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| *chaneun* |
 Mar 16 2005, 08:31 PM
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more blonde jokes.
A blonde has a tampon in her mouth and cant find her cigarette. ------ A smart blonde, a stupid blonde, and santa claus plays poker. who wins? the stupid blonde because the other two dont exist. ------ There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..." ------ Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend "how could I show people I'm not just a dumb blonde?" Her friend says, "First learn all the provinces and their capitals." So that week the blonde learned them. The next week she was at a party and a man asked a question. The blonde says, "I know the anwser!" Then the man said " What would you know? You're just a dumb blonde?" Then the blonde says, "I'll have you know I'm not just a dumb blonde, I know all the provinces and their capitals." Then the man said, " Okay, Saskatchewan." The blonde started to grin. "What are you grinning about?" said the man. The blonde said, "Easy. S." |
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Mar 16 2005, 08:34 PM
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Ha ha, those are funny
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Mar 16 2005, 08:37 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol at first i didn't get the first one but then i got it. i love the last joke lol
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Mar 18 2005, 04:03 PM
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I've heard of the swimming one before...
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Mar 18 2005, 04:23 PM
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I was expecting this to be really lame but those were actually really funny!
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Mar 18 2005, 04:34 PM
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 heard 'em b4 on funnies.com
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Mar 22 2005, 06:39 PM
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i dont get the last one.
The other ones are funny. |
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Mar 24 2005, 12:22 AM
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i dont get the first one :/
last one was funny haahah |
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