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 Aug 31 2004, 12:30 AM
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Aha I knew you'd click..lol
A young girl was went out into the backyard to find her dad mowing the lawn. "Daddy, what's sex?" she asked. Surrpised, he took off his gloves and decided that she was old enough to learn about the birds and the bees. So after he had explained all about it, he wondered why she looked so astonished. "Why did you want to know?" he asked. "Because Mommy said to come out here and tell you that dinner would be done in a couple of secs." 
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Aug 31 2004, 01:06 AM
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!
was this posted b4? not sure... kids these days tsk tsk tsk 
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Aug 31 2004, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 30 2004, 10:06 PM) kids these days tsk tsk tsk hehe more like "adults" these days. tha dad replied tha wrong way. tha girl was just askin what "secs' was as in seconds .. haha.. that's a funny joke though |
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Aug 31 2004, 01:06 PM
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hahaha
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Aug 31 2004, 01:09 PM
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The funny thing is, I thought this would be in debate.
 Anywho, atleast she got the talk. I didn't get squat. I had to learn for myself...goddamnit. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 31 2004, 01:16 PM
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i also didnt get the talk but it was good when i was finding out on my own ;)
-cute joke |
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Aug 31 2004, 01:18 PM
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This was posted before, but it's still cute. lol
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Aug 31 2004, 04:02 PM
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I don't get it....
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Aug 31 2004, 04:09 PM
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oh ahhah i get it! lol this is cute
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Aug 31 2004, 04:10 PM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 31 2004, 1:09 PM) The funny thing is, I thought this would be in debate. Anywho, atleast she got the talk. I didn't get squat. I had to learn for myself...goddamnit. - Chinkieeyedpnoi aww man. i was thinking i could teach you ...so yeah. heh. its funny. |
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Aug 31 2004, 08:02 PM
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hahaha
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Sep 3 2004, 09:36 PM
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hahaha thats funny
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Sep 3 2004, 09:39 PM
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ok, poor kid, big shock for her
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Sep 3 2004, 09:50 PM
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Lmao. Now mommy and daddy don't have to tell her about the birds and the bees. She already knows about it.
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Sep 3 2004, 10:12 PM
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lmao thats a good one.
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Sep 4 2004, 01:36 PM
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haha funny stuff
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Sep 4 2004, 03:23 PM
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LMFAO! ohmygoodness, hahahah =)
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Sep 4 2004, 03:25 PM
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thats funny
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Sep 5 2004, 07:23 PM
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funny funny
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Sep 5 2004, 07:26 PM
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lmfao that is funny....
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Sep 6 2004, 06:39 PM
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omg haha
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Sep 8 2004, 01:46 AM
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just like that mcdonald's commercial with the little boy. hehe. kids these days are so..interesting.. hehe
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Sep 8 2004, 02:18 AM
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OMG! I actually got it! too funny!
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Sep 8 2004, 02:29 AM
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lol !! its funny
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