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 Aug 19 2004, 01:07 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580  |
Mine is when chris rock was on Oprah
"You think Michael Jackson looks scary now? Just wait 4 months after he's been in jail and his fro grows out and the crayola people haven't been doin' his makeup"  i thought that was hilarious, it's not word for word, just what i remember of itWhat's yours? 
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Aug 19 2004, 01:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
haha thats hilarious! i dont really have a favorite quote though..
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Aug 19 2004, 01:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 675 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,822 |
LMAO <-- my first time using that...lol, that was a funny quote. Don't hve any funny quotes right now.
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Aug 19 2004, 01:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 693 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,017 |
lol, i haven't laughed for awhile. thanks
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Aug 19 2004, 01:44 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
hmmm i thought the quotes topics are belong to the writing section in interest forum O_O;;
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Aug 19 2004, 02:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
QUOTE There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. hehe.... i love my baby stewie |
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Sep 17 2004, 10:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 242 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,702 |
I don't have any funny quotes, but I have some favorite ones. :D
"Violence is always the answer" and "Learn not to give a fcuk. It applies to everything." -penguin |
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Sep 17 2004, 10:54 PM
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 Bubble Group: Member Posts: 341 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,405 |
This quote isn't funny. But it was written by someone here in CB and i've kept it after i read it because i think its that good...
Love is so simple yet so complicated. its a feeling yet so much more than that. its not just an emotion but something you can feel inside of you. true love is selfless and forever giving. true love is forever. it makes you want to do things you never thought possible. love makes you crazy. it makes you become truly alive. its that feeling so difficult to obtain in life that so many people yearn for. its something truly amazing. it makes people better i think. crazy like i said, but so much better. its knowing that you love someone and they love you back that makes people wake up every day with smiles on their faces. its what makes people continuously give without ever thinking about themselves. love is what this world needs right now. true love is our saviour. if love ends or fails, its not true. its not love, but strong like. true love is hard to find, but it is possible i can guarantee it.~ It's by stephinika 
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Sep 20 2004, 03:27 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
haha that's funny! sorry but i don't have any good quotes lol
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Sep 20 2004, 04:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel."
I forget where I found it, but being the cheesy romantic I am, I liked it and saved it. |
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Sep 20 2004, 05:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,413 |
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Aug 19 2004, 2:03 PM) hehe.... i love my baby stewie hey isnt that from family guy?? lol i herd that from stewie too. i dun have ne gud quotes
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Sep 20 2004, 05:34 PM
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i dont have any, but my frend knows alot =]
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Sep 20 2004, 05:41 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
Chris Rock is a really funny man.
That was funny.I don't have any funny quotes but I have one that I've seen here on CB. I forgot in whose signature I saw it in though. Sorry. "Life is like photography; you use the negatives to develop." |
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Sep 20 2004, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Aug 19 2004, 12:03 PM) hehe.... i love my baby stewie ah yes i love him too. umm i have quotes i like but most are more serious...here's some for people to enjoy though."Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." - Chili Davis |
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Sep 20 2004, 07:02 PM
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lmao
that first one was funny
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Sep 20 2004, 07:03 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i don't know any funny quotes. all of the ones i know are boring!
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Sep 20 2004, 07:26 PM
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eh, i have none
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Sep 20 2004, 07:27 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
QUOTE(MusicalAngel @ Sep 17 2004, 10:54 PM) This quote isn't funny. But it was written by someone here in CB and i've kept it after i read it because i think its that good... Love is so simple yet so complicated. its a feeling yet so much more than that. its not just an emotion but something you can feel inside of you. true love is selfless and forever giving. true love is forever. it makes you want to do things you never thought possible. love makes you crazy. it makes you become truly alive. its that feeling so difficult to obtain in life that so many people yearn for. its something truly amazing. it makes people better i think. crazy like i said, but so much better. its knowing that you love someone and they love you back that makes people wake up every day with smiles on their faces. its what makes people continuously give without ever thinking about themselves. love is what this world needs right now. true love is our saviour. if love ends or fails, its not true. its not love, but strong like. true love is hard to find, but it is possible i can guarantee it.~ It's by stephinika i dunt really have one, but i realy like this one :]] |
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Sep 20 2004, 07:31 PM
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 SaSuKeNaRu Group: Member Posts: 223 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,819 |
haha my favorite funny one:
"I get to go to lots of overseas places... like canada." - Britney Spears |
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Sep 20 2004, 07:36 PM
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 I'm 2 people's favourite CBer. Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514 |
"Why should we take advice on s3x from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't..."
"I once dated a guy so dumb he couldn't count to twenty-one unless he was naked." "Love: One game never postponed on acount of rain or darkness." |
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Oct 20 2004, 07:00 AM
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Mad Rooney Group: Member Posts: 365 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,418 |
"Penalty kick. There are two possibilities. It goes in or doesn't go in"
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Oct 20 2004, 06:08 PM
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"When I was little, my parents moved alot; but I always found them."
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Oct 20 2004, 06:19 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
This isn't really a new quote, cuz the person who said it is dead but whatever. It's funny.
"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- WC Fields |
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Oct 20 2004, 06:27 PM
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Oct 21 2004, 09:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,702 |
this isnt a rly more like a quote. its actually a nice little convo
Little Girl: Daddy is god black or white? Daddy: Hes both my daughter Little Girl: Then daddy? is god a girl or boy? Daddy: Hes both. Little Girl: Then daddy? is god michael jackson? haha i thot that was mad funny
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