Looking for e-girlfriend. Inquire within. |
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 Aug 3 2007, 11:16 AM
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Title says all. kthnx
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:19 AM
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What have you got to offer them? How big is your e-peen? What do you stand for?
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Aug 3 2007, 11:24 AM
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Well, I've got mad skills. I'm relatively good at e-cuddling. We would prolly meet in a romantic IRC channel every day (you know an intimate, internet setting).
If I laid my e-peen on my keyboard, it would stretch from "~" to "backspace." I'm not quite sure what I stand for.. I really don't stand much. |
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:26 AM
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Well, what do you sit for?
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Aug 3 2007, 11:27 AM
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 [BRITT;;] Group: Member Posts: 764 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,210 |
ohh my.
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:27 AM
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please don't spam, anil is seriously looking for an e-girlfriend
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Aug 3 2007, 11:30 AM
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I sit for e-romance and cBC.
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| *davinci* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:31 AM
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What sort of e-girlfriend are you looking for?
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Aug 3 2007, 11:36 AM
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Well you know, she's HAS to have some pretty good e-curves (I guess average e-breasts and a nice digital ass). I go crazy for those. Also, a woman with the capability to reformat my hard drive from several hundred miles away, if you get my drift. ;)
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:38 AM
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I believe stating how much ram you have might help you out, as well as the quality of your video card
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Aug 3 2007, 11:42 AM
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I got 2 gigs of massive DDR RAM (I know it's hot as f**k), and one of these bad boys in my pants.. err case.
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:45 AM
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I hear you're overclocked?
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| *davinci* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE(anilfour7 @ Aug 3 2007, 12:36 PM)  Well you know, she's HAS to have some pretty good e-curves (I guess average e-breasts and a nice digital ass). I go crazy for those. Also, a woman with the capability to reformat my hard drive from several hundred miles away, if you get my drift. ;) How high are your e-standards?
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| *Steven* |
Aug 3 2007, 11:56 AM
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I think he wants e-girls with at least a core 2 duo processor.
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Aug 3 2007, 12:02 PM
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I don't have any e-standards (just be able to run Gunbound smoothly cause you know that's another intimate, internet setting).
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Aug 3 2007, 12:06 PM
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2 Members: salcha4u, tungtwista Found you a new gf. |
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Aug 3 2007, 12:16 PM
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QUOTE(salcha4u @ Aug 3 2007, 12:06 PM) 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 2 Members: salcha4u, tungtwista Found you a new gf. Name Tung Vo Gender Male Age 18 YOU FAIL! |
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Aug 3 2007, 12:17 PM
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Sally you whore.
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Aug 3 2007, 12:18 PM
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"Not a nice guy." Group: Member Posts: 79 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,807 |
damn my dick only goes from ~ to 2.
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Aug 3 2007, 02:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 536,349 |
A warm pair of candy-coated lips and a bubble-gum tongue would be nice, you know?
While she discovers me discovering her... |
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Aug 3 2007, 02:25 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
DO YOU PLAY WoW!?
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Aug 3 2007, 03:24 PM
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Danielle(souperstition) would like to apply. She's just too shy to actually post so I'm posting for her.
Good luck. - CEP |
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| *souperstition* |
Aug 3 2007, 03:25 PM
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Damnit Jose I didn't want to seem desperate!!
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| *superstitious* |
Aug 3 2007, 03:27 PM
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Please make sure you get the right person though. The gal you're looking for? Her name begins with "soup."
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Aug 3 2007, 03:31 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Anil, I thought we had something special..
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