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 Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.
That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD. Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me. |
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Mar 27 2008, 05:07 PM
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Solution.
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Mar 27 2008, 05:15 PM
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please tell me this is a joke...you must really not care about her if you pulled some stupid ass shit like this.
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Mar 27 2008, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:05 PM)  I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt. That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD. Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me. And if she finds out what you did... she can have you in court within a few months and have you sent to prison. Good luck. |
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Mar 27 2008, 06:04 PM
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HAH! liar! you know damn well i am bigger than you.
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Mar 27 2008, 06:27 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
pix nao of it sandy.
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Mar 27 2008, 06:35 PM
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 Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
so where's the problem here? that the gf might find out?
i hope as well that this is false. if it is, then it's funny |
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Mar 27 2008, 06:43 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Interesting. I find it hard to believe that you would let someone else have sex with your girlfriend. I would've just waited until I got paid and then gave the guy his money.
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Mar 27 2008, 08:08 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
What if he wanted the money now, and not later?
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Mar 27 2008, 08:14 PM
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diss so damm NUB tungg.. u sux withh makin storry...
 
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Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:08 PM) What if he wanted the money now, and not later? Well he would just have to wait. Plain and simple. |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
EY angell.. y u soo sexii..?
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Mar 27 2008, 08:29 PM
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 tung.. you got problems man. 
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Mar 27 2008, 08:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
choco coco puff... u gott probleemm..
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Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
wtf.
that's not my name. thanks. 
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Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
uhh ye.. coco puff...
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Mar 27 2008, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM) Well he would just have to wait. Plain and simple. You're going to heck because you're black. |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:34 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Ngoc..whatever the hell your name is.
Just stfu plz. ill have to place tung on you. |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(chocokissez @ Mar 27 2008, 09:34 PM) Ngoc..whatever the hell your name is. Just stfu plz. ill have to place tung on you. u winnaa knoww me reall name hot choco coco puuff..?   
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Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
no
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Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
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April Fools is next week.
If this is true, I am dissapionted in you Tung. Why would you pull something like that? |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(Freeborn-Kiwi @ Mar 27 2008, 09:37 PM) April Fools is next week. If this is true, I am dissapionted in you Tung. Why would you pull something like that? sthuu homoo... me justt askkk tungg.. n hee sayy da storyy reall.. 
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Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
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Comatose Prodigy Group: Member Posts: 114 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 630,536 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 27 2008, 09:38 PM) sthuu homoo... me justt askkk tungg.. n hee sayy da storyy reall.. w/e |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
w/e u facee!!
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Mar 27 2008, 08:40 PM
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Comatose Prodigy Group: Member Posts: 114 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 630,536 |
sthu sm
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