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 Oct 13 2006, 07:05 PM
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over. * 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 10 |
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Oct 13 2006, 07:11 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
uh. that was stupid.
0.  move to humor? 
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| *WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Oct 13 2006, 07:15 PM
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Yeah, this should be in humor, make sure you read so you know where to post stuff.
And that wasn't funny. Just stupid. |
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Oct 13 2006, 07:15 PM
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Priscilla Group: Member Posts: 141 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 463,856 |
Actually... That was made out of a different joke, which was a lot better. This version isn't funny, sorry.
The joke was similar, but it wasn't this one... |
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Oct 13 2006, 07:18 PM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
0. Not funny.
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Oct 13 2006, 07:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,480 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 444,349 |
000000000000000000000000000000000/10
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| *mona lisa* |
Oct 13 2006, 07:54 PM
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Yeah, this isn't funny at all. But since it is a joke, moved to humor.
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Oct 13 2006, 07:59 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
0/10
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Oct 13 2006, 08:14 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
2 lol it made me chuckle cause it was so stupid.
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Oct 13 2006, 08:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
it was cute joke..it's not
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Oct 28 2006, 12:17 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
Wow that's a stupid joke. 0
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Oct 31 2006, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Oct 13 2006, 5:14 PM)  2 lol it made me chuckle cause it was so stupid.  i give it a 2 also. i knew the ending would happen but for some reason i laughed anyways. 
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Nov 2 2006, 10:14 PM
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 Starving Artist Group: Official Designer Posts: 444 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,344 |
I'll give it a 3, I guess.
I thought it was kind of lame, but it made me  so, yeah.I know, I'm easily amused.
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Nov 3 2006, 07:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 362,677 |
eh. 1
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