me a dictionary, I gotta look up something. A few seconds later hes like, but but but..it isnt IN here. so cute. boys are dumb. i thought it was midol...maybe that`s why he didnt find it...but anyways yeah guys can be really dumb |
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Mar 3 2005, 09:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
"You punch like a girl." - i am a girl, & plus i was in a weird position, so i couldn't quite punch him hard.
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Mar 3 2005, 10:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 628 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,376 |
"wow...you smell like you =]"
"i trust you soo much, it's amazing" <== uhh that was kind've confusing for me...i'm slow sometimes... "HE WANTS TO ASK YOU OUT BUT HE'S TOO SHY TO! oh i mean....NEVER MIND!!!!" <== haha i had a good laugh on that |
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Mar 3 2005, 10:44 PM
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 sunny Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,919 |
Boyfriend: GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY!!!
Me: Lol. How so? Boyfriend: I dunno!! >< BUT YOU ARE!! Boyfriend: DAMN I WISH I`M A GIRL IN MY NEXT LIFE!!! Gosh, that made me fall off my chair.. |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:00 PM
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everything.. lol
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Mar 3 2005, 11:10 PM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
it was something like. "HEY YOU...yes you, you have buns of steel women! "
it made me laugh soo hard... |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:35 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
That would have to be the classic "why do you have a period" thing.
one time a very rude green day hater came up to me and said " why in green day's video BOBD do they say i walk alone yet in the video there are 3 people walking?? " "you're such a girl." |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:52 PM
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^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
[quote=Ombra,Mar 2 2005, 4:06 PM]
lol ok heres one. Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there. Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of? Brett: solid. Me: no Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.* * NEXT PERIOD * Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW! Me: yes? Brett: its a liquid Me: GOOD! Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick? Me: *headdesk* HAHAHAHAA....ahh, tha'ts jsut too good... |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:00 AM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
a freaky chat with this dude in my class
dude-i like u. u have to like me cause im hot. so lets go make out. me-wtf?  dude-i said... me- i heard wha u said. dude-well lets go then me-um NO dude-why? me-um...first of all i dont like u dude-uh yes u do me- no i dont. dude-whatever... so do u want to make out? |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:04 AM
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tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
QUOTE(CUTEBUNNY160 @ Mar 4 2005, 12:00 AM) a freaky chat with this dude in my class dude-i like u. u have to like me cause im hot. so lets go make out. me-wtf? dude-i said... me- i heard wha u said. dude-well lets go then me-um NO dude-why? me-um...first of all i dont like u dude-uh yes u do me- no i dont. dude-whatever... so do u want to make out? ugh freaky guys 
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Mar 4 2005, 01:05 AM
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ok im gonna say something. if you like it, you can take it. if you dont like it, you can give it right back.
... i wanna be on you. |
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Mar 4 2005, 01:19 AM
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A few of my guy friends were going through my purse and they found some tampons and pads....
me: hey didnt i tell u guys not to go thru that? guy 1: what are those? *points to tampons and pads* me: erg..... guy 2: I know those flat things are the SUGAR PACKS YOU JACK FROM HOTELS RIGHT? me.: erg... guy 1: *sarcasticallly* yea and those round ones are those crispy egg rolls. guy 2: really? can i have one? me:  no. T.T my guy friends are such losers. also: me: are you ticklish? guy: Why dont you find out? DONT TICKLE ME! me: *reaches finger over* guy: *starts running* Ticklish? or WHAT?! lOl
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Mar 4 2005, 01:22 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
hm. I'm a guy. But my friend said something too funny.
Chem class, watchin video, mentions that water has oxygen in it. Him: hey if water has oxygen in it, can't we just drink water 24/7 and not breathe? me: ...can you breathe underwater? =X him: O.O ohhhh yeaaaaaaaa..hahaha. |
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Mar 4 2005, 08:07 PM
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One guy in my english was like "Oh I had my period and I couldn't get in my locker so I had to go home" It was his reason for being late for class!
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Mar 4 2005, 08:49 PM
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 Yea Yea. Group: Member Posts: 837 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,366 |
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? My ex-boyfriend before he went out with me asked like one of my girl friend's that and she's like aww and felt special but then he went and asked the same thing to our 55 year old psycho english teacher. LOL.
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Mar 4 2005, 11:11 PM
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 I watch you while you sleep. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,068 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,685 |
Me: *random* Do you like llamas?
Boy: I hate llames. Me: Why? Boy: When I was four or something, I went to this zoo... and this llama salivated on me. And he made me cry. *pout*  Boy: Can I fertilize your eggs?  xo, Pauline |
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Mar 4 2005, 11:15 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
me: hey! nicole, nice led pencil you got there!
 nicole: thanks. the boys: PSHSYAYAHAHAHA.. PENCIL!! What perverted a-holes.
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