George W. Bush= dead?, is it possible? Options

[sadolakced acid]

we've all watched ( or should have watched) those movies where the president dies or is in a coma and then they find a lookalike to fill in his role...

well, evidence that bush is already dead:

1. decline in thinking and speaking skills-
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

2. d**k cheney, karl rove, WHY do they seem to be running the show?

3. supposition that "bush" was wired during the presidential debates- it makes sense if you assume that the "bush" we see is just an averge joe who looks like him.


we shouldn't forget that bush:

1. was a ivy league graduate
2. got the equivalent of a 1560ish something on his SATs
3. got elected the governor of texas

so, is the buffoon we see not the real president? is the real president in a hospital somewhere, or dead?

[*Statistik*]

Why would he be dead? Are you drunk or something? o.o

[sadolakced acid]

i'm glad you can read.

[*Statistik*]

Alright, if bush was dead it would be a breaking news and it will spread all over TV channels including CNN

[Teesa]

i'm glad you can read.

I hope the president is dead. Anyways, those are good points that you bring up. But I believe the president is alive and well, sadly, and is off on vacation like usual so that's why the vice-president is doing the work.

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

paul mccartney is dead too you know

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Alright, if bush was dead it would be a breaking news and it will spread all over TV channels including CNN

The government can easily keep it under wraps and provide a "new" bush.

[Sumiaki]

Actually that is very interesting... Never thought about that... THE GOVERNMENT IS MESSING WITH MY MIND MAAAAAAAN! rofl.

[xchrystizzle]

lmao i was just thinking something like that..only hes not dead -_-;;

i wish he was stupid mofo

[SMiLEEFORMEE]

paul mccartney is dead too you know

whatttt where is this coming from

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

whatttt where is this coming from 

back in the 60's everyone thought paul mccartney died in a car accident and had been replaced without the public's knowledge. clues included:

from abbey road
--paul is barefoot
--paul is out of step
--there is a car on the cover with the liscense plate "28if" because paul would have been 28 IF he was not dead
--they are walking in a funeral procession john being the priest, ringo being the pall bearer, paul obviously the corpse, george the grave digger\

from the white album
--"the walrus was paul"
--if you play number 9 backwards it says something like "i killed paul" (i cant get mine to play backwards, and i dont remember exactly what it says)

from sgt. pepper
--"A Day in the Life" is about paul's "car accident"
--Paul is holding a black instrument on the cover


those are the clues i know off of the top of my head. i mentioned paul being dead because it's just as wacky, only it was on a much larger scale. this being a thread on cb, the paul is dead thing was world wide. it's silly either way though.

[technicolour]

There's a movie like this. It's called Dave. It has like some Klein dude in it. It was interesting, and yet extremely boring.

I also read a book about this. It's called "Deep Six" by Clive Cussler. The president is kidnapped, brainwashed, and then brain re-wired by a crazy Russian brain doctor. Remember in Spiderman 2 how Doc Oc had that chip at the top of his spine? They put a chip in him, and they can control what he does through that chip. But to pose as the president, they got one of those late nite people who act like him, to literally BE the president.

In reality, this could be true. The goverment could put a lid on anything they want.

And Elvis isn't dead. He just went home.

[*mipadi*]

I think I know what happened.

Long ago, Jeb Bush was on a patrol near the North Korean border, and he was kidnapped by Communists, along with his entire patrol. He was brainwashed by all the Communist leaders, then sent back to the US, where he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. Meanwhile, his domineering mother used his return as a political catapult for her son, George, to run for office. But unbeknownst to everyone else, Jeb had been brainwashed to assassinate his brother George when he ran for office. Thanks to the nightmares--not to mention quick thinking--of Jeb's commanding officer, Ben Marco (who bears a striking resemblance to Frank Sinatra, I might add), the day was saved, and George was not assassinated, and eventually became president.

[technicolour]

Is this going to turn into a fanfic writing type of thing?

[*disco infiltrator*]

I think I know what happened.

Long ago, Jeb Bush was on a patrol near the North Korean border, and he was kidnapped by Communists, along with his entire patrol. He was brainwashed by all the Communist leaders, then sent back to the US, where he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. Meanwhile, his domineering mother used his return as a political catapult for her son, George, to run for office. But unbeknownst to everyone else, Jeb had been brainwashed to assassinate his brother George when he ran for office. Thanks to the nightmares--not to mention quick thinking--of Jeb's commanding officer, Ben Marco (who bears a striking resemblance to Frank Sinatra, I might add), the day was saved, and George was not assassinated, and eventually became president.

Hahahaha. I love you, Michael.

[sadolakced acid]

the great cover up.

bush might have been assasinated; nevertheless, having a president die isn't very good for moral. therefore, the bush admin. decided to just hire a guy who looks like bush to stand in for him.

so far they've duped the american public.

but it all makes sense now.

[Fallen Fairy]

This is one of those times where I question myself as to why I clicked the link.

fallen fairy

[sadolakced acid]

it's a cover up, i say.

the GW you see is an ACTOR. NOT REALLY HIM!!!!

that's why he looks so stupid.

[technicolour]

Newsflash: He has always looked stupid

[sadolakced acid]

Newsflash: He has always looked stupid

look at video footage from the texas gubernatorial debates.

[Paradox of Life]

Okay, don't start bitching at me because I didn't read because I did read the "arguments" and this is what I'm saying. George W. Bush is not dead. They never assumed any other president was dead. Maybe people just want George W. Bush dead, so they're creating wild rumors such as this. When other presidents got assassinated or killed, it was a very big deal. They would have processions and they would honor them. Why would they want to be covering it up right now? I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to agree with Jason on this one. If George W. Bush were dead, there would be some solid facts about his disappearance and it would be all over the news. I know I might sound ignorant, but it's true.

[technicolour]

Lol. Ok. This thread I thought was going to be taken lightly but, okay, whatever.

I do think some idiot from the big house on penn avenue would leak something though.

[sadolakced acid]

one word:

coverup.

so, you can't use the absence of any news on the matter as proof.

[technicolour]

Ok. Take it another step further. Who is this "Bush" that has been playing as Bush?

Why is this "Bush" Still holding conferences with people?

[sadolakced acid]

some random guy that looks like him.