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jen5500
post Aug 20 2009, 02:47 AM
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I was wondering what was up with guys and their balls and being hit there, I saw a guy today get a knee in his nuts and he went down fast, he was curled up and CRYING! I couldn't believe how easy he went down, I knew it was a weak spot on guys, but wow, she dropped him like that.

What have been your experiences with kicking or other strikes to a guys balls? Was it effective? Did he fall? Cry? How did he react?
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:30 AM
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there's already something like this, i believe.
although, i must say your choice of wording the topic title was quite eyecatching.

i accidently kneed by boyfriend once when we were horsing around.
it's effective :/
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 12:59 PM
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QUOTE(jen5500 @ Aug 20 2009, 01:47 AM) *
I was wondering what was up with guys and their balls and being hit there, I saw a guy today get a knee in his nuts and he went down fast, he was curled up and CRYING! I couldn't believe how easy he went down, I knew it was a weak spot on guys, but wow, she dropped him like that.

What have been your experiences with kicking or other strikes to a guys balls? Was it effective? Did he fall? Cry? How did he react?

every got your nipple twisted? or your breast pinched really hard? it would really hurt
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 01:02 PM
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it's because it's one of the most sensitive spots in a male,
we don't want our sperm count reduced because of a knee.


you know what would hurt for girls? if their vaginas were stretched to the max
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 01:06 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Aug 20 2009, 12:02 PM) *
it's because it's one of the most sensitive spots in a male,
we don't want our sperm count reduced because of a knee.
you know what would hurt for girls? if their vaginas were stretched to the max

AKA GIVING BIRTH!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT COOL!!!!!
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 01:19 PM
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I think giving birth beats all.
I haven't experienced this for myself..yet..
But i've heard stories.

:)
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 04:44 PM
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Getting kicked in the nuts once is NOTHING compared to PMS or birth. Guy gets kicked in his nuts and he's in pain for what, 5 10min? That's nothing. PMS is days long and birth, well, that's obvious.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 20 2009, 01:06 PM) *
AKA GIVING BIRTH!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT COOL!!!!!

lol.

Whenever girls threaten to kick me in the nuts, I say, Ill kick you in the ovaries! lol
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 20 2009, 05:52 PM) *
lol.

Whenever girls threaten to kick me in the nuts, I say, Ill kick you in the ovaries! lol


ROFL! my Friend Chris does that to meee. :)
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:00 PM
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QUOTE(jen5500 @ Aug 20 2009, 04:44 PM) *
Getting kicked in the nuts once is NOTHING compared to PMS or birth.


cause you've experienced all three of those things to compare i'm sure
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:08 PM
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QUOTE(jen5500 @ Aug 20 2009, 04:44 PM) *
Getting kicked in the nuts once is NOTHING compared to PMS or birth. Guy gets kicked in his nuts and he's in pain for what, 5 10min? That's nothing. PMS is days long and birth, well, that's obvious.


More like a week of soreness and 10-20 minutes of severe pain. Throbbing. I DON'T WANT TO GET UP PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW YOU BASTARD pain.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:16 PM
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I hate it when people say childbirth is worse than getting kicked in the nuts because nobody has ever gone through both.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:16 PM
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I am pretty sure one of my friends can no longer have children thanks to the number of ball shots he has endured. I never hit guys in the balls. I feel bad for them :(
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:32 PM
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well it really depends on how hard you get kicked i guess, or if i went and stomped on some guys crotch with my stiletto heels..THAT is most likely just as painful as child birth.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:32 PM
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as if you would know.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:33 PM
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who are you talking to emberfly? me?
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:46 PM
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Getting kicked isnt as bad as someone snapping your balls with a towel when you are naked. A simple flick to a bare ball would hurt 100X worse then being kicked while wearing jeans. One time someone kicked my boner though.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 20 2009, 07:16 PM) *
I hate it when people say childbirth is worse than getting kicked in the nuts because nobody has ever gone through both.
Hmm, I guess women have childbirth and men have getting kicked in the balls. Some women can handle the pain of childbirth without medicine and screaming and some men can handle a kick to the nuts without puking. Even if some people could experience both (Lady Gaga?) it would vary.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:58 PM
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And I've been kicked in the nuts more times than you've had children, I'm willing to bet money on that.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 07:59 PM
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But you're not left with the aftermath aka a screaming child that will most likely grow up to be a failure.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 08:02 PM
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But I'm left with knowing that I'll probably get kicked in the nuts again sometime in the future.





also if I knock someone up, I'll stay with them for at least a little while. I'll have the little screaming kid too.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 08:03 PM
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^x2 Yeah, and the cost of that. Getting kicked in the nuts doesn't cost an extra $200 every time you go to the store.

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 20 2009, 07:58 PM) *
And I've been kicked in the nuts more times than you've had children, I'm willing to bet money on that.
lol, did you deserve it?
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 08:04 PM
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but babies don't only cost women money.
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 20 2009, 08:04 PM) *
but babies don't only cost women money.
Sometimes... but I guess those are the kinds of guys who should've been kicked in the nuts to avoid having babies. This is a weird topic _unsure.gif

 
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post Aug 20 2009, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Aug 20 2009, 08:03 PM) *
lol, did you deserve it?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
 

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