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 Jul 28 2005, 02:29 AM
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Amusing...
--------------------- Three sisters were all engaged to be married, unfortunately, mom and dad could afford to pay for all three of their weddings so they offered to have one big wedding for the three of them. The girls decided as a thank you, for their annual spring vacation all 8 of them could go on one big family vacation to Tahiti so they decided to skip the "honeymoon" part of their new marriage. After the ceremony which took place a month after their parents offered to pay, it was finally the night of their wedding, the night where a lot of people lose their virginity or indulge in some hot sweaty sex. That's what mom was worried about. She had the newlyweds stay at their house for the night saying she didn't want them driving home after having a few drinks. Mom being worried decided to let it be and go to sleep. At around 3:00 in the morning mom woke up and was frantic, just the thought of her daughters having sex only worried her. She started to pace up and down the hall the rooms were located in. As she walked by her oldest daughters room, she heard screaming, worried, she paced a little more, to her middle daughter's room where she heard hysterical laughing, and then paced a little more to her youngest daughters room and heard nothing. She was worried, but fought the urge to break into the rooms in a panic and went back to bed to join her husband and hopefully fall asleep. The next morning at breakfast, mom suddenly blurted out to her oldest daughter: "I heard you screaming last night, what was wrong?!" her daughter simply replied "When I was a kid, you told me to scream when something hurt." Her mother pondered this for a second and proceeded to ask her middle daughter: "I heard all this laughing last night, what was going on?!" and her daughter replied "Well, when I was a kid you told me to laugh when something hurt" and then mom looked to her younger daughter, smiled and said, "I heard nothing from you last night." and her daughter told her "Yeah, because when I was younger you always told me not to talk with my mouth full" -------------- ...ha! |
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Jul 28 2005, 04:25 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
haha that took me a while buttttt i think i get it lmao
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Jul 28 2005, 04:54 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eww. naughty
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Jul 28 2005, 08:30 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
^^hahaha
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Jul 28 2005, 06:45 PM
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oh shit lol... what a freaky night haha
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Jul 28 2005, 09:28 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
sick
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Jul 28 2005, 10:04 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol dats funny
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Jul 29 2005, 10:05 PM
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hahahaha!
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Aug 3 2005, 01:26 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
hahaha, good one
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Aug 3 2005, 01:47 AM
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lmao. nice.
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Aug 3 2005, 02:39 PM
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sick
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Aug 3 2005, 05:04 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
that's an oldie but always funny
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Aug 3 2005, 09:53 PM
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woahhh...that's interesting
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Aug 3 2005, 11:07 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
i have to agree with shortiiex very.. interesting... o.O
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Sep 2 2005, 02:56 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
sick but funny
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Sep 2 2005, 03:02 PM
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hahaha. Thats a good'n. hehe. I'm telling my boyfriend right now.
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Sep 2 2005, 06:12 PM
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Lmao. Good one.
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Sep 4 2005, 09:05 AM
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hahah gross but funny.-_-"
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Sep 4 2005, 07:10 PM
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Does that means, she was french kissing or sucking on something ?
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Sep 4 2005, 10:34 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
lool . nasty ; but funny.
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Sep 5 2005, 02:58 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(laxumaster8 @ Jul 28 2005, 9:28 PM) sick  buh funny |
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Sep 6 2005, 07:36 PM
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 mmm. Group: Member Posts: 283 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 199,949 |
OOO how naughty
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