Helen Keller joke., dirty & offensive |
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| *Azarel* |
 Jul 9 2005, 01:22 AM
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Why does Helen Keller jill off with her left hand?
So she can moan with her right. |
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| *basick* |
Jul 9 2005, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE(Azarel @ Jul 8 2005, 11:22 PM) Why does she Helen Keller jill off with her left hand? So she can moan with her right.  
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| *Azarel* |
Jul 9 2005, 01:26 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jul 8 2005, 11:24 PM) |
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Jul 9 2005, 01:57 AM
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Mr. Hottie  Group: Member Posts: 406 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,225 |
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Jul 9 2005, 07:30 PM
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 My shoes can eat yours. Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,188 |
Gosh I feel stupid. I don't get it..
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Jul 9 2005, 07:36 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
^ she jills off with her left hand so she can -sign- moaning words with her right hand :: signs M-O-A-N-S with her hand:: <----example
haha. that is mean but its still funny |
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Jul 9 2005, 07:37 PM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
QUOTE(I wear bow ties @ Jul 9 2005, 4:30 PM) Gosh I feel stupid. I don't get it.. ??me to0.. LOL |
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Jul 9 2005, 07:41 PM
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 I like it when it rains. Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294 |
ah good ol' helen keller. lmao funny funny
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Jul 9 2005, 07:46 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sorry.. |
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Jul 9 2005, 07:47 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
thats eeeeeevil.
lol, funny. |
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Jul 9 2005, 07:52 PM
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and when jason posts a helen keller joke he is called
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=71187 QUOTE that was just completely uncalled for. hellen keller accomplished more than you ever will QUOTE why are you so frickin racist and mean? omg..how would you like it if you were dead and blind? QUOTE I'd drag you out into the middle of the desert, blow out your knees with a 20-gauge shotgun, and let the buzzards peck you to death you ignorant douchebag. QUOTE that was just plain rude. QUOTE your gonna be struck by lightning when u keep this up... & more .... amazing huh? therefore i have concluded that 1/4th of cB are haters and 3/4 of cB are ass kissers. anyways, like helen keller would say, "..........". |
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Jul 9 2005, 08:43 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
^ That was true with another one of the jokes. This same joke was posted twice, one by a noob and another by a 3,000 poster. Somebody had commented in both forums and probably forgot he heard the joke before. In the 3,000 one he was like haha and the noob he was cursing out. =T
Anywhooo, funny you're right, it can be dirty and offensive. >_< |
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| *Azarel* |
Jul 9 2005, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jul 9 2005, 5:52 PM) and when jason posts a helen keller joke he is called Why do you think I volunteered to post it? Obviously to prove a point. But also, I gave fair warning it was offensive.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=71187 & more .... amazing huh? therefore i have concluded that 1/4th of cB are haters and 3/4 of cB are ass kissers. anyways, like helen keller would say, "..........". |
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Jul 9 2005, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE(I wear bow ties @ Jul 9 2005, 7:30 PM) Gosh I feel stupid. I don't get it.. ??haha i feel the same.... 
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Jul 10 2005, 07:15 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lol...
I wear bowties, wtf is in your signature? It looks so wrong. |
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Jul 10 2005, 07:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
^it looks like Mr. Hankey...
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Jul 10 2005, 07:28 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
haha that was freakin hilarious...
kinda mean, but it doesnt matter. |
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| *x____duckii* |
Jul 11 2005, 12:18 PM
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Even though the joke is funny, I still found it offensive, and I don't think things like these should be joked about.
And to the ass-kissers: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You guys are so sad, it's funny. |
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Jul 11 2005, 12:28 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
hahaha...mean, but funny
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