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 May 20 2004, 08:59 PM
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 Wow it's been a long time!!  Group: Member Posts: 1,672 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,954  |
A man walks into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a six pack of cheap beer, a bag of tortilla chips and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register looks at him and says, "Single, huh?"
"Gee, how'd you guess?" asks the guy. She replies, "Because you're ugly." |
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May 20 2004, 09:04 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Weird. Unexpected, weird, but still, good.
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May 20 2004, 10:39 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
ohhh
 he got TOLD. it wasn't really hilarious... it was just... humorous 
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May 20 2004, 11:18 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 188 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,801 |
isnt there a girl version of this? where she buys some stuff and the drunk male cashier was like, "your single huh", and the girl was like "yes, how did you kno?" and he answered, "bcuz your ugly".
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May 21 2004, 12:08 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
short but i like short jokes, whoa, so unexpected. then what's that gotta do with the beer, pizza, toothpaste and chips?
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May 21 2004, 07:09 PM
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Wow it's been a long time!! Group: Member Posts: 1,672 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,954 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 21 2004, 12:08 AM) short but i like short jokes, whoa, so unexpected. then what's that gotta do with the beer, pizza, toothpaste and chips? because you would think that's why she guessed he was single... you know it's sort of a cliche that single guys sit around at home alone and drink beer and eat chips and watch tv alone. i dont know what the toothpaste is though... |
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May 22 2004, 04:03 PM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ May 21 2004, 7:09 PM) because you would think that's why she guessed he was single... you know it's sort of a cliche that single guys sit around at home alone and drink beer and eat chips and watch tv alone. i dont know what the toothpaste is though... maybe because the wife buys the toothpaste, hahahhahha. or as a family. but great joke. |
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May 29 2004, 10:43 AM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
lol... that was so out of left field lol... I like this joke!
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May 29 2004, 02:49 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
aww how sad..i like it tho..LoL
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May 29 2004, 07:42 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
hell no that is mean of her lol
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Jun 14 2004, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE(love[x) melissa,May 20 2004, 10:39 PM] ohhh he got TOLD. it wasn't really hilarious... it was just... humorous yep. the shorter the jokes, the better. |
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Jun 14 2004, 10:29 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha thats mean but funny
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Jun 15 2004, 01:12 AM
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that is mean! =P haha
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Jun 15 2004, 10:43 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Not the outcome I'd expect. But still funny I guess.
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Jun 16 2004, 12:14 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol thas funni but very mean too
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Jun 16 2004, 12:17 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
haha, thats pretty funny. insulting though.
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Jun 16 2004, 01:41 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
HAHA. dams thats pretty funny.
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Jun 17 2004, 07:59 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
haha thats pretty funny
 but kinda mean
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Jun 26 2004, 04:19 PM
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um...interesing...
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Jul 21 2004, 01:41 PM
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mean yet funny....LoL
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Jul 21 2004, 01:48 PM
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liked wat otha ppl said...mean but funny
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Jul 22 2004, 11:33 PM
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...i was the girl at the register..
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Jul 23 2004, 11:13 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
i thought it was mean....
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