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 Jul 15 2004, 01:59 PM
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 smiling hurts  Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630  |
I will create evil villains on request *after all, i am a computor geek spammer
 *we should make a evil hierarchy This is for all those evil people out there in the world  Jobs available: Spammer- Steven (me) Devils Advocate- Lil Shadow Evil suck-up- Skyline assasin- kimmy Jr. Lucy Lui (Kill Bill)- Princess (name?) L33t Emcee- Defjam Gansta L33t security- jja jeeng Comedian to the Villians- Linda Cult leader- mizz kim Cult leader- Sandra Avatar for demon- stewie and evil assistant Horseman of the apocalypse 1- Kelly Horseman of the apocalypse 2- Horseman of the apocalypse 3- Horseman of the apocalypse 4- Necromancer- A crazy pinoy -_-] Horror Movie Villain- Natalie Corporate Bastard- Suzzette Criminal Mastermind- Brittani Criminal Mastermind(2)- Gina Criminal peons- F_L_I_P (name?) Descriptions for jobs: Spammer- Warning: This is without a doubt the most depraved, foul, insidious and malevolent of all possible evil professions. If you choose this job you will be hated by good and evil-doers alike, becoming the lowest of all possible lows, with vigilantes hunting you and entire religions springing up devoted to your destruction. And not without good reason. assasin- Only the evilist (second only to the spammer) of evil can fufill the requirements for this job. This role is often picked by filipino girls who demand that thier wishes be fufilled. Cult Leader- Perhaps one of the most rewarding of all evil jobs is that of cult leader. There's nothing quite like having an army of brainwashed zealots at your beck and call all willing to blow themselves up at a moment's notice. But not just anyone can fill these evil shoes. It takes a special someone, a man above normal men or woman above normal woman. Avatar for Demon- Don't want to put in the effort it takes to be an evil overlord but still desire the destruction of all mankind? Then maybe you should become a supernatural avatar! This career is ideal for apprentice sorcerers and those who like meddling in Things Man Was Not Meant To Know. Horseman of Apocalypse- This adventuresome career is often not considered by evil-doers because of the religious undertones, but don't let that discourage you! Becoming a horseman of the apocalypse can be a very rewarding experience, with the death and destruction and rivers of blood, and if anything, looks good on a resume. Necromancer- The career of necromancer is an excellent choice for evil-doers who are not a "people person." Though some might say there is not much point to turning the earth into one gigantic graveyard, these people are fools and will never understand anyway. Good career entry points for becoming a necromancer include occultists, dabblers in voodoo, grave diggers, morticians, possessed eight-year-old girls, and inheritors of scary books wrapped in human flesh. Horror Movie Villain- Gaining immortality may be a bit more difficult. It used to be you could just get hit by lightning and then nothing could stop you, but these days there always has to be new and elaborate plot twists. Some of the old methods do still seem to work, however, and you may want to consider them. Corporate Bastard- "Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." -- Montgomery Burns. It doesn't hurt to slay your rivals too, but that's just an option. The career of corporate bastard is one of the most rewarding among evil-doers today, so why not get yourself a piece of the pie? The strangling hold of the multinational corporation has never been stronger! Criminal Mastermind- This is the career most evil-doers strive for. To be head of a gigantic criminal empire, with armies of thugs that hold the citizens in thrall as your grip on the city grows ever tighter. Criminal Peons- The little guys who are just starting out on the criminal food chain PHEW that was long =] |
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Jul 15 2004, 02:01 PM
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 guess what... chicken butt. Group: Member Posts: 316 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,740 |
wow that was a lot.
angel on right shoulder "dont join. its for your own good. your not evil!" devil on left shoulder "cmon, do it for me. for us! together we will join this group and let out all your anger" angel "no! its a trick, dont you see? being part of the devils will destroy all of your friends and family and everyone you love!" ok well thats good enuf for me! |
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Jul 15 2004, 02:02 PM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
Uhm..
What the hell?  Anyway, I would like to be the cult leader. BWAHAHAH. Then I could rape all of you.. 
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Jul 15 2004, 02:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
ooooo Stewie and i want to be an avater for demon muhahahha
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| *NatiMarie* |
Jul 15 2004, 02:11 PM
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I'll be a horror movie villain...
Muahahaa *cough* |
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Jul 15 2004, 02:22 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
hrmm.. its seems lkie cb people arent evil at all
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Jul 15 2004, 02:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,265 |
uhm..of course we arnt evil...we are CB!!! not blogring
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Jul 15 2004, 02:53 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Where the freak is the ASSASIN?!
 < assasin |
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Jul 15 2004, 03:07 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
<Necromancer
muahahahahahahahaha! |
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Jul 15 2004, 03:19 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
o_O im evil cept i wouldn't wanna admitt dat..
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Jul 15 2004, 03:20 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(sheepy @ Jul 15 2004, 3:19 PM) o_O im evil cept i wouldn't wanna admitt dat.. hahaha this is just for fun |
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Jul 15 2004, 03:26 PM
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 I <3 profanity Group: Member Posts: 2,910 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,774 |
Put me down as Criminal Mastermind.
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Jul 15 2004, 03:28 PM
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questions make me blue. Group: Member Posts: 2,608 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,796 |
i want to be the character that lucy liu was in KILL BILL..
<< o-ren ishii!!! BUAHAHA! caucasian girls beware...
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Jul 15 2004, 04:28 PM
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 PHIL ½ Group: Member Posts: 2,663 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,982 |
Bahhh ill be Criminal Peons!
-Flip- |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:32 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:35 PM
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pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
QUOTE(waccoon @ Jul 15 2004, 5:32 PM)  I'm still an assasin and it's not there! So ha ha ha!
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Jul 15 2004, 04:37 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(waccoon @ Jul 15 2004, 4:32 PM) i didnt get it from there i got it from jengajam and that linked to a private domain. Not tripod |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:51 PM
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How do you know my name?
I feel so special. Horror Movie Villain... Muahahahahah *continues to laugh evil for a long time* Okay...I'm done =P |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:53 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(NaTiMaRiE @ Jul 15 2004, 4:51 PM) How do you know my name? I feel so special. hehe i went to your website and i found out. Is that cheating??
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Jul 15 2004, 04:54 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Jul 15 2004, 4:53 PM) don't mess w/ the corporate bastard yes ma'am |
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Jul 15 2004, 05:25 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
*gasp* iw ant to join!!!!
man.. i wanna be the surveillance person!! okay? i can watch your backs.  so you guys wont get caught... whatever you guys are doing.
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Jul 15 2004, 05:33 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
oooh, i wanna join! i'll be anything!
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Jul 15 2004, 06:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 851 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,718 |
cult leader sounds interesting, i wanna be that!
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Jul 15 2004, 07:11 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Oh yeah I'll join! I'm evil
 Put me on anything that's left and I'll do my job. Mwahahah!
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Jul 15 2004, 08:26 PM
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 rawr. Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,364 |
BWAHAHAHHA I AM THE EVIL CRIMINAL MASTERMIND...
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