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 Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
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I fine dese ones quite good...
"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast." "What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!" "There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?" "Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." "Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!" "A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck." "I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream." "If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."  how you spit your game fellas?..
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j4ye Pickup Lines Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
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what time do they open... Apr 10 2009, 05:02 AM WarMachine "Thank you in advance."
"For what?... Apr 10 2009, 09:56 AM iloo honestly though, if you said any of those things
i... Apr 12 2009, 02:22 PM WarMachine QUOTE(iloo @ Apr 12 2009, 03:22 PM) hones... Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM leyvacu QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM)... Apr 30 2009, 02:15 PM Burenduhhx Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Gu... Apr 13 2009, 10:51 AM AyeVickaye ^ haha, I got that one before too.
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And I jizz in my pants.
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cause you just gave me a fo... Oct 16 2009, 10:41 PM CruelDemeanor Hey there sugar,
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