Ever been caught masterbating? |
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 May 22 2004, 11:34 PM
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website designer  Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,237  |
I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while.
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May 22 2004, 11:38 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
omg sal.
you freak. `coon |
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| *krnxswat* |
May 22 2004, 11:40 PM
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No.
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 22 2004, 11:46 PM
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haha, that would be quite embarassing
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May 22 2004, 11:51 PM
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 繁體中文版 Group: Member Posts: 613 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,840 |
negative
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May 22 2004, 11:57 PM
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 I HAVE YOUR IP Group: Member Posts: 1,429 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,745 |
thats a false, nope never
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May 22 2004, 11:58 PM
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No, because I don't masturbate. xD
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May 23 2004, 12:03 AM
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 Ever played dumbass says no? Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,456 |
hahahaha...no i havent..and i did that only once by accident...and i didnt even know what to masturbate meant...hahaha
yeah, that sucks you got caught by your mom... but, no. i do not wank. |
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May 23 2004, 12:09 AM
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 Future Mr. Kelly Clarkson Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,552 |
nah i havent.
haha thank god |
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May 23 2004, 12:11 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
i dont jack off ne way
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May 23 2004, 12:33 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 22 2004, 9:46 PM) haha, that would be quite embarassing haha yeah quite embarrassing... i dont masturbate so yeah lols but justin got caught masturbating by me! lols muaha hehe i saw him masturbating...it was nasty... no describing... |
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May 23 2004, 01:10 AM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
98% of all able guys masturbate. The other 2% are people who cant find theirs or are disabled. Masturbating is healthy. It reduces stress. There's no shame in masturbation.
I make sure no1 is home for the next 2 hours...if anything happens, I'll tell them I'm cleaning my penis. |
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May 23 2004, 01:16 AM
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 -Moo?- Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,414 |
This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate.
So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... |
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May 23 2004, 01:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 664 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,686 |
all the people in here that said they dont "touch" them selfs most likely are lying because like some1 said above me A LOT of people do do it
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May 23 2004, 01:28 AM
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:hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
QUOTE(innoc3nt619 @ May 22 2004, 11:24 PM) all the people in here that said they dont "touch" them selfs most likely are lying because like some1 said above me A LOT of people do do it I'm not lying. And why would people care (or have to lie) if you masturbated or not, since 98% of the males in the US do it anyways? |
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May 23 2004, 03:43 AM
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 The Return of Sathington Willoughby. Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,724 |
i haven't been caught. close ones though.
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May 23 2004, 06:59 AM
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no way. that would suck.
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May 23 2004, 11:22 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Nah. Thank goodness, I'm gonna get killed if my mom caught me.
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May 23 2004, 02:06 PM
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 Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
QUOTE I make sure no1 is home for the next 2 hours...if anything happens, I'll tell them I'm cleaning my penis. You masturbate for 2 hours? Wow. I mean....wow. 
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 23 2004, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 22 2004, 11:16 PM) This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate. So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... haha, good idea 
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May 23 2004, 02:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 664 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,686 |
QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 23 2004, 1:16 AM) This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate. So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... lol thats something my friend would say lol that is a good one |
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May 23 2004, 03:05 PM
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Not yet and I don't ever want to be caught cause it would suck.
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May 23 2004, 03:26 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
QUOTE(GothpunkGClover @ May 22 2004, 10:34 PM) I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while. So... you got caught masturbating... and... then you were not able to get online because you were masturbating?... LAME. Tell your mother to deal with the fact that her son is going to jack off and get over it... |
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| *Kathleen* |
May 23 2004, 03:34 PM
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Haha you tell him, Mel!
Sarah, you're right...  As for me, I can honestly say that I don't masterbate, and have never tried it.  *High five* Eve!
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May 23 2004, 03:39 PM
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 "ITS JAZZ BABY" Group: Member Posts: 448 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,251 |
No
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