"The Ultimate Dumb BLonde Joke", It's a dumb blonde joke... |
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 Mar 13 2005, 01:05 PM
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I dunno if this was posted any where else...but oh well
--A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He askes,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "We'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
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Mar 13 2005, 02:30 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! i've heard something similar to this.
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Mar 13 2005, 04:22 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. thats funny. i think i heard something like that.
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Mar 13 2005, 04:24 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
lol that`s funny.
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Mar 13 2005, 04:45 PM
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YOUR FUNNY!
eddit:// 400th post |
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Mar 13 2005, 04:46 PM
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LMAO....hehe...
 ...that was the best blonde joke I heard soOo far!!...hehe
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Mar 13 2005, 05:18 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Heard it before...but still funny!rofl
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Mar 13 2005, 08:02 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lol at first i thought it'd b for like 5-6 years old and it took her that long then i was like ohh frosted flakes lol.. good one
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Mar 13 2005, 08:45 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
not really funny...
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Mar 13 2005, 08:57 PM
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seon ho posted this joke before...
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Mar 14 2005, 12:24 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lol, i saw it here before.
but funny joke (; |
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Mar 14 2005, 02:28 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
hahah ! that was fcking hilarious !
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Mar 14 2005, 06:15 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
someone's posted this before.
please use the search button next time. |
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Mar 14 2005, 03:21 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
posted before.
booo. 
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Mar 14 2005, 10:20 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
heard this one befor but this version is beter
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Mar 15 2005, 12:28 AM
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haahah
that was funny |
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Mar 15 2005, 03:54 PM
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ha....blondes...
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Mar 15 2005, 06:40 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
haha. funny; but i heard this one before.
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Mar 15 2005, 07:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
haha AWW THATS ADORABLE!
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Mar 16 2005, 12:23 AM
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its been posted :X
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Mar 17 2005, 07:08 PM
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 you know i`m cooler than you. Group: Member Posts: 18 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,619 |
I heard it before, but tis all the more awesome. =)
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Mar 17 2005, 07:11 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Lol... silly blondes..
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Mar 17 2005, 08:20 PM
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 `non;chalance Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113 |
lol, my brother told me this joke the other day and i just cracked up!! i always wonder if blondes are realy THAT stupid!
 thanks for sharing^^
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Mar 18 2005, 06:14 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Aww. How funny. =]
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Mar 18 2005, 06:18 PM
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 Im as fake as a widow's smile ;) Group: Member Posts: 1,045 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,851 |
lmao oh wow thats funny
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