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Aug 4 2009, 07:52 PM
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(′ ・ω・`) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
look we arent going to help you figure out whats wrong with your penis if you aren't even going to tell your parents. shame? are you kidding? its a medical problem like jc said. im sure they'll care about you and take you to the doctor. if you insist you cant go to doctor because youre too much of a wimp (scared of getting a hard on while your doctor examines you or etc) then that's way too bad. guess you'll have to figure out a home remedy for yourself. no one here should help you if you arent even doing anything practical about it.
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Aug 4 2009, 07:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
No they dont know. And neither do they do it.
Let me clear some stuff up. Im not gonna afraid to go to the doctor. I just think it is usually unnecessary. Usually when I have the flu I wait for atleast a week to go to the doctor or I go if my temperature stays at 105 for a whole day which it has before. I wasnt asking for help in this thread. I was merely stating what was wrong with me. |
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Aug 4 2009, 07:54 PM
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crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,431 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap. then just tell them about the green urine part instead of telling them everything. then once you're at the doctor's, you can tell him or her the whole truth. yeah, it's embarrassing, but honestly, no one cares! that's their job and they've heard so many worse things anyway. you'll be fine. |
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Aug 4 2009, 07:55 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Joseph, you lie about being 1337.
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Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.
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Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
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Aug 4 2009, 07:58 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
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Aug 4 2009, 07:59 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap. you wouldn't have to say you jacked off. you can just say you had a wet dream. your dad would understand this considering it's completely normal and is the reaction your body would have to not jacking off. so actually saying this would probably make you look even better to your delusional parents! i seriously don't see how your dad would look down on you. i don't get why any father would look down on his kid for such a understandable thing. you're supposed to jack off. your body wants you to so that you can get rid of old sperm. if you don't it's going to attempt to get rid of it without your help. |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Ok, can we close this now? It's too much fail.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:02 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
ITS GODDAMN NORMAL DOOD. He WILL understand, so man up, and stop being such a whiny little wuss.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:03 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it. then your dad is an idiot. having a wet dream does not mean you're dreaming about sex. it's an uncontrollable and normal function of a man's body. edit: why do i keep misspelling your wtf |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
oh, then that explains why he doesn't want to tell, he's obviously not a man.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Look, the deal is, i dont feel like I need to go to the doctor. I appreciate your concern but its up to me in the end. Maybe I will talk to another adult about it. One in REAL LIFE.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD
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Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Your the one who made the topic guy.
oh and slap your dick with the bible. See if that helps. |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
it's funny how some people can be such stubborn wimps.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM
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(′ ・ω・`) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen. kthanksbye. ^READ IT^ I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything. OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Then why did you even make this topic? FAIL.
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Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
so you were just spamming
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Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
itt gay
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Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
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Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION bullshit. i didn't bring up the topic, you made the topic. when you post in the health forum advice is what you get. what the f*ck did you want people to say in response other than go to the doctor? |
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