YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included |
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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included |
Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. |
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Jan 22 2005, 02:57 PM
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I can rot your brain ;] Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261 |
:O
Isn't there a thread on this? xP Yo momma jokes are dumb. >:| |
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Jan 22 2005, 06:16 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
^^ No it shouldn't...
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Jan 25 2005, 01:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,634 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,631 |
yo momma so dumb she studied all night for a blood test. hehehe
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Jan 25 2005, 08:10 AM
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WANTED..for sexyness Group: Member Posts: 1,050 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,290 |
yo mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach the whale start sining.."We Are Family"
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Jan 25 2005, 05:39 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
yo mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has cher in a headlock. yo mamma's so ugly, she makes an onion cry. |
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Jan 25 2005, 06:19 PM
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I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Yo mamma so dumb that she started at a Orange juice can because it said "Concentrate"
Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone |
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Jan 26 2005, 12:04 AM
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Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
yo mama is fat, she cant even run after a guy with her purse.
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Jan 26 2005, 02:56 PM
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november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
yo mama hair so short she gotta use rice for curlers! haha =)
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Jan 27 2005, 06:22 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
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Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.
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Jan 28 2005, 03:21 AM
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she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
yo mama so poor when I walked in yo house and stepped on a cigarette she said "Who turned off the heater?"
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Jan 28 2005, 09:23 AM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Yo momma so stupid when I said it was Chili outside she brought out a bowl
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Jan 28 2005, 06:42 PM
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sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
yo momma is so nasty i asked her where the bathroom was and she said pick a corner
yo momma is so stupid she saw a yellow school bus go by and she yelled twinkie!!! |
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Jan 29 2005, 03:09 PM
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highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
Yo mama so fat that when she went inside an elevator, she had to go down!
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Jan 29 2005, 07:25 PM
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Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
yo momma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
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Jan 30 2005, 01:33 AM
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that's hot Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,875 |
your momma's so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world.
your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. |
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Jan 30 2005, 02:01 AM
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damn u got owned! Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,850 |
yo momma is so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair
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Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM
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Froggie! Woof woof. :D Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146 |
yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them
yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half |
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Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM
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KUH - rasy . Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,456 |
yo mama so fat, when she went outside with a yellow coat, the sun got jealous
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Feb 9 2005, 10:46 PM
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^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb! Group: Member Posts: 1,364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,979 |
yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch .
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Feb 11 2005, 09:00 PM
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sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Feb 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
yo momma so fat , when she walked into a party with a red coat, everyone screamed "Kool Aid !" [[ read this here in cB ]]
yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth |
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Feb 12 2005, 10:46 AM
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:~:oMfG wAt ShE sAiD:~: Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,309 |
yo mamma so ugly they push her face in doh to make gorilla cookies
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Feb 13 2005, 12:51 AM
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<3 Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 |
you mamas sooo stupid that when she stuck 2 double 'a' bateries up her butt she started singing: iv got the power!!!!!
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