getting rid of one. |
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 Sep 6 2005, 08:12 AM
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HEy guys when you get an erection how do you get rid of it?
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Sep 6 2005, 08:38 AM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
chop it off.
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Sep 6 2005, 09:03 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
^ so true. yess chop it off.
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Sep 6 2005, 10:05 AM
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jack off.
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Sep 6 2005, 11:02 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Get someone ugly to turn that off.
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Sep 6 2005, 11:04 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
hold your breath
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Sep 6 2005, 11:17 AM
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Drink from the opposite side of a glass.
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Sep 6 2005, 04:25 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
well, there are a variety ways: take a cold shower, toss some ice in your pants, masturbate, chop it off with a giant chef nice (that's always nice), uh..think of someone ugly.....yeah.
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Sep 6 2005, 04:40 PM
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 I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you! Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 219,526 |
Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?
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Sep 6 2005, 04:42 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
wow
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Sep 6 2005, 04:56 PM
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Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?
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Sep 6 2005, 05:03 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
^ why are you asking multiple questions while in a topic? and stupid questions at that.
 and the answer is no. besides, i see a male doctor |
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Sep 6 2005, 05:11 PM
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to get rid of an erection:
think of samara morgan, or go to a shocksite, like goatse. |
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Sep 6 2005, 05:21 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
what u do, is walk it off.... especialy in front of hot gurls.. u'll get so embarassed it will go away. lol.
Edit: THE HUMILIATION last forever tho. This post has been edited by Levy2k6: Sep 6 2005, 05:22 PM |
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Sep 6 2005, 06:03 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 7:38 AM) chop it off.  LMFAO. Um .. stop being horny? Or .. think of something extremely depressing or unsexy? Or um ... hit it so hard it turns numb? |
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Sep 6 2005, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 9:38 AM) chop it off. ouch 
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Sep 6 2005, 06:16 PM
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smack it!! that's what i'd do to my man =P (muahahahaha)
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Sep 6 2005, 06:46 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 8:38 AM) chop it off. lol. Cold water might shrink it |
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Sep 7 2005, 08:09 AM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
QUOTE(herooshima @ Sep 6 2005, 5:56 PM) Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction? had a female doctor my whole life. never had a boner in front of them. i was just thinkin to myself "hurry the f**k up so i can get out of here" goin to the doctor sucks |
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Sep 7 2005, 08:17 AM
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 M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 9:38 AM) chop it off. thats not even funny or needed to be said... well think about something else...go listen to music...get your mind off of it QUOTE(racoons > you @ Sep 6 2005, 12:04 PM) hold your breath lmao....i can see someone taking your advice and turning blue |
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Sep 7 2005, 08:26 AM
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I thought it was funny.
Anyways, I think cold showers work the best. I'm not exactly sure though. |
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Sep 7 2005, 11:35 AM
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M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
^ well when your having one of those moments aka erection....heat is flowing threw the penis so when you take a cold shower your kinda like taming a tiger...you know?...well im not a penis expert, but i had to listen in sex education class
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Sep 7 2005, 12:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 479 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,199 |
LoL chopping it off
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Sep 7 2005, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 8:38 AM) chop it off. I love Fae. |
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Sep 7 2005, 01:12 PM
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cold shower or think of Micheal Jackson
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