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3 guys & a girl .., kinda corny, but like 5% amusing ..
jnukes
post May 31 2005, 02:18 AM
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Three men walkin down the sidewalk, a fine lady walks by, and all men turn around.. The lady says, "Hmmm, if you guys can make a sentence with liver and cheese, I'll go out with you."

White man: "I like cheese and liver."

Black man: "I like liver better den cheese."

Filipino man: "Ayye guys, LIVVEEERRR alone .. CHEESE mine!!"
 
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post May 31 2005, 02:22 AM
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haha
 
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post May 31 2005, 11:48 AM
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LOLS. its funny how so many people that the funniest accents.
 
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post May 31 2005, 12:36 PM
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hahaha that's funny. I wonder if he got to go out with her using that line!
 
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post May 31 2005, 12:36 PM
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hahaha that's funny. I wonder if he got to go out with her using that line!
 
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post May 31 2005, 02:34 PM
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It's cute and corny. But mostly cute. =D
 
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post May 31 2005, 02:38 PM
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that's FUNNY!!!!! laugh.gif well not all that funnny but it's still funny...............did u make up that joke?
 
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post May 31 2005, 06:28 PM
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that's funny...laugh.gif...lol...who did she choose? i hope she chose the guy with the accent...biggrin.gif
 
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QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ May 31 2005, 12:36 PM)
hahaha that's funny. I wonder if he got to go out with her using that line!
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mellow.gif eh, you double posted.
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 07:36 PM
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lol...corny..yet cute
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 08:35 PM
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haha that's funny and cute.
 
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haha.. I never noticed filipino accents.
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 05:41 PM
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Hahaha, that's a cute one. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 05:40 PM
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haha, cooleo! thats a good one.
 
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Jul 10 2005, 6:47 PM)
hahaha laugh.gif..it was just corny enough to be funny.

...but someone might get offeneded.
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by cheese and liver? o.O
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 06:45 PM
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lmfao, filipino accents are the best!
 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i found that funny
 
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post Jul 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native.
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lol. too bad theres no end to the joke, but im sure i know who won.
 
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post Jul 18 2005, 09:18 PM
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thats cute, i think i heard it before.. happy.gif
 
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haha gotta love filipino accents. throb.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2005, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE(danielle_x3 @ Jul 24 2005, 11:35 PM)
haha gotta love filipino accents. throb.gif
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haha same here
my dad cant speak in an english accent to save his life... whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2005, 06:33 PM
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Haha! Oh, Filipinos! laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 06:40 AM
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haha the last time i saw that, they didnt use a filipino, they used a mexican.
 

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