Dumbest thing you said/heard today? |
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 Aug 28 2008, 10:50 AM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399  |
QUOTE(Lansing @ Aug 28 2008, 10:10 AM)  Wow, I hadn't heard that one. That's almost as good as Miss Teen South Carolina... but I don't think anything can top that! which one was that? 
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Aug 28 2008, 11:32 AM
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 R.I.P JDL Group: Member Posts: 178 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 652,668 |
Heard: Gigglepusses...
Some people told a story today in gov about an english teacher who had said "you all have just been a bunch of gigglepusses the whole period." Then the chick behind me, one of the people telling the story: "Well since Mrs. Webb says Gigglepusses is a word I'm going to use it in my papers now." -_- |
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Aug 29 2008, 05:24 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
"I like mocha because it makes me shit on point."
Sgt Holliday: Man, she's so fine, I would suck the crud out of her toenails without a condom! Me: Since when do you need condoms for toe suckin'? Sgt Holliday: Hey man, that shit is a trend, you know? Bitches can have STDs down there with the toe fungus. Me: And you'd risk that just to fulfill your foot fetish? Sgt Holliday: With her? Hell yea! She's badder than a mafucka! Me: You've been in Iraq too long. |
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Aug 31 2008, 12:16 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
x (10:14:54 PM): my mom told me that she thinks i am going to marry a japanese man because i love sushi so much
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Aug 31 2008, 12:17 AM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
These 2 blonde girls today asked me what 'Inquiry' was on an ATM.
The funny part was that they said inquiry wrong. 
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Aug 31 2008, 12:18 AM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Today one of the reading tutors at Kumon told me a little kid unscrambled a sentence from "dog / likes to / Jenna's / eat", into "Jenna's likes to eat dog."
That is just the cutest and creepiest thing ever. |
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Aug 31 2008, 12:38 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
many parts of the movie tropic thunder
mostly from ben stiller |
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Aug 31 2008, 05:30 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
"Man, I bought some Under Armour drawers, 'cos those muthafuckas are so smoove."
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Aug 31 2008, 06:46 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
" Is the Philippines in Hawaii ? "
LMFAO. |
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Aug 31 2008, 08:25 AM
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 Onen i-Estel Edain, ú-chebin estel anim. Group: Official Designer Posts: 425 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,128 |
- Ronnie Sammi <3 says:
i dated 16yr olds and im 15...but thats normal XD i'm daddy's little p-s-y-c-h-o bitch says: really - Ronnie Sammi <3 says: yah i'm daddy's little p-s-y-c-h-o bitch says: omg - Ronnie Sammi <3 says: yehhhh i'm daddy's little p-s-y-c-h-o bitch says: but that only one yrs difference isn't it AHAHAHAHA My boyfriend's younger sister's an idiot XD [BTW she wasn't talking to me - she was talking to my friend :3] |
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Sep 22 2008, 08:57 PM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
kinda stupid, but it made me laugh.
him: hey me: yeah? him: if soap is 2 times concentrated does that mean its twice as smart? 
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Sep 22 2008, 09:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,936 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
heard: you're just mad 'cause your penis is small.
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Sep 22 2008, 09:20 PM
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 Mais je ne l'aime pas Group: Member Posts: 971 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,135 |
This happened last week, but I thought I'd share.
I was eating with my best friend, his eagle scout friend and the friend's freshman brother. The topic was politics: Eagle Scout Friend: "I'm a democrat." Eagle Scout Freshman Brother: [confidently] "You're not a democrat or a republican. You're a lobbyist." ESF: "Do you even know what a lobbyist is?" ESFB: "No. But that's what you are." |
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Sep 22 2008, 10:04 PM
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 monster hunter Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 |
sup f****ts.
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Sep 27 2008, 01:02 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Dumbest thing I did.
I had a facepalm moment today. I woke up early this morning to bus to gym at school to work out... and right when I got to the change room I realized I forgot to bring my shorts and I was wearing jeans. So I had to go back home. The whole thing cost me 45 minutes. |
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Sep 28 2008, 04:31 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I said this last night still hungover from the night before.
"The quickest way to get over a hangover is to get drunk again" It made sense last night |
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Sep 28 2008, 01:55 PM
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 [pandemonium] :3 Group: Human Posts: 225 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 671,107 |
This actually happened two years ago but it was still dumb.
We were in our U.S history class watching a documentary about JFK and his time era and stuff, haha. Friend (whispering): hey, is JFK still alive?? Me (I wasn't being sarcastic, completely serious): Ummmm, hmm, I don't really know. Is he? Ask him. (meaning a boy that sits near us) haha, she asked him and he gave us the a weird look that said "Are you serious?" and then he's like "JFK was assassinated" and me and my friend looked at eachother and started laughing at the idiots that we were. haha, and then five minutes later on the documentary, they announced when JFK was assassinated and we started laughing even more. We got yelled at though for "disrupting the class". |
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Sep 28 2008, 02:49 PM
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 Spaced out on the floor o.o" Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 681,063 |
On an other forum:
QUOTE Posted by Miss Foto
 Another picture of me. |
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Sep 29 2008, 12:21 AM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
"excuse me..which way is the exit"
i work at frys...two old men asked me that question..and i was wondering how the hell they got in... |
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Sep 29 2008, 01:10 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
^ I don't know which Fry's you're talking about, but the only one I've been to is freaking GIGANTIC and I get lost it in every time. Maybe you think it's dumb because you work there and know the place so well.
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Sep 29 2008, 01:39 AM
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F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
where i assume u must have entered the store through the only door there is, lol and u have the ability to rationalize if theres only one exit.. haha
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Sep 29 2008, 01:44 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
^ WOW YOU'RE SUCH AN OLDSCHOOLER!!
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Sep 29 2008, 01:46 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
"Tung, you look like an Asian Usher"
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Sep 29 2008, 02:49 AM
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F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
QUOTE(Gigi @ Sep 28 2008, 11:44 PM) ^ WOW YOU'RE SUCH AN OLDSCHOOLER!! lol oldschool huh |
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Sep 29 2008, 04:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,071 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,748 |
Vinh is awesome.
Anyways, I have a new job at this cafe and this guy was being such a douche while trying to hit on me. Can't remember exactly what he said but it was so dumb |
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