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Disgusting dead babyjokes (means exactly what it, says) must have a sick sense of humor
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:16 PM
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Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.

Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.

Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.

Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:18 PM
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thats horrible mad.gif
 
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Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes. ohmy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif hammer.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:37 PM
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wow.. ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Sep 2 2004, 10:35 PM)
Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes. ohmy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif hammer.gif

i dooo laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

mellow.gif thats disgusting
stubborn.gif u haf problems against babies?!
those jokes were crap, no humor in any of those at all hammer.gif
 
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 11:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

You have a weird sense of humor.

Well, everyone's different. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

I do too. Some are gross though. The one with the pile of dead babies is supose to be like this.
Q: What's nastier than a dead baby?
A: A pile of dead babies.

Q: Whats nastier than that?
A: Theres one alive at the bottom.

Q: Whats nastier than THAT?
A: Its eating its way up. And enjoying it.
 
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laugh.gif I love dead baby jokes!
I'd say some, but people don't like them.
They're hilarious though. laugh.gif

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post Sep 2 2004, 10:52 PM
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hmm i see dead-baby jokes are definitely popular these days...
i must be queer
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 2 2004, 10:46 PM)
I do too. Some are gross though. The one with the pile of dead babies is supose to be like this.
Q: What's nastier than a dead baby?
A: A pile of dead babies.

Q: Whats nastier than that?
A: Theres one alive at the bottom.

Q: Whats nastier than THAT?
A: Its eating its way up. And enjoying it.


theres another one too about a pile of dead babies thats like
Q: what is easier to fill a dumpster with a pile of dead babies or a pile of bricks
A: a pile of dead babies cause you can use a pitchfork

there were like 2 more that i cant remember though stubborn.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Sep 2 2004, 10:47 PM)
laugh.gif I love dead baby jokes!
I'd say some, but people don't like them.
They're hilarious though. laugh.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

lol alot of people get offended which is why i made the title like it is lol but its nice to find some people that have the same sense of humor
cheers!
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 04:18 AM
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thats sooooooo funny......... LOL........ i was laughing through the whole thing and my sister was like wad?! lol...........


HI HEATHER! lol..
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:49 PM
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omg thats jus wrong pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:45 PM
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That's..horrible. I don't find that one bit funny at all. I love babies. I love my one year old twin cousins...You're probably going to grow up and be one of those murderers of babies. >.<

Disgusting.
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:19 PM
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eww thats gross..
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(somechinkgirl @ Sep 3 2004, 9:45 PM)
That's..horrible. I don't find that one bit funny at all. I love babies. I love my one year old twin cousins...You're probably going to grow up and be one of those murderers of babies. >.<

Disgusting.

And you are probably going to grow up and be a pinguin rapist.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 12:30 AM
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I find that to be slightly funny...very amusing what they came up with blink.gif
 
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Err.
Didn't find 'em funny.. ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 01:34 PM
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that wuz gross didnt find it funny at all, it made me sad. cry.gif maybe its cuz i gotz a baby niece
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 01:39 PM
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ohh i know one:

Q: What's sicker than ten babies dragged by a driving car?
A: One baby dragged by ten driving cars.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 3 2004, 10:23 PM)
And you are probably going to grow up and be a pinguin rapist.

What's a pinguin?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:19 PM
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i think imma be sick sick.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:57 PM
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I'm speechless..... mellow.gif

I may be a serious person and take things to the limit but this can be found as humorous? huh.gif blink.gif pinch.gif
 
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