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silly humans =]
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post Mar 3 2005, 06:18 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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hmm..not sure if this has been posted before, but if it has, someone can close this, etc.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals" (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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post Mar 3 2005, 06:20 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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ROFL.

You have a point.

PMSL. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 06:28 PM
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Leesaw :]
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haha =D

i know, sometimes, you wonder, "why is this printed on here?"
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 06:31 PM
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Ha ha, thats soooo cool laugh.gif

I never read the directions or warnings... laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 06:48 PM
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Soft drinks are my high
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hmmmm..yeah this was posted here before but it cracks me up everytime I read it.
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 09:06 PM
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to hell with you
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ive seen that one before a long time ago. but i read it again and it made me laugh. sillly humans, instructions are for kids!
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 12:48 PM
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cool.gif cool.gif hehe cool!
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 01:08 PM
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WANTED..for sexyness
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HAHA ROFLMAO!

haha u gots a poiint
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 07:35 PM
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Stalking Createblog...
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Yeah .. it's been here before, but I've never seen the replies lol ..

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


Didn't Delta do that on purpose? Not sure.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 07:38 PM
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to be loved by someone you love is.. everything
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QUOTE
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


lol!! my lil brother had a superman costume for halloween.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 01:40 AM
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hahaha..hilarious.
i liked reading the little comments..
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 08:54 AM
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It's not me whos the problem...
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QUOTE(tofuburger @ Mar 6 2005, 1:40 AM)
hahaha..hilarious.
i liked reading the little comments..
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- read this alot but fresh every time
thats the best part, stating the 'contrary'
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 06:04 PM
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lol i love those ! theres more somehwere on the net. i think ebaums.world. i love ebaums world..
 
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post Mar 30 2005, 07:02 PM
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LMAO laugh.gif that's pretty stupid. haha
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) 

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
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LOL those were my favorites, haha laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 03:26 PM
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ok....that made me laugh...but then again its very easy to amuse a simple mind.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 07:53 PM
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sorry. i drowned your fish.
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lol that`s really funny :] made me laugh lol
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:34 PM
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define our lives for us.
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I wonder back, tooooooo...
 
loljuliana
post Apr 1 2005, 06:18 PM
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ticktock.
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lols; i saw this somewhere before biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 02:08 PM
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lol..hahahahaha
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:08 PM
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RAWR.
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LoL!

what worries me though is that someone had to have done something for it to be posted...scary blink.gif
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:33 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow
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ahahah that was hilarous
thx
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 07:55 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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rofl thats funny
 
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