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post Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
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I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.

That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD.

Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 05:07 PM
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post Mar 27 2008, 05:15 PM
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please tell me this is a joke...you must really not care about her if you pulled some stupid ass shit like this.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:05 PM) *
I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.

That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD.

Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me.


And if she finds out what you did... she can have you in court within a few months and have you sent to prison. Good luck.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 06:04 PM
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HAH! liar! you know damn well i am bigger than you.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 06:27 PM
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pix nao of it sandy.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 06:35 PM
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so where's the problem here? that the gf might find out?

i hope as well that this is false. if it is, then it's funny
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 06:43 PM
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Interesting. I find it hard to believe that you would let someone else have sex with your girlfriend. I would've just waited until I got paid and then gave the guy his money.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:08 PM
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What if he wanted the money now, and not later?
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:14 PM
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diss so damm NUB tungg.. u sux withh makin storry... laugh.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:08 PM) *
What if he wanted the money now, and not later?


Well he would just have to wait. Plain and simple.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:28 PM
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EY angell.. y u soo sexii..?
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:29 PM
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tung..
you got problems man.
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:30 PM
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choco coco puff... u gott probleemm..
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
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wtf.
that's not my name.
thanks.
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
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uhh ye.. coco puff...
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM) *
Well he would just have to wait. Plain and simple.

You're going to heck because you're black.
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:34 PM
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Ngoc..whatever the hell your name is.
Just stfu plz.
ill have to place tung on you.
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(chocokissez @ Mar 27 2008, 09:34 PM) *
Ngoc..whatever the hell your name is.
Just stfu plz.
ill have to place tung on you.
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u winnaa knoww me reall name hot choco coco puuff..?hehe.gif eyebrowes.gif grinnn.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
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no
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
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April Fools is next week.
If this is true, I am dissapionted in you Tung. Why would you pull something like that?
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(Freeborn-Kiwi @ Mar 27 2008, 09:37 PM) *
April Fools is next week.
If this is true, I am dissapionted in you Tung. Why would you pull something like that?

sthuu homoo...

me justt askkk tungg.. n hee sayy da storyy reall.. stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 27 2008, 09:38 PM) *
sthuu homoo...

me justt askkk tungg.. n hee sayy da storyy reall.. stubborn.gif


w/e
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
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w/e u facee!!
 
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post Mar 27 2008, 08:40 PM
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sthu sm
 

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