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 May 5 2006, 09:28 PM
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Warning: Just so we're clear here, this is simply for laughs. Some of these are a bit morbid, if you will, but they're just jokes. So please son't be like, "Oh how horrible you're going to Hell! How could you say that?!" or whatever. I personally would never kill a baby. So yeah.
 Aaaaanywayyy. Here are just a few: How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to a bumper. The Official Dead Baby Website I feel kind of bad for laughing, but they are funny... ohhhh boy. |
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May 5 2006, 09:31 PM
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Yeah. I started a thread. These are so horrible. I feel so bad when I laugh at them.
 DAMN YOU, ARIEL, FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS CRAP.
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May 5 2006, 09:33 PM
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You did? I looked and couldn't find one, hm. It is quite humorous, though.
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May 6 2006, 08:14 AM
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What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion. x] I heart you, Kathleen. :D |
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May 6 2006, 12:51 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...79&hl=dead+baby
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...84&hl=dead+baby I won't close this 'cause they're different jokes. |
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May 6 2006, 07:25 PM
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thats sick and wrong.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. ^ that one I think I said " Ture. " Out loud for. |
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May 9 2006, 10:27 PM
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IHY ARIEL.
I'll use Ariel's homemade one: Ahem. *Clears throat* What's the difference between pumpkins and dead babies? Pumpkins don't hang from trees. |
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May 10 2006, 07:31 PM
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......um haha?
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May 11 2006, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. *chokesLOLzcries* 
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