the Best Lines, pick-up lines |
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 Apr 15 2004, 05:23 AM
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do you guys know any good pick-up lines
tell me if they succeeded or not 1. "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day" Success?....haven't tried it yet... 
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Apr 15 2004, 07:25 PM
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 Ph34r with great ph43r Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,744 |
noones tried that one on me, but speaking from a girls point of view...thats one of the cheesiest things you can say. i'd say its a turn off!!
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Apr 15 2004, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(malenky_koshka @ Apr 15 2004, 7:25 PM) noones tried that one on me, but speaking from a girls point of view...thats one of the cheesiest things you can say. i'd say its a turn off!! what is a "not cheesy" thing to say then? |
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Apr 15 2004, 08:24 PM
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 ey... Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,051 |
pick up lines aren't usually meant to work.. they're just there to break the ice and make the girl laugh cuz it's so damn stupid =]
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Apr 16 2004, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 15 2004, 8:24 PM) pick up lines aren't usually meant to work.. they're just there to break the ice and make the girl laugh cuz it's so damn stupid =] okaay..   like those stupid ones? "if you were a booger, I'd pick you"
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Apr 16 2004, 12:33 AM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
LoL yea!! or "If i told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?"
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Apr 16 2004, 12:37 AM
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ey... Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,051 |
yeah i mean what kinda girl would actually fall for you just cuz of a pickup line.. that's so 80's...
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Apr 16 2004, 05:20 AM
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QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 16 2004, 12:37 AM) yeah i mean what kinda girl would actually fall for you just cuz of a pickup line.. that's so 80's... there's a song about the 80's QUOTE Artist: Relient K Album: Two Lefts Don't Make A Right...But Three Do Song: In Love With The 80's (Pink Tux To The Prom) So it was jeremy in 1983, In his ocean pacific t, Who got a bloody knee, On his skateboard, In the halfpipe, In the backyard, That tuesday night. And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear, And I've been working on this mustache all summer long, And my favorite band will always be tears for fears, And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom. Cuttin class through the next four window, He's drivin fast cause he never did a thing slow, And I look up to my big bro cuz in the eighties all the ladies grabbed his hands and couldn't let go. And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear, And I've been working on this mustache all summer long, And my favorite band will always be tears for fears, And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom. Do, do, do-do, do, do, Pink tux to the prom, [x2] I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom, Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong. When you're the president of the breakfast club, And you're not hesitant to fall in love, To fall in love with the eighties, to throw it away, To fall in love with the eighties. I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom, Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong, I am going to wear a pink tux to the prom, Live without a care cause you threw it away to fall in love, with the eighties.. haha that song is funny 
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Apr 16 2004, 08:09 AM
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 Feh... I want ramen!! Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203 |
here's a list of 37 (i think) great (and dirty) pickup lines:
QUOTE 37 Rude Pick up lines 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at 's crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 24. My name is ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. hahaha, 4 u guys out there that r stupid enuf to try one of these, i say more power to the dumbasses!! lol some of those are funny as heck |
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Apr 16 2004, 04:12 PM
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I got an awesome one
U ask the girl "Do you have lice?" She'll prolly be confused at first and say no then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?" works every time 
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Apr 16 2004, 05:11 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 16 2004, 5:20 AM) there's a song about the 80's haha that song is funny hey!! ahh that band is so grea.t....i just listened to a lot of there songs =] their goooodd =] |
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Apr 16 2004, 05:43 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
woah! lmao these are so funny...but would never actually work......funny ice breakers tho
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Apr 16 2004, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(Dr_Robotio @ Apr 16 2004, 4:12 PM) I got an awesome one U ask the girl "Do you have lice?" She'll prolly be confused at first and say no then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?" works every time uhhh.....NO! help me... http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8371 |
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Apr 16 2004, 08:36 PM
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i dunno if some1 put this, i too lazy to check.
"did it hurt? wen u fell from heaven?" |
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Apr 16 2004, 08:41 PM
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" Can I have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you. "
" The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. "  That's like a couple. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Apr 16 2004, 08:44 PM
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haha, funny man, funny
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Apr 16 2004, 09:07 PM
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I don't really think its a good idea to start out with a pick-up line.
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Apr 16 2004, 10:41 PM
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kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
hhaaha pick-up lines....funny but not exactly the way to get to a girls heart....haha
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Apr 17 2004, 01:07 AM
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 I was here before Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,915 |
the only pick up line i ever used is ''I think i died and went to heaven cuz theres a angel right in front of me''.I didnt work tho i felt friggin lame.it seem'd it would of work'd
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Apr 17 2004, 02:33 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
QUOTE I don't really think its a good idea to start out with a pick-up line. i dont think the lines are supposed to work.
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Apr 17 2004, 02:36 AM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 16 2004, 8:41 PM) " Can I have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you. " " The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. " That's like a couple. - Chinkieeyedpnoi wow! the second one was good!  --- http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8371 |
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Apr 17 2004, 03:55 AM
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THe best one so far is this one
"Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart." Total success man 
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Apr 17 2004, 04:04 AM
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 703 Represent! Group: Member Posts: 816 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,032 |
Take her hand...talk about a story about a bunny rabbit that has to get across a river. Draw imaginary scenery on her palm with your fingers. Tell her how the bunny has to get across the river, but there are so many obstacles like an alligator, river is too rough, make up other obstacles. Then when she finally asks "So how does the bunny get across the river?" You reply "I don't know. I just really wanted to hold your hand."
---seen it from a pickup line site, don't remember the name though. |
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Apr 17 2004, 06:12 AM
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QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 17 2004, 3:55 AM) THe best one so far is this one "Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart." Total success man lmao!! that is funny! you'd probably get a slap that's it..I'm out for the night  .....see ya guys...  --- help? please? http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8371 |
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Apr 17 2004, 06:22 AM
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QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 17 2004, 7:12 AM) Please stop; if people want to help, they will. Let's stay relevant to the topic. Thanks. |
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