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 Aug 5 2004, 10:28 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,620 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.'  love this joke 
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Aug 5 2004, 11:37 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 4,311 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
HAHAHAHAH
i love the paranoid-delusional one the ebst. that is soo sad tho
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Aug 5 2004, 11:56 PM
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haha, i love that joke.. i used to put that as my away msg for AIM.
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Aug 6 2004, 01:37 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,487 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL. Not bad.
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Aug 6 2004, 01:48 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 6,337 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol man that paranoid deullusional one is da best
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Aug 6 2004, 12:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,499 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Lol, poor paranoid-delusional people!
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Aug 6 2004, 12:38 PM
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MiCHELLEY. Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 |
can someone press two for me ?
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Aug 6 2004, 01:59 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 2,055 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LMAOOOO!!!!
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Aug 6 2004, 04:21 PM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 277 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
ROTFL nice one
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