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comebacks, show em off.. lol
jnukes
post Sep 22 2004, 08:01 PM
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so what comebacks do you use when someone makes fun of you? or when you make fun of someone else?

well tha only one i can think of now is if you're dissin someone with curly hair, say "you're as striaght as your hair" (meaning, they're gay cause their hair isn't striaght) blah , i was bored
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:04 PM
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"Go buy a house!" and "get in my soup."
No, really.
Once someone said that to me.. and I in return made screen-names of them, haha.

Err, comebacks.. hmm...
I'm pretty good with comebacks, but as of right now.. I'm drawing a blank. T_T Rawr.
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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mm yeah i have no specific ones...the only ones i can think of are really lame haha but if i got shot at with a comment, i can usually return a comeback pretty quickly. but on the spot? its kinda hard...
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:24 PM
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i am rubber, you are glue! w.e you say bounces off me and sticks to you!! XD

umm...


sit the fcuk down and shut the fcuk up. =)
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:29 PM
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go practis safe sex and skrew yourself
eh i have more but i can't think of um right now pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:31 PM
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...shut up.
kinda like this online.
LOSER: DUde, you suck!
Me: shut up.
LOSER: HAHAH YOU HAVE NO COMEBACK
Me: shu tup.
LOSER: OH YOURE A LAMER!
Me: shut up
LOSER: YOURE f*cking BORING!!
Me: =) shut up.
[loser has signed off at 6:12:42 pm]

or this.
LOSER: YOU SUCK!
Me: yeah. but you suck condiments i shall not speak of.
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:48 PM
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i either just cut them off and say your mom or yo momma..that works...

and smetimes i say "well your moms a cow" haha... well.. i can be more insulting and such but i keep it simple when i can ;]
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:51 PM
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depends on the situation...if some one openly insults me on some thing im usually alot smarter than them and can make them look and feel like an idiot lol...haha if its too dumb to fathom i just say "b*tch, please."
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:53 PM
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I like the YO FACE one. haha its kinda popular at my school..
example: "ew your project is ugly" "YO FACE IS UGLY!"
haha yeah..gay..
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 09:56 PM
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"ur mom..."
"shut up and make me a cake"
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:03 PM
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Yeah, like the above person said, I can't think of anything right now, but when you start dissing me or talking smack, I can pretty much make you feel stupid by just one simple comment. :D

-liinda
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:05 PM
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ah i just remembered one

*other person making fun of me in a really grumpy/mad/outraged voice*

me - "geez, someone woke up on tha wrong side of tha cardboard box!"
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:16 PM
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"ur mom.....both of em"

it usually pisses em off though
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:25 PM
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I'm not very good with come backs whistling.gif... except when the person really deserves it.
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:47 PM
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example:

antagonist (to me): faggot
my friend (to me): are you gunna take that?
me: concider the source. moving on.

"k" is a pretty good brick wall they can run into, too.
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 11:00 PM
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lol when someones grumpy and takes their anger out on other people and i either go up to them and ask them if they need a nap just to piss them off or say out loud so everyone to hear "looks like someone had a bowl o' b!tch flakes this morning"
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 08:46 AM
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i don't really have a set of comebacks that i use
it depends on the situation. but i have a quick mind so i usually come up with good ones unless i'm having a really bad day then i might fight them but that has only happened about 3 times.
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 09:03 AM
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QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Sep 22 2004, 8:48 PM)
i either just cut them off and say your mom or yo momma..that works...

and smetimes i say "well your moms a cow" haha... well.. i can be more insulting and such but i keep it simple when i can ;]

ah ha...i do that soemtimes....or i just go.....yur face!!!or.....yur friggen toe!!...orr.....yur face is a [wutever they called you] x] hahahaha....or i just pure cuss dem out when i get real ticked...x]
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 09:11 AM
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i suck at combacks im jst like "oo yae well...shut up!"
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 10:06 AM
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lol, theres this kid who says that to me and i always make him embarrassed when i say something to him.. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 10:25 AM
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eh
it depepends on the insult they say
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 12:53 PM
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Lets try this!

Person doing the making fun of: Your a ^%&*%$&*%
Me: *Punches him in the face*

haha...okay sorry that wasn't a come back but it stopped the arguement!

Right?
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 01:37 PM
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I'm really good on my feet, So I respond accordingly.

I like to stay on top and show them just how ignorant they are.
 
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Umm i say harsh things.. Like
-Go fcuk ur Momma
-u $lut
-shut the fcuk up you h0e
-Tell ur momma to stop using lipstick cuase my dik is turnen into a rainbow..B!tcH
-Urr momma is like papa ginos, after 30 mins she is free.
-(to a girl) you have been slammed more times then a door
or the orignials
-fcuk off
-a$$ hole
-stupid b!tch
And so on .. lol.. I dont have to use these a lot tho.. Iny wen im about to fcuk up a kid in skool.. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 02:50 PM
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YOUR MOM
 
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