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 Aug 5 2004, 10:34 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
heres a good Woody Allan joke::
50% of the world are masterbaters. the other 50% are liers. |
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Aug 5 2004, 10:36 PM
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Meh. I don't Masterbate.
No sir. I'm too cool to masterbate. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 5 2004, 11:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol so ur part of the liers?
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Aug 5 2004, 11:36 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
hahah. where is the 30% that actually really dont masturbate?
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Aug 6 2004, 02:33 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 5 2004, 9:34 PM) lol so ur part of the liers? No, I'm the part who masturbates. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 6 2004, 03:15 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
hMM...*thinks*
im not quite sure if i get it.  jackie
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Aug 6 2004, 03:27 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol alright its ok i'll xplain it::
it means that everyone in the world masterbates, whether secretly or not... so 50% of the world masterbates, and the other 50% are liers, meaning they are the ones that masterbate secretyl but dont tell anyone... get it? |
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Aug 6 2004, 03:30 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
Why didn't you just say 50% of the world lies about masturbation
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Aug 6 2004, 03:31 AM
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well because that would make the joke too obviosu and not funny... u hafta do some figuring out for yourself if u want a joke to be funny... its jus interprets that tha liers are lying about their masterbation practices... w/e i got it right away it was hialrious for me.... woody allen's jokes are funni
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Aug 6 2004, 08:19 AM
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It's spelled Masturbate, no masterbate.
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Aug 6 2004, 08:23 AM
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 Laur Laur is phat. Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,445 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 5 2004, 10:34 PM) heres a good Woody Allan joke:: 50% of the world are masterbaters. the other 50% are liers. This has been said in many different ways, and is simply not funny anymore. Sorry. 
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Aug 6 2004, 08:31 AM
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muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 5 2004, 10:27 PM) lol alright its ok i'll xplain it:: it means that everyone in the world masterbates, whether secretly or not... so 50% of the world masterbates, and the other 50% are liers, meaning they are the ones that masterbate secretyl but dont tell anyone... get it? oOo haha. i didnt get it cuz of the spelling. whoever says that they dont masturbate is a liar. a big fat one. lOL. so yea... jackie
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Aug 6 2004, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Aug 6 2004, 9:15 AM) hMM...*thinks* im not quite sure if i get it. jackiehaha...neither do i!! |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:47 PM
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MiCHELLEY. Group: Member Posts: 164 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 |
there must be a lot of kittens dying out there ..
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Aug 6 2004, 01:06 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(SH0RTAYE @ Aug 6 2004, 12:47 PM) there must be a lot of kittens dying out there .. p0or kitties hah i didn't get it until you explained it. heh maybe i'm just dumb. |
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Aug 6 2004, 01:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
im sorry about the spelling i was in a rush [is that how everyone covers up for spellin errors?]
well anyway, masturbate instead of masterbate, and liar instead of lier.... sry for the confusion and dont worry if u dont get it, one-liners are hard to understand... |
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Aug 6 2004, 01:55 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Aug 6 2004, 10:31 PM) oOo haha. i didnt get it cuz of the spelling. whoever says that they dont masturbate is a liar. a big fat one. lOL. so yea... jackieooooh i c. i didnt understad it cuz of da spelling too |
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Aug 6 2004, 03:47 PM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
wow that means 3 billion ppl masturbate and admit it....wow...lol
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