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the priest who lost his cock
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post Mar 3 2005, 09:34 PM
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lmao!!!

A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 10:26 PM
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LMFAO!!!!
 
d0rkbaby
post Mar 3 2005, 10:26 PM
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i'm a d0rk =)
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lol that is halarious!
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 11:14 PM
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lol, i agree w/ d0rkbaby .. it's is halarious =D
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 11:49 PM
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HAHAHAHA! that was hilarous

good thing i don't go to church pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 12:31 AM
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LOL HAHAHAH LMAO!
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 06:31 PM
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the crip killa.
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lmfao...thats just wrong....cocks and cocks...hahahah!
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 07:21 PM
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It's...ok I guess. :/
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 08:15 PM
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Haha... diirty nuns.

QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Mar 3 2005, 10:14 PM)
lol, i agree w/ d0rkbaby .. it's is halarious =D
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it's 'hilarious.'
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 09:50 PM
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lmao definately hilarious
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 01:05 AM
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LOL! laugh.gif rofl!
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 02:02 AM
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LMFAO...
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 04:29 PM
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lol...cute
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 08:55 PM
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hahaha
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 09:43 AM
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to quote hamlet - "get thee to a nunnary"
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 03:45 PM
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awwww... cutee
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 06:03 PM
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hallelujah! tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 06:05 PM
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LOL!
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 06:11 PM
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Lmao! good one. sorta offensive ermm.gif but still funny.
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 06:44 PM
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ROFL. That so made my day funny. HAHA.
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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i need an sn change.
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omfg hahahaha good joke
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:32 PM
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I'd laugh my ass off if something like that happened to me at church.
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 08:57 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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what a bootleg version. there's a much better version of this. stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 10:48 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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haha short but funny
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 09:13 PM
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i saw the priests cock.. its feathery and its a male hen
 
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